WHY DONT THEY JUST CHANGE /r9k/ TO /norm/ CAUSE THERE ARE TO MANY FUCKING NORMIES HERE!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMANS! THIS ISNT THE PLACE FOR YOU! I WANT PEACE FROM YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOU STILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
woah dude chill out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETJ THE= FUCK OFF MYE BOARD AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>36804476
ay bro looks like you need to get laid, for real doe.also I refuse to believe the majority of the REEE NORMIES posters has been here longer than roughly 5 years, perhaps even less
I wish i knew how to smile.
I smile all the time, but it's usually out of self-loathing and crippling despair. I don't find joy in it, I'm just nervous like a little rat man. People tell me I look like a pedo or a rapist so I smile and I look more like a school shooter. I guess that breaks even.
>>36804475
http://m.wikihow.com/Smile
>>36804475
I don't either, but I have learned to instinctively do it in awkward situations
Going to my first college party tonight, robots.
Any tips?
>keep calm and party on
And I thought it couldnt get any more normie
Tip: pre game. A sober robot at a party is not a good thing
Get drunk quickly if you are socially awkward. Once you get to a good level just maintain though.
>>36804445
don't be weird
Please give me oxycodone.
lmao this dude looks like a child with a beard
>>36804417
I just ran out of my hydros so i'm running on nicotine
>>36804417
is this a good method for sui?
What's a surefire way of killing yourself?
Asking for a friend.
>>36804383
Eat bread. 100% of people who eat bread died... Sooner or later.
>>36804610
Just joking, dont do it anon-kun. Someone loves or will lov you with all of their kokoro.
Buy 10 bags of heroin and inject them all at once.
>play Katawa Shoujo
>realize how much I needed romance in my life in some medium
>start watching anime, but only ones with a romantic subplot
>mostly stick to an action/adventure/romance genre
>start getting into harder stuff for my cutesy romance fix
>watch some rom-coms, namely Toradora and Lovey Complex
>super cute, watching these animated characters fall in love makes me feel warm and happy
>watch some straight up shoujo anime, like Ao Haru Ride and Kimi ni Todoke
>about to start reading the original manga for pic related
Does my degeneracy know no bounds?
>>36804354
Who cares if it's degenerate it's FUCKING KAWAII AS SHIT NIGGER
>>36804354
Who cares man just have fun
>>36804354
>>play Katawa Shoujo
Is it 2012 again?
Post the woman you find the most attractive. SFW Thread only.
>>36804322
I'll post a few.
Rose
>>36804322
>sfw
>pink board
kys and get this feminine "pretty girls" shit off my board
>>36804322
Winona.
Meaningless text, sex on a boat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsW6O9wfi1c
no normoes aloud xDDddd
no but srs pls join
bumpfin
I AM A FAGGOT PLEASE PEE ON ME
ORIGINALLY ORIGINAL
Always a lot of fun! Like oregano
>people, family and friends tell me im an alcoholic
>they wont stop
>stop drinking with zero effort for a week so far
>in contrast also quit smoking for nearly the same amount of time
>plan to go for at least 2 weeks
>not having any trouble
>family says 'congratulations"
>i think to myself "why are you congratulating me? I only stopped drinking to show you dumb fucks im not an alcoholic."
>they think im sober
>my face when this isnt the first time i voluntarily quit drinking alcohol
Why is alcohol so taboo? Its literally not hard to quit. Or maybe im just not an alcoholic and cant understand how hard it actually is. I really dont know.
Same way desu, I enjoy them but I can easily stop doing them.
no harm in taking regular breaks to keep you in check. with alcohol, and plenty of other substances, you never know when it's going to sneak up on you and starts sticking. happened to me and many others before me.
Never understood it. it makes you fucking want to die if you have too much
I wanna share my OC (pic related) but there's no normalfag hate general or anything so here, hope someone uses it.
Also normalfag hate general, share stories, advice on dealing with them or whatever really. ;^)
>NORMLFAG
Really?
>>36804237
Holy fuck I have autism.
Well sorry guys, I fucked it up.
>>36804213
Ignore the leddit refugee in here OP, it's perfectly fine to say normalfag instead of normie.
>pic related is not oc
>At home with my 15 year old brother (I'm 20)
>parents are out of town
>he invites a friend over, whatever
>tells me another friend is coming over
>hear the doorbell ring and open the door to find two incredibly slutty very hot young girls at the door
>they look at me with revulsion and I point them towards the basement
>retreat to my bedroom to continue playing Warhammer: Total War
I really want to fucking kill myself right now
>>36804211
>>they look at me with revulsion and I point them towards the basement
It's all in your head, anon.
>>36804221
No it's not in his head, stop giving false hope
>>36804238
It almost always is. Depends on how disgusting OP is. 9/10 times its some normal looking dude.
>tfw the roasties who always brag about being """introverted""" asked me why I am so quiet and creepy
>they exist
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Didn't really piss me off. But it was annoying and amusing at the same time.
