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>>36808789
Me: like a faggot

What is the story behind this picture. Their faces look photoshopped as fuck

>>36809035
Hey bb. What's up. Got an Asian bf yet??

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>>36808652
You look like a fat faggot. You look like everything Robert Mitchum is not.

>>36808694
Then I've started the thread correctly.

Now, let's see some autism.

To be fair, I get about the same reaction anywhere else I post this.

>>36808652
You look like a special needs jontron

I would be pissed.

how do you even break a hymen that's sewn shut?

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>>36808632
I'd be confused why there's a stitched up wound above the boipucci where the feminine penis should be.

Psiphon3

What's a good VPN for watching American netflix and American posting on /pol/?

>>36808637
Is that a phone VPN or is it on desktop too? Good for torrenting?

hwasa is thicc

Truth be told, I find traps being fucked by dudes disgusting. But traps fucking girls is a win fucking win.

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>>36808627
I've looked for this but have only ever found 1 video. Do you have any?

>>36808581
>anime meme
>making some bizzare post

Can't even tell with your bunch if it's serious or not

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>>36808581
Today, I shit in a pair of Levi's 514 jeans. What pants did you soil, normie?

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>>36808581
but i dont want join the super exclusive shit-in-my-pants club anon

>>36808563
I've never needed lube when edging, my man. Is that thing circumcised or something

>>36808699
It's a clean cut. Do you normally get this dry?

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>>36808563
>6 hours on this bad boy and going
First time that picture has made me laugh. Here's your (you)

probably mickeys too. it's expensive though since it's only sold at the local poojew corner store. oe is a good value, though. 2 for like $3.80 is really acceptable.

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>>36808438
grocery store sake
I know it's not real malt liquor but it's good. no real hangover too

>live in australia
>no malt liquor

>>36808431
It's not easy being a robot / NEET in Romania. The wages are shit, but the neetbux are even worse. The living costs might be low but you're gonna have to spend the next 15 years of your life in offices to get approved by this shitty backward corrupt bureaucracy.

I don't think 50 euro worth of neetbux are worth it.

>>36808769
There are no NEETbux in Colombia, my man.
It's such a foreign notion to me.
Simply put, you work or you become a hobo.

>>36808431
It's probably much easier to get a gf as a slav then as a corean

>What if the Christians are right and I'm going to hell?

>>36808398
Then just don't do anything evil and you'll be fine

>>36808398
Either the thought of me becoming even more of a depressed sack of shit or God being real. I'm not scared of God because if he is real then all my beliefs are meaningless but instead I am scared of going to hell for not being able to believe. I have tried but I just fucking can't.

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i just want her to be my gf!

>>36808320
>Why is Ash best girl?
Because shes an insane whore so she is really easy to laugh at.
Id gf her desu though

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>>36808320
because she has big boobies!!!

>>36808315
>>I could tell she liked me when we first started talking,
you're too naive to say that anon.

>>36808846
You're right I guess, it just seemed like she liked me man, she was opening up to me, calling me almost everyday to tell me how her day went, and just randomly she started losing interest in me.

>>36808911
u probably made a good impression, then you fucked it up

fuck that they'd probably try to stab me

Yeah, if I "knew them" on another medium for at least a year. Or if I was extremely drunk.

I'm also a lonely gross fag so throw my opinion in the trash.

Only if it's a hypersexual fembot with daddy issues.

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>>36808237
what was the mod?

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>>36808423
https://youtu.be/4mB45nv6aRs

>>36808517
Literary the most autistic thing i seen all week i actually feel bad for you

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Join for the illusion of camaraderie and acceptance.

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"I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his image and had not received his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years"

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for the origgigngn