>tfw grandfather once crossdressed to escape from germans during war
>>36800325
You're polish/jewish aren't you?
Your grandfather made a mistake
>>36800325
It's in your genes anon, dress up as a girl and sell your boipucci
>>36800325
>Exist because of crossdressing
It's what you were born to do
>turning 20 in August
>still in high school
I'm pathetic.
Why not drop out and get a GED? It's the same shit and it's not even hard to get.
>>36800292
Are you black or just dumb?
+1 on ged idea but were you held back?
why is this happening?
are we /trash/ now?
>>36800262
No. Mods have started to move inappropriate threads to appropriate boards. All those r9k meetup threads get moved to /soc/
>>36800592
>inappropriate
are you implying that entire thread was right for r9k?
because it sure as fuck wasnt
>>36800592
Manlet threads are /fit/. We just have a shitty new mod now that actually banned people for reporting pony threads on other boards
Do you think I could impress girls with magic tricks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfSXHK_HUVU
You can fuck immature liberal girls if you just put on a Harry Potter shirt. Trust me, it works.
>>36800225
no, you need to put on muscle and do normie sports like surfing, hiking, and skiing
dress in a shirt that's too tight for you
that thumbnail
his side view
w..elp
This is probably what most of you guys look like
>Tfw brainlet who draws up ugly caricatures of people I don't like so I can feel better about myself and personal views
>>36800224
Did I strike a nerve, neckbeard?
Nah, I'm clean shaven because i cant even grow a neckbeard properly.
Why do so many people love reddit and memey?
>>36800144
it's genuinely funny.
why do you care what normies like? they are vapid and shallow. The things that appeal to them should not be the concern of a robot.
>>36800144
>actually really funny
>well acted
>well animated
>tfw you realize there is not a single person irl that you know that you would be comfortable hanging out with 1 on 1
>>36800140
How dows it feyol
wynaut?
original
>>36801646
Fuk u I was here firsr
i've never been in a relationship before but is it bad to call your girlfriend "mom"?
I refuse to believe this is a legitimate question
>>36800073
Yes, you should call her mommy instead, it's more affectionate desu.
Regular people would consider this pretty creepy.
>So, which toy do you want to use tonight, anon?
Your response?
>>36800064
lets play with the carpet cleaner you disgusting pig
>>36800064
Use this on me desu pls
>>36800064
Use your biggest plug. Wear it for 24 hours and ask again tomorrow
Are there any jobs for a 19 year old that won't make me want to kill myself?
I fucking hated just about every job I've had, and I need to have money to move out soon.
Any advice?
>>36800057
Backpage/Grindr/craigs and start sucking dick or work as a stock cuck moving boxes at night
>>36800078
Is the stock cuck job retail? There's no way I'm going back to that, even fucking fast food was better than that
Selling your ass should be good for you bitch boi
I just want to go back in time.
>>36800019
I've been daydreaming about going back in time atleast 4 times a day for the past month
its hard
10 years from now when we watch an old youtube video from 2007 it will say "uploaded 20 years ago"
i want to kill myself
>>36800089
>uploaded 73 years ago
I'm sure that was yesterday
Why aren't you using linux Robots.
>gnome
disgusting
>>36799873
because windows is fine and I'm not a contrarian
Fucking Arch
>Sorry, anon. You lack the minimum height of 6ft 2 that is required to access my massage services
How do you respond?
Buy platform shoes and stilts.
>>36799867
RUSSER, RUSSER, RUSSER NO RUSSER
>chink masseuse
>turning down money
Good one OP
Is welding a comfy job for a robot?
I'm afraid of being an autist when someone goes
>anon can u weld me a blah blah by x weld on this thing?
Or something.
I don't know shit about welding. I just know I can make tons of money after 18 months.
Being around blue-collar people is tough as a robot I find.
>>36799853
Do you like having your balls busted metaphorically?
https://youtu.be/x7tMIyl0zYY
>>36799853
No it's extremely impossible because most of those guys will say shit to be friendly but it will trigger the shit out of you and you will truly realize how big of a pussy you really are amongst welders
Why are Asians so racist? How do we stop the Asian problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEzXUsiToDY
>>36799751
ive grown much less racist over the years
most asian americans generally grow up in a cultural bubble, that probably leads to the racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikgHjXwgsz8
>>36799810
>>36799751
Damn that's a pretty based Asian-Texan.