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Anons, who do you consider to be the most robotic author? For me, I think I'll say Erich Remarque. Who is your robotic author?
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>>36791041
Kant maybe.
Tatsuhiko Takimoto (guy who wrote NHK).
I thought of another guy just now, but it slipped my mind.
>If anyone shills Dostoevsky again, I swear..
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>>36791078
>(guy who wrote NHK)
IM SOLD
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I'd say Bukowski was a robot who made it.
>The family moved to South Central Los Angeles in 1930, the city where Charles Bukowski's father and grandfather had previously worked and lived. Young Charles spoke English with a strong German accent and was taunted by his childhood playmates with the epithet "Heini", meaning German, in his early youth. In the 1930s the poet's father was often unemployed. In the autobiographical Ham on Rye Charles Bukowski says that, with his mother's acquiescence, his father was frequently abusive, both physically and mentally, beating his son for the smallest imagined offense. During his youth, Bukowski was shy and socially withdrawn, a condition exacerbated during his teen years by an extreme case of acne.Neighborhood children ridiculed his German accent and the clothing his parents made him wear. In Bukowski -- Born Into This, a 2003 film, Bukowski states that his father beat him with a razor strop three times a week from the ages of six to eleven years. He says that it helped his writing, as he came to understand undeserved pain. The depression bolstered his rage as he grew, and gave him much of his voice and material for his writingsAlso he lost v-card when he was 24 with 300 pounds hooker
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>you die
>pic related welcomes you in the afterlife
>hugs you
>"you've suffered long enough anon"
>strokes you head tenderly while whispering into your ear
>"you did good anon, you can finally rest now"
>"now suck on that cock hard and lick it clean"
what do you do?
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>>36791033
suck on that cock hard and lick it clean
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>>36791069
pretty much sums it up desu
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>>36791033
Only came here to tell you there is no after life.
Just void.
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>tfw that huge ass swollen lymph node on the side of my neck is still there
I'm so fucked...
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>>36790852
I've had one on the back of my neck for thirteen years now.
Initially it would cramp up and hurt like heck every few months, then it stopped.
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>>36790852
Doctor, Go to you must.
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>>36790852
Hodgkin's lymphoma? Or it could just be an infection.
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>store clerk in busy supermarket watching me at self-service
>bring out clubcard
>"you're the first man I've seen use that"
>what?
>"it's just not very manly"
The fuck is so unmanly about trying to save money?Tbh I wasn't even angry. Just more like wtf you saying, lmao, dumb roastie.
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Fuck them.
I have several club cards on my keychain.
Having them conveniently available is the only way to avoid the awkward "got a frequent shopper card? no wanna put in a phone number oh its okay I'll use mine" bullshit conversation.
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>>36790825
i got a clubcard for a store too because social pressure, sometimes i feel like im the only one who has one but hey
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>>36790825
She probably tried to flirt with you.
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im 19 f how do i seduce older guys and get money from them?
should i try to look young or look more mature? idk
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just look good and be a whore
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im a hairy gypsy shit, im so fucking jealous. you get to ride daddy's dick for all eternity while im stuck fapping to daddy threads on /hm/
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g row. Peen.
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Does anyone else really enjoy collecting images of sad 2D girls? I just want to hug them and be sad with them.
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>>36790647
I do too, anon. I'll post what I have.
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>>36790647
Posting originally sad girl gjjtff
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>>36790647
posting more sad
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>that kid thread
That kid didn't have many friends and was clearly a virgin
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>>36790645
Not very original, to say the truth
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>>36790645
>that kid that would make a that kid thread on /r9k/ because he was and still is a faggot
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>>36790645
That kid that smelled like fucking onions
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if you could become a blue pilled normie with a normal life, would you do it? 2017-05-05 11:40:28 Post No.36790635
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if you could become a blue pilled normie with a normal life, would you do it? 2017-05-05 11:40:28 Post No.36790635
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if you could become a blue pilled normie with a normal life, would you do it?
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you get:
>some normie gf
>decent office job
>friends
>motivation to get up every day, something to look up to
>security, peace of mind
>socially acceptable hobbies like watching sports etc.
