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Alright new rule for /r9k/ no more God Dam fembot threads fembots aren't real they don't exist and if you think they do your a fucking newfag

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>friends force me to go to a party
>whatever I'll go
>pay $15 that I could've put towards something useful to get in the party
>drunk shitty beer and punch, get drunk
>shitty music being played, vapid whores and bros everywhere
>friends start talking to girls, I'm the 5th wheel
>leave
>can't stop thinking of her, my oneitis
>mfw

Fuck parties, fuck other people, fuck everything

I just want someone to understand me and to love me while I love her, is that too much to ask? I'm not ugly or anything, I work out and I get good grades, I deserve something...Maybe I'm just drunk ranting...

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>friend invites me to play a round of LoL with him and his friend
>invites me to join a discord call with the two of them in it
>i see his friend (who guys by "squid" or "squidster") is one he's mentioned as being an asshole and being a failure at most endeavors
>bring this up
>get booted from call
>both of them leave the game
>get message
>"Dude wtf he's a really sensitive person he's crying"
>kek
>mfw

When are people going to wake up and stop self-cucking by forcing themselves to be around drains on their lives. I know my friend isn't happy with me, but he'll thank me later

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Are you all just a bunch of Redditors? Is this board really filled with fat autist robots or are you just creating these off the wall threads to meme your way to some karma on Reddit?

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tfw no qt gf who will pee all over my apartment

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I was fooling around last week and put up a bird feeder with some seed. I got a bunch of blue jays, a couple cardinals, and a pack of pigeons hanging around the house now. Great, birds are neat. Last night I look out and see a big ass rat sitting on my feeder, chowing down. I like it! A strong gust of wind came later and I saw him tumble down. I said a prayer to Kek and later I saw him eating again. I have given him the name Sergeant Squeaks, and am watching him at this moment. How can I better cater to the needs of this noble beast?

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Yesterday i went full sexy retard.

> feeling lonely
> Haven't had sex since 2012
> there is a cowtit
> friends since middleschool
> we talk sometimes
> she likes chads
> she is ok with robots
> we had a midnight chat
> i went full retard
> send her a videocall
> take my shirt off
> i'm a fat fuck
> she wants moar
> SEND NUDES BITCH
> SHE SENT THE NUDES
> YES
> I sent her nudes with hard cock
> Told her to go to her bathroom
> videocall
> showed me tits
> started fingering
> we both fapped in webcam

I don't know what to think, i'm afraid of seeing my nudes over the internet but the moment was awesome.

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does anyone else feel that they are losing their grip on reality? I've been having a hard time telling what is real and what is not anymore. Sometimes I will go to sleep and dream something, and when I wake up, I cant remember if that thing happened in real life or not, and I only find out after doing research and reviewing records of my previous activity

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should I order a pizza

im drunk

dunno if I should or not

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Athiest Femanon here,

I had my first BBC experience when I was 17. It was when I was partying with my satanic friends against my stupid religtard father's wishes, Everything about him just exuded confidence and dominance like I had never seen from other boys before.It stretched my pussy out and I orgasmed nearly the entire time. Ever since then I could never get pleasure from an average white cock ever again, despite finding white guys more attractive. I am 26 now and have been with over 15 black guys, never once getting an STD or being abused by them, though I do have a beautiful 8 year old son that the flying spaghetti monster blessed me with. I will probably settle down with a nice, tame white guy with a Computer Science or Biology job and stable future in a few years, but I will never fully be rid of the pleasures a large, throbbing cock on a well built black man can provide me. Hopefully my future hubby will be interested in cuckoldly....

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What is a relationship actually like? What's the biggest /r9k/ misconception about them?

t. never been in one

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>be me
>19
>7/10, but fucking autistic
>somehow manage to talk to a qt weeb at my college
>she's a 8/10, but she's as autistic as me if not more
>she looks like the kind of person who is suffering in silence and doesn't have anyone in her life to help her
>mfw I can totally relate to that
>one day I see her almost crying at the library (I spend most of my time there)
>decide to talk to her
>think about what a Chad would say in this situation
>H-hey.. you should b-be smiling, y-you would be more pretty this way
>she looks up to me and she laughs
>her face is like the single dream in an ocean of nightmares to me, all these years of loneliness will finally end
>SHE WAS READING BERSERK
>talk about anime for hours
>library closes
>she gives me her number
>we talk for a couple of week and we even play vidya together
>one day she starts to ignore me
>ask her if everything is okay
>she tells me that she's really busy this week, and that she's fine
>yesterday I found out that she started dating a nigger
>He's the captain of the basketball team, and he is literally a fucking monkey
>the guy always walks around in chest while screaming with his friends and trying to start fights to impress Stacies

I fucking hate normies and niggers. What should I do ?

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Post discord names or servers and I'll chat with you desu

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And tomorrow I'm going to cheat on my Chinese fiance with a black IT girl flying over from Texas who I've known for years but never banged.

I know what I'm about to do is wrong but I feel like this may be the last chance for me to fuck another woman in my life before I'm married. After that, I want to dedicate myself completely to my wife who is a much better woman than I deserve. Seriously, she buys me things and is the most moral and artistically creative person I've ever met. That said, I don't think I can pass up this chance for my first time with a black woman who has been like a best friend to me since before I met my fiance. I've been with Indian, white, Polynesian and of course other Asians but never black and I feel like this is something I just have to do.

I don't expect anyone here to understand or sympathize but there's no one else I can tell about this but I had to tell someone. I had to confide in someone or I'd go insane.

I guess that's it. I expect either no replies or just mean/dismissive comments. This was just about confessing to someone... anyone.

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Try to convince me that BMAF isn't the most patrician god tier couple pairing.

pro tip: you can't