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>>36792378
You look like a faggot.

>Your feet get dirty when you wear sandals

Then wear shoes you stupid nigger.

There is plenty wrong with socks and sandals. You look fucking ridiculous. Especially with, presumably, greasy-ass cargo shorts that you've never fucking bothered to wash. While you're at it, make sure you change your stale meme t-shirt.

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>tfw no qt dirty feet gf to lick clean

Let me guess you're a senior and totally 18 years old.

>>36792358
Please tell me you don't go to Reddit or IFunny because your greentext is in that structure. I don't mind underaged anons but please leave if you are a meme in public IFunny boy or Redditor. We want this site to stay as pure as possible and we just want to stay out of the spotlight.

>Heyyy guyys, I'm a highschool senior and totally 18 years old xDD

Neck yourself

that looks pretty good
what is it

Cool webm. What is that white sphere and why did it react like that to chocolate?

>>36792337
It's a thin layer of white chocolate and they are melting it open because the chocolate sauce is hot.

That sex and gender is a spectrum.

Honestly think we have to go back to cogito ergo sum for this one

Pedophilia is the best sexuality.

Why do people pretend that people don't go to both boards?

Tell them go back. What the fuck this is simple

>>36792254
I use reddit as well, as there are subreddits for more specific tastes. Though I have been on 4chan countless year more, as it has become my home.

>>36792150
I'm 33 too, I haven't been single in almost 10 years now.

>>36792166
Fuck off normie or it's the gas chamber for you

>>36792187
Here's the easy solution for you mate:

>become better at socializing (if you aren't decent already)
>find a practice girl (this is important)
>practice with her until you feel comfortable with chasing after desirable women
>get a proper gf

Idk I mean robots collect rocks and anime figures. Why not?

Sneakers as a hobby is the gayest shit ever.

>>36792161
Only if you're not rich.

>>36792116
>a asexual transgender gf with autism

Ever heard of the site neogaf? There are a lot of that kind of people around. But they usually are pretty ugly.

>>36792116

I'll crossdress 24/7 if you'll be my cuddle gf I'd probably be hotter than most cis girls tbqh

>>36792116
Why not find a guy to have that with?

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WRONG BOARD FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEE

You can't be married and be robot. Robots require minimal human contact and a lifeless disposition.

Good on ya man.

I'd kill to be able to get high right now

Smoke bud?
Orinibirily

Remind when I had a coffee once and was really down on this chick. I think the caffeine caused some chemical reaction in my head but it just took the depression and sadness out of my heart and I got some girls number that same day and thay weekend she gave me a bj

>>36792073
Those're rookie numbers, gotta crank them up

>>36792090
Post yours pls

And please
Be
Original

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>>36792073
> over 7000 hours played on World of Warcraft between 2011 and 2014
That's 5 hours per day on average
I remember summer 2012, during which I spent the entire 2 months glued to my computer screen. During this time, I leveled up all classes to 85 and cleared Dragon Soul with all of them. I'd say I averaged 14-18 hours per day back then.

both of those pictures are what women don't want

>>36792036
same way mudslimes deal with theirs.
That's one of the very few things west can learn from them

>I will never meet Thom Yorke
at least they're fucking amazing live

Yes I once saw a bear trap that a crazy guy in my neighborhood put out to kill stray cats.

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>>36792062
lost


orangutangg

>be me
>a trap
>finally passable, wearing a thigh-length skirt out on a sunny day
>feels so good being a girl
>get horny because I feel so good
>not wearing any panties bc have to be ready for wild cock
>see a hot college boy on campus, nice masculine jawline, nice bulge
>decide to take a risk
>he looks at me, seems to be mirin
>here goes nothing
>lift up the front of my skirt
>flash him my two inch girlcock
>he sees and trips forward, lands right on his face and everybody looks over at him
>I kind of feel bad so I hurriedly go over to help him
>get to talking, he's actually really nice to me
>obviously nervous, obviously never met a trap before but seems okay with it
>give him my number
>the next afternoon, he's eating my girlcock out like it's a baby octopus tentacle
>get plowed by his 7 inch mancock

Mmmmmmmm

>birthday
>another day in my neetcave playing video games

>>36792026
Stop whining you fucking fag

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>>36792026
Happy birthday man. I hope your day gets better

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>>36792023
Take this Van Wojak.
>inner thoughts
I no longer have any hope about my life only despair and eventual grinding towards death in some deadend job while spending free time drinking to death.

>>36792075
you're not the only one brother. I still have the slightest bit of hope that there is an eye to this storm.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4

or-i-die-mi