>I'm a cashier
>finish checking out these people that brought their own cloth bags
>their shit was arranged in a way that made absolutely no sense
>was a complete clusterfuck, had to move various things off the conveyer belt and put it next to my receipt printer so I could figure out a smart way to bag it
I didn't let this bother me. Didn't exactly feel proud of the job I did but garbage in garbage out.
>some old guy comes up
>as I'm checking out he says "are you new here? You're pretty slow"
>I slightly explain the shit that just happened and keep moving, send him on his way
>next guy took offense to what he said to me
>said something like" I don't like your attitude buddy, I think you're the slow one here"
>old guy is like "what I didn't hear you"
>gets in his face
>other guy is like" get away from me" and the old guy walks off
The guy then told me he thinks I'm doing a good job and I got him out pretty quickly. It's funny, in a situation like this I have to be emotionally detached even though I'm directly involved. I really wanted to laugh but I just have to keep working and not give a fuck.
>8th grade
>two grade 8 classes
>my class went into the other class for whatever reason
>sitting with the few friends i had at the time (still better than none)
>faggots on the other side of the class keep throwing pencils and water bottle caps at me
>teacher sees but does nothing
>i ignore them at first
>eventually had enough, call them retards and ask them to stop
>they call me a spaz
>they keep throwing shit
>they call me a school shooter too
>being the edgelord i am i yell "want me to start shooting?"
>i go over to the teacher
>tell her to control her students
>leave the classroom
>they got no punishment
>the teacher told me that i shouldnt talk about school shootings because it's very serious
this is one of many but the others aren't very interesting and just generic bullying
Im a fembot and I think id like to give you guys a try. I was always iffy but now i think im ready.
I play games obviously and my steam is http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198309305655/ where I mostly play tf2 due to bad pc and borderlands when i can find someone.
Also i might as well give this but my psn is OyVeyGoyims where i mostly just play dark souls 3. Yeah its kinda cringy sorry.
Im also very shy so please dont push it thank you just give me a try thanks :)
Bullshit. You are a creep wanting to lure in desperate betas and make fun of them
>>36804163
Videogames are shit post shoe on head
>>36804181
Give pics to strangers no thanks take my offer or leave it.
>guitarist Mick Thomson from Slipknot went to the hospital from a stabbed wound in the back of his head after a knife fight with his brother
What's the most violent thing you've done to another person?
>>36804155
watched every replay during a tekken session against a bro while winning.
got into a fight with my older brother when we were kids and I grabbed his head and smashed his face into a wooden table.i started crying about it afterwards when he had a black eye the size of a baseball
Punched a friend in the face when I was drunk.
According to him I fucked his nose up, but it looked exactly the same to me. He even got a nosejob after that. Fucking weirdo.
>hanging out with my only friend
>he fairly recently got a girlfriend and is always bringing her around now
>she's nice enough and seems to enjoy herself genuinely when we hang out in a group which is more than i can say for most of his girlfriends that hes had
>we've talked briefly if he leaves for a minute and she seems ok despite the awkward smalltalk
>other than that doesnt really add anything to the hangouts, which is fine whatever i try to be as inclusive as possible since i know what its like to be isolated in a group, but she seems to actually like sidelining
>all in all happy for him except for one issue
he is constantly kissing and touching and basically humping this fuckin chick at all times like a dog with me right there
>walking together
>constantly interrupting me to whisper something or kiss her for 10 seconds and then i trail off because theyre obviously not listening
>literally any time we are idle, he will start throatfucking her with his tongue while i uncomfortably stand there
>was once sitting on the train with them while they had their arms around eachother and kissed the entire 20 minutes, his girlfriend was in the middle so i couldnt even attempt to talk to him
>countless other shit
like i get it dude but honestly is this really necessary? i get that you want to bring her around, i get that you like her but honestly why ask to hang out if i'm just going to be uncomfortable the whole time while you make out in front of me and bring her without saying anything? its constant and excessive, i'd have no problem with even every 5 minutes they have a quick kiss and move on but theyll literally drop fucking everything for 20 seconds to a minute to kiss while making noises and the rest of the time theyre tickling eachother and shit its just uncomfortable what do i do?
>theyve been kissing the entire time i type this because i eventually took my phone out after 5 minutes of looking around uncomfortably
how the fuck do you even handle this
Make a pass at his lady
>>36804149
Surprised you made it this far, not bad. It really isn't easy being the third wheel, and here I thought my friend was bad.
I would just cancel his invitations more frequently until he maybe takes the hint, or you can just be bold and honest about it.
I would probably just try to be clever and do the first one though. These things will also improve over time, as their burning passion will wither eventually.
>>36804149
You're pretty much correct about this. It's really fucking rude to do that stuff. Quick pecks and all that are fine, but if they literally just stop whatever and start making out while you're talking to the guy, that's ridiculous. Just talk to your friend about it. It's pretty much that simple.