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>>36795586

If my dad was hot I would totally fuck him

he's not hot

>>36795655
If my dad was hot I would totally fuck him

He is hot

Are people afraid of incest?

haha what the fuck are those cones doing

>>36795600
the end of sausage party

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I'm waiting for Bill Nye to reveal that the show is actually satire in collaboration with Million Dollar Extreme.

Don't do it delet system 32

>>36795528
worked for me, thanks OP!

>>36795546
nice bait, i wont fall for this.
OPs solution helps though.

>>36795523
It's not. I'm right there with you though, brother.

>>36795523
7 inches and 5.5 girth is where you should be.

>>36795523
5inchs here and feel like the 5'8 of dicks

>>36795501
shut up
in reality no one cares here
4chan has never been a place where you come to find a shoulder to lean on
either livestream of leave faggot

WARSAW! no balls pussy

>>36795501
whats been going through your mind in the last couple of days, anon

>>36795498
I'm a dolphin

I've been a fedora tipper since early childhood. I was even an edgy confrontational atheist before the reddit memes. Sometimes I wish I could believe because I've been afraid of death my entire life.

>>36795498
You clearly want to talk about yourself, so lets have it, OP.

i wish i didn't belong on this board. i hate this fucking place so much. i can't leave no matter what i do

>>36795494
i disc golf, bye!

>>36796693

No you stay

Dick golf is the least fag-like sport so you stay

>>36795492
You can make the bag yourself. The biggest concern is procuring enough pure helium to make you unconscious. Fringe party/novelty companies may still have pure tanks in stock.

If you don't have your escape bag prepped in your closet are you really a robot?

>>36795563
Where do I get one?

Original comment please stop muting me

>>36795492
Industrial companies, hard to get your hands on individually without looking suspcious

I'm a coward.
If it was a cowardly way to go I would have killed myself already

>>36795470
i think its honorable

>>36795470
Your dad is wrong.
Most people are cowards, yet they don't kill themselves.

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>mfw people who voted for Trump will never procreate

>>36795379
>>can buy anything I want
>>still no gf
Buy one. Buy an escort for half a year or something to act as a gf.

Just wait a few years until they all get bogged down with kids and divorced and laugh at them with your free time and tons of cash to spend.

Get a Venus 2k and have it milk you as often as you need, even while shitposting in r9k

>>36795370
Lots of porn. It really does help. Plus, it makes you more confident until you get the opportunity you thought you'd never get and can't erect your penis to put it inside her.

>>36795425
Maybe but I need to do the thrusting motion. I have to insert it as roughly as possible not just cum.

She's telling you to smile

>>36795304
Take her advice, anon, it's a good one.

>>36795304
She's teIling you to smile

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>when she gropes the balls up while bobbing down
Had to eat ass for the first time after that.

>>36795258
You're on the wrong board, kiddo. Only true robots allowed.

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>>36795258
I tell her i feel like a smurf, and give her this look

>>36795232
no he was just going to fuck your qt boipucci

>>36795232
>not confronting him
>literally running away from a stranger standing still

kek, I see you're compensating for your omega mindset by riding le cool fastbike! i bet all the girls want you

>>36795232
Probably a crackhead desu

You made the right call

>makes an unoriginal thread complaining about how bad and unoriginal everything else is

REALLY GROZZLED MY PLOZZLES

>>36795239
>make good thread
>have to nurse it for fifty replies because everybody just wants to look at porn, reply with rage to obvious bait, find a girlfriend or tranny to date, and chime in on their favorite, age old flame war
Nah fuck you. For a long time now, if you want a good thread on /r9k/ you have to inject bait into it.

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I wish I could use this opportunity to finally leave this place, to put the time and energy into something positive and creative. Hell, even just leaving /r9k/ would be good.