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ITT: nectar of the gods
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>>36791659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InSDvFR7NIo
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Drink of peace
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make life more bearable
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Okay... So serious question here. How did one of you actually get Mia Khalifa to do this?
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Some porn company probably realized that many MK's fans were virgins. So they took a nerdy-looking guy, gave him the script, acted it out and voila.
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>>36791756
shh be quiet he believe porn a real
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>>36791654
Hmm she's cute. Looks a lot like my gf. Mine is slightly thinner and has smaller nipples, but similar overall build/complexion/background/etc.
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Made a Discord and don't really have a way to populate it, so I thought I'd post it here. Drop by and say hi to all 5 people that are currently in it. yAtpVB8
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it's not like I wanted anyone to join, hahahaha
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Can someone at least tell me how to get people to join the discord
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>>36792016
last bump because that's all the pictures I have
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Basically I dumped my gf few weeks ago and so she went back to her ex after almost a year, I got mad and called her actual bf telling him the truth about his gf, that she cheated on him and a lot of other stuff he didn't know. So he started threatening me telling me that he would come under my house and shoot my legs and cut my hands if I didn't tell him the truth. My ex says I shouldn't tell him anythig or they will seek me and who knows what's gonna happen... plus her parents will call me and a big mess will happen. What should I do???? Should I call the cops??
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Honestly I know this post sucks, but really, I am kinda scared and need some support...
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You beta fag why did you get mad after she went back to her ex? You have no place in her life now why you had to keep bothering her? That just proves you're a cucklord. and now you're gonna die soon. Send my regards to grim when he comes to take your soul anon
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She cheated on both, on me and on her bf. Since I've been through it, and know how it feels, i didnt want this poor guy to suffer like I did, and so I told him. Btw he's not gonna kill me, just shoot my legs and cut my hands... so it's not time to meet grim yet...
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Why do you think anyone would want to put up with a male virgin past high school?
Why do you believe anyone would want someone that literally couldn't find someone to accept them until they were 25+ years old?
There's literally middle school kids able to get in stable relationships and here you are, much older, and much more retarded.
Why do you think anyone would ever put up with that?
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>>36791562
>This OP post
Stop baiting.
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>>36791577
I'm trying to make a point. The fact that a naked lady counts as bait for you shows how inexperienced you are. It should only be bait for young boys, and here you are, a grown man, unable to control himself.
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>>36791562
It's the girls fault not mine to be honest.
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Get to work, wagecuck. Your boss's third yacht is not going to pay for itself.
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>oh my god why does that guy smell so bad
>does he ever leave the house?
>look at how greasy his hair is
>i bet he doesnt even have a job
>what a loser
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>Tfw college degree and gainfully employed in a job you like
>Tfw the future looks bright
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Gotta love those salty neetcucks.
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There is no heaven. There is only hell after death. This is an indisputable fact. Despite your best attempts, we're all going to end up in hell.
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
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>>36791487
*burp* YEAH, I JUST WATCHED RICK AND MORTY. YOU SHOULD KNOW TH- *BURP* GOD ISN'T REAL, MORTY. HE'S A FAIRY TALE, MORTY. YOUR SKY DADDY IS FAKE, MORTY. *BURP* LET'S GET SCHWIFTY, MORTY. NOTHING MATTERS, MORTY.
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There is nothing after death. You have no purpose. You should accept life's meaninglessness and move on.
P.s. I constantly have uncontrollable thoughts of suicide and homocide. There's nothing I can do to stop this.
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>>36791487
>>36791509
this isn't even good edgy
what happened /r9k/
where did you go?
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>when I do something stupid my friend "playfully" calls me a dumbass
>when my friend does something just as stupid he pretends it didn't happen
Why do people do this? Should I drop this cunt as a friend or just ignore it?
