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Define "stop". I've gone for long stretches without fapping. And when I started up again it wasn't because of any sort of compulsion.

>>36795177
Because of addiction.

You get the same feeling as with drugs, and use masturbation as a means of escapism.

Like trying to stop but you can't.

in real life i suppose

On grindr.

Depends. How black are you willing to go?

>>36795082
I've completely moved on and made room for the rest of life's shitty problems.
It's the only way to truly defeat them, robot.

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he fell some stairs

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>>36795082

They became work bullies.

>>36795019
Revolting little faggot

>>36795019
>Also have not showered in 30+ days
casual

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>>36795019
>literally never wash your hands
Atta boy stick it to the sink Jew

if there's only one girl and two chads then yeah, definitely

I once briefly dated a guy with two roommate. The two roommate would often share everything. Long story short we walked in on them sucking each other off.

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>>36794946
definitely if they are slutty enough to allow it to happen.

>tfw chad invited me to a threesome
>tfw i couldnt get erect even with my penis in a mouth
>tfw porn on a laptop didnt even work
>tfw left the room and sat in the dark while they fucked

I like giant guys but I'm 4'8" so you probably wouldn't like me.

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You can still smash my boipuccy daddy!

>>36795408
Also I don't think OP is that gay.

I am currently in fucking shock. I just spent the last 7 hours crying and drinking a large bottle of vodka in bed. I am so fucking angry and emotional right now I almost have no words. You anons know the dating app Bumble right? It's like Tinder except only women can initiate conversations with their matches? Ok well I made a profile and have been using it for the past 2 weeks. I am not a slob. I have been told I have a cute face and usually in "rate" threads I get 7-8/10, I am 25 years old and pretty wealthy because I have a good job making 50k. Only thing is I am short. Like really short. 5'5. I matched with this girl on Bumble. I didn't bother reading her bio and just swiped right because she was legitimately 10/10 and her network thing said she was in law school at the same university that I go to. Anyway, we talked for like 12 hours. She was the coolest, smartest, most gorgeous girl I've probably ever seen. We talked about films, music, art, literature, food, future goals, life in general, philosophy...she was breath taking physically and intellectually. Then after this she asked me how tall I was.I took a moment to respond. Then actually opened her bio and it said "I can reach the top self, can you?" Panic ensued... I considered lying and saying I was 5'8 or something but if we met in real life she would obviously know I was bullshitting and I would come off as insecure so I was truthful. I told her "5'5." No weird jokes or creepy messages trying to validate myself I just sent the numbers. 2 minutes later she unmatched me. No "oh I'm sorry I really like tall guys I think you're a great person", no sympathy, no good luck wishes just fucking unmatched me even after we connected SO WELL. I fucking hate women so much, I hate myself I wish I was dead and I hate my mom and dad so much but my mother especially for having kids with a guy who is fucking 5'3. I should have been female life is not fucking fair I hate myself so much FUCK SOCIETY

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>>36794639

>>36794638

No, you got rejected because you bought into her frame like a pussy who didn't know any better. Just the fact she was talking to you and letting you salvage yourself implied there was a chance, but you ruined it.

Anyway, try again mate.

I don't. It's a lot of work.

And then they hate you for looking at them or approaching them because you're too poor, short, insecure, etc, etc, etc.

They have a million reasons to reject you when all they have to do is look nice.

>>36794619
I do wash my socks, I handle mine and dad's laundry. Girls are too much work in comparison though.

>>36794587
That was me when i was 14. Idk why but they were kinda hot to me. Im a little older now and im attracted to guys my age more. Long story short get over it casit probably aint gonna happen lol

Go fuck yourself. No one cares and you're not even asking for advice. Reported.

ik it's not gonna happen. I wish I could just get over it but it's not that easy. I'm literally so miserable everyday. Ive had this one teacher for 3 years now and we talk every day after school for a few hours (I don't like to go home early bc abusive parents) and he's even taken me out for lunch a bunch of times. but he's not interested that way. I know him better than anyone else in his life probably, considering he's such a loner. as cliche as it sounds I feel like we're soul mates and it drives me crazy that I know we can never be together. I found out he got laid off bc of budget cuts (this is his last year) and he's moving literally halfway across the country. honestly been considering killing myself a lot since I found out

>>36794566

This is not asking for advice. Please, keep threads on topic for the board. Thanks!

>>36794566
I give bad advice on purpose here. I'm sure at least one of them listened to me.

Absolutely devilish lad

I also collect bottle caps i find when im out, also empty cigarette packets

I collect vidya,music and books One day my personal sanctuary (Man cave) will have many bookshelves Filled to the brim with top notch art and entertainment. Mood lighting, badass tv and comp, a loveseat and recliner. Maybe a mini fridge and figurines placed all over. Cant wait

>>36794554
You'll be the richest of lads after the bomb. Good luck, sir.

non-rurals will die

QUICK!

>One life
>Born in Detroit
>Born a Jew
I've been doomed from the start

Chicago and atlanta are cheap. Why not save up a few grand and move to one of them? Itll be a great adventure

>>36794498
severe anxiety
also people never took me seriously when I was a young child because "you're not smart you're 6 years old"

Trying to substitute "internet relationships" for real life intimate relationships for years

Terrible terrible emotional pain

>>36794498
my mom stole my birthday money for cigarettes when i was 6

Are you a girl?

A biological female with a vagina, not a trap

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>>36794632
where the fuck do you think you are
of course it has a penis

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>>36794632
HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Peanut-Butter-Milkshake

>>36794497
I don't want to have to make it myself fucko

>>36794479
Peanut butter is butter. It would be too thick to drink.