>probably happiness
you lose:
>most red pill knowledge, you no longer realize how world really works - risk of becoming a cuck increases
>your mental condition which probably makes you feel things much stronger than healthy people
>your shitty memories
what would you choose?
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>>36790635
If i can take the blue pill without effort, i ll do it
If i have to do any effort to get my new life, i would stay in my current lifestyle
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>>36790635
No next stupid fucking question about something that doesnt have any merit in real life?
Great anime.
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>>36790635
>you no longer realize how world really works
For a bunch of people who "think they know how the world really works", you'd think robots would make better use of it
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>friend 1: 30 years old, ugly, NEET, long greasy hair - has a cute petite gf
>friend 2: 32 years old, fat, ugly, NEET, taking antidepressants - banging a hot 22 year old girl
>friend 3: 53 years old, NEET,still living with his parents, good looking but manlet- banging a hot 45 year old MILF and also has a hot 21 year old slut as a side bitch
>me: 28 years old, good looking, tall, have a shitty job but still earn more than them - no gf in sight.
The only difference between me and them is that I'm kinda shy and introverted and they are really social people. Fuck, being an introvert should count as a disability
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>>36790519
>being an introvert should count as a disability
But it does, anon.
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>>36790571
can we apply for disability benefits.
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>>36790599
No, but you can get medically castrated for free.
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>Anon why don't you have a job
>Anon why don't you have a gf
>Anon why don't you talk to us
>Anon why are you crying
>Anon?
Stop asking me questions I don't have the answer to, I'm incapable of any of things is that what you want to hear?
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feel ya anon. i, also cant function properly in society
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>>36790729
they want us to roll over and expose our bellies
I'm pretty sure that's the general aim of this line of questioning
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Anon since you haven't been working, have you been working on any projects? You haven't been playing video games all the time, that'd be wasteful
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>searching for porn
>find a crush look and soundalike
>finish
>close tab
>it's just me in a dark room lonely as fuck
I can't take it anymore
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>>36790453
And that's why you should fap to 2D. Too many times I came across a girl that I was in love with and orbited for like 6 months
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>>36790453
Just...turn on the lights???
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>>36790893
oh lel that works
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Imagine playing a game of Monopoly where you start with no money and all the properties are already owned by other players and they all have hotels. And when you end up losing people call you retarded, lazy, entitled, and say you didn't try hard enough. That wouldn't be very nice. Or better yet. Let's play chess. But I get to start with a bunch of queens. And when I win it's because of my "skill" and if you complain you're just jealous, insecure, bitter, and desperate. Sound like a plan?
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>>36790423
Stop posting yourself here you fucking attentionwhore. Fuck off, normalfuck.
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Weird that a bunch of other people manage to play just fine though, even from the same bad starting positionBut I'm sure no one has it as bad as you, right OP?
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>>36790463
>from the same bad starting position
keep telling yourself tgat buddy
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I see you down there, wagies. Hope you are enjoying your morning commute. Your symphony of honking horns is great. You guys should record it an sell it. It'd easily go platinum.
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>Seeing cyclist slow down wagies
>Seeing a horde of highschool kids slow down wagies
>Seeing slow moving service/police vehicles slow down wagies and they can't drive around them
>All those frustrated honks while I comfortably play video games, watch youtube, eat food, masturbate and expand my mind all on their money
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>>36790390
Balls are sore from session still
Bumps in the road make my heavy balls bounce around... Reminds me of all the Ballbusting last night... I know when I get to the office it will be even worse cuz I'll be going up and down stairs and in and out of my seat. Having sore swollen balls at work is the best feeling in the world.
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>tfw I get free uber rides to work
My commute is comfy af
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robots, why dont you transform like him and become aesthetic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0csPhcQafWE
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>>36790317
he looks gay.effiminate feminine. the middle one is acceptable.
he did no hard work. my friend got more buffed than that in one mounth.
south korean look effiminate as fuck. no manliness exist.
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are you implying he looks better now?
well at least he has a confident to show himself.
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>>36790317
why are koreans so fucking feminine looking?
also i'm bigger than him and i haven't touched a weight in my life. wtf
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How precise is this image?
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who cares loI
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>>36790295
are you implying I've slept with a woman
you better not be
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It's pretty accurate Op.