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>>36791417
confront him
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>>36791417
My dad calls everyone a spa (slang for retard) for the slightest mistake. When he didn't know that an ounce is bigger than a gram he played it off as if he had just simply forgot. Now don't get me wrong, I do sometimes do stupid things, but what pisses me off the most is his refusal to accept he is stupid in some ways.
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>>36791499
lol i just forgot bro
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I wish that I had a sister, that I could cuddle with, watch movies, and hang out. Is it unusual to cuddle with them? I dont really know how they behave
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>>36791379
siblings are like younger versions of your parents. you don't to much of cuddling with your parents now, do you?
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>>36791379
no cuddles, maybe a hug if you didn't see them in a long time
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>>36791379
Having a sister is a gamble. The best scenario is that your sister is a stranger that you just happen to live with and the worst is an obnoxious Stacy who will actively humiliate you in front of your family and her friends for the best part of your life.
I've never seen anyone have a cutesy relationship with their sister, but that apparently happens somewhere.
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Why are bald men so hot?
>tfw no shiny bald bf
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>>36791346
>tfw have thick hair and absolutely no hair loss in sight
> just want a shiny dome like ops pic
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>>36791434
You're literally ne, except I want a shiny bottom
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>>36791465
I know that feel too.
>tfw one of your ancestors thought it was a good idea to mix with an Arab...
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post what you would consider to be a woman that's a 4/5, which is essentially average/slight below average
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>>36791333
she's a 5.5 or 6, no bad features
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^no, she's average. six is above average.
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>>36791414
she is above average, barely even has makeup on
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Who /delusions of grandeur here
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Oh, i couldn't. I'm just too aware of how pathetic i am
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>>36791227
tfw carefully built in my head an alternate reality where things are perfect and I am the king of my region. I really wish it were real but the greatest delusion is that I believe it will be in the future
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>tfw exact opposite
>underachieving piece of shit
>everyone tells you how amazing and hard working you are
>actually putting in minimal effort and watching my life slip away
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Deutschlaender rein hier
Roboter resozialisierungsprogramm und guter chat foer feels und green
discord(punkt)gg / hhGvYV4
was antwortet ihr auf "was machst du am wochenende ?" ?
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Nein danke, duNormie
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>tfw keiner redet mehr mit dir
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>>36791238
Dann eroeffne mal den Thread mit einem gescheiten Thema.
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NoFap requires the discipline of a Queen's Royal Guard and the resolve of a WW2 Kamakaze Pilot.
I've been laying here edging for like 40 minutes. I won't break. But god damn...
My sex drive is off the fucking walls. I've been catching myself fantasizing about sexual experiences I had 10 years ago.
Question: Does "edging" like this train you to not cum during sex? I think through years of masturbation, I somehow trained myself to cum almost instantly. Obviously not the best in bed. One of the main reasons I decided to try NoFap was to see if I could get rid of this nasty problem. Anyone been able to get rid of their pre mature ejaculation through NoFap or through other means?
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>leave red board for blue board
>no longer need to fap
what a shock
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>I've been laying here edging for like 40 minutes
I don't think that's how you're supposed to do nofap.
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>>36791079
bro edging is cheating, you're fapping and it's called nofap, if your goal is to stop completely edging is WORSE than finishing it off
as for the sex thing idk, I just got more sensitive after it actually, kinda strange
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>ask girl out for a movie.
>She says she's really busy, but really wants to watch it. Maybe in a day or two she'll be free
>Tell her let's go on Friday.
>She agrees, says it sounds good.
Today is Friday bros. Should i call her and ask her? Or wait for her to call me? She might just be busy, and i don't want to come off as a nagging bitch
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you guys made plans, she better show up. don't think of yourself as a nagging bitch, she's the one who agreed to go with you. call and confirm.
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>>36791071
Just text her an hour or so before youd have to leave to go and just ask her whats up.
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>>36791100
Would she think I'm just sitting around waiting for her to get back to me?
(Because i actually am)
Would the best thing to do would be, "oh shit i competely forgot... let's do today"
I'm meeting her tomorrow in class anyway.