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>>39359865
>i get a big dick
>I have normal sex fantasies now

I don't see the problem

>>39359865
ignore

my penis is already large and i take dick anyway

Take viagra when needed

>>39359779
Oh I'm sure >>>/sci/ would just love you.

>>39359779
>This effect is so pronounced that when we see birds that are really far away so they look very tiny, the time that would take for their light reach our eyes means they could already be extinct for millions of years.
But let's say i am fucking amazing at shooting, and i shot that bird off the sky, how is that possible if it's extinct already?

>>39359817
Then you possibly caused the extinction.

>>39359734
Yes I think it's easier for us to be neets

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also id like to clarify. this isnt a thing here to shame dudes for being neets, or to try and laugh at them. im trying to see if women are generally treated better in all walks of society. so i thought this would e a good place to start

>>39359751
why? like do you have any examples of how you think youve been treated better?

Post the conversation. You're probably talking to her like a unassertive faggot.

post your profile and your openers

>>39359735
Actually post your full profile as well.

>>39359676
>am i still in the same existence i was 10 years ago?
Only if you want to be.

>>39359676
Yeah, but you're not the same you. It happens so gradually that you never notice it but one bit or piece at a time you've become a different person.

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>>39359676
We've moved through so many alternative time lines that we are now numb to the feeling\ at this point.

>>39359664
>mother released the cum homonculus

It's over lads

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>roommate looked under my mattress and found my wizard's wisdom
such powerful imagery was not meant for normie eyes

>therapist found the orphan cum jar experiment

The transformation was almost complete.... Years of work ruined...

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>>39359660
I dont I can think of a more roboctic album that speaks directly me, not to mention the movie aswell is about as roboctic as they come.

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pretty obvious one

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Pretty sure this is meant to maximize brain pleasure of anticipation.

Maybe pin a post to /b/ about gookmoot being a faggot. Or nothing.

>>39359571
find the wordfilters
add whatever /b/ tells me

>>39359571
I feed all the glow in the dark CIA niggers false info instead of their normal 4chan feed so freedom of speech is harder to infringe

Can't stop the signal owo

>>39359561
You're on the wrong board faggot.

>>>/fit/

>>39359561
>a few push ups every other day
lol no fag. You want that kind of body? You're actually going to have to work for it.

>>39359561
Pushups don't hit delts that good.
You have to do overhead pressing for that or atleast some sort of incline.
That's what I've learned anyway.

No pics of back so I cant really make out lats, which would be overhead pulling.

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>i can legally rape girls born after 2000

>>39359693
which part of Europe are you from?

>>39359745
>which part of Europe did you immigrate to?
there, fixed it for you

that's a menu for the party namsayin

>>39359548
Ask people what they mean when they say things.

>>39359548
It means fucking up bad enough that you need to have a "cake and ass party" for your bosses if you want to get back on their good side.

>>39359526
Life is what you make of it OP.

>>39359526
>when will things finally change?
When you stop doing shit like looking up your bully on Facebook. Why should you care how he lives? For that matter, why should what he posts on Facebook be representative of how he lives in the first place? All social media can do is give you a glimpse into the life of a stranger, but that's all it is. A glimpse. You do not know the man, you know not his innermost thoughts or feelings, and yet you pass judgment on him as if you do. Do you want to know the fundamental difference between yourself and your bully? You sat around in your parents' basement looking him up. He doesn't remember you at all.

>>39359562

How do I make it so I have lots of friends and girls who are interested in me?

cognitive behaviorshit therapy supposedly

it never did shit for me

yeah they do

>t. Paramedic

Sorry you're just a miserable person. It's okay anon, I am too. The other day I had a call where a guy woke up & his wife was cold & covered in nose blood. Slept next to her very dead for hours before he woke up.

I still am a depressed person, and it doesn't matter that anyone else had a worse day.

It's okay anon, you aren't alone.

>>39359445
You don't. You just jam pills down your throat until you die.

>>39359439
Into some Japanese man's fantasy? Nope

>>39359439
i can't help but notice the middle finger pertruding upwards. i hope the bunghole isn't involved in this

>>39359467
It is. It very much is.

>>39359390
HAHA IT LOOKS REAL

WHAT THE FUCK NO WAY

>>39359390
I have seen this webm three times and all three times I couldn't see how it can be eggy or pizza.

>>39359390
why he not sticking dick in her? <:(