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>>36810356
tfw for the first time in my life i relate to break up songs

>>36810308
Like your life is affirmed and you've been holding in farts all night.

It's really good when you wake up rock hard and realize there is a willing butt pressed right up against it.

>>36810308
Your arm is usually dead and your neck hurts. Generally once you are both done fucking you both take positions and go to sleep. You spoon again in the morning after you wake up, have a little nap and then have sex again.

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>>36810295
Hello other schizoid, anon.
Psychiatrists can't really do much for you, I'm afraid. I think sometimes we were made for a world that doesn't exist yet or might not ever exist. I would tell you not to be too sad about it, but I know you probably don't let it get to you that much because to you it doesn't feel like much of a problem.

>>36810295
if you have a problem with it, you're not schizoid

>>36810295
If you think so yes. No one here is going to help you because we don't know anything about you.

>>36810280
Why would you make a show where the main character is such a chad? Am I supposed to relate to him somehow?

>>36810425
He's beta as shit but he fucking tries.

>>36810425
Holy shit you're delusional if you think Clay is a chad lmao.

>Have one random conversation with a stranger: Speak perfectly and say exact right things
>Have one random conversation with another stranger: Be a stumbling dickhead
Just gotta keep at it I guess.

>>36810221
It's ok. Studies have shown that violent criminals tend to have twice the safe zone perception radius than non-violent ones.

In other news, my legs are tired.

not at all...
Did you buy the beer tho?

>>36810212
What was the event

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>>36810238
My best friend took her own life when she was 11 and I was 12. I found her first. I won't go into any more detail than that.

yes I have PTSD, mostly at peace with it at this point

it's really put my brain through a blender and lead to a shitty existence

>>36810152
Don't watch anime and/or fap on traps, it'll fuck your sexuality up.

Keep going, even when it hurts.
Results that take longer to acquire tend to be more valuable.
They all lie. Expect it, but do not let it rustle you.

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College is a waste of time and money. It won't make it any easier to get a job unless you study something very high tech and demanding. You won't have the "college experience" you see in movies because the part of college they cleverly leave out is all the hours you have to spend learning the material for exams and completing assignments. Go to vocational school and learn a profession. something where you can easily get employment with a contractor and/or get a utility truck, some supplies and start your own business.

Socializing is not all its cracked up to be, its fine to do if it comes naturally, but you should never feel sad or ashamed that you're alone. As you get older, you will feel more comfortable with the idea of being alone, and also less self conscious around other people and paranoid that they're judging you

Its fine to be a virgin, in fact its the only way to 100% avoid pregnancy scares and STDs. Be comfortable with just talking to women without expecting it to lead anywhere, be able to just bask in her feminine energy and enjoy the moment rather than see her as something to be conquered. If you get into a relationship, just know that women never really belong to you, and they don't feel love and physical attraction in the same way you do. Don't overanalyze social interactions, how people react to you is often more about them than it is about you.

>>36810144

I think before reliable birth control and after the advancement of marryin' age to later in life, it was just a method of encouraging young women to stay out of trouble (because everyone figured keeping young men out of trouble was impossible).

>>36810144
stop (((slut-shaming)))

We wouldn't want there to be repercussions for such a meaningful act now would we?

>>36810182

So before those things they had to "play" by remaining abstinent from vaginal intercourse. Now they just have to pretend that they are relatively "pure" by some abstract standard?

>>36810195

But that's the thing though, women slut shame each other.

>>36810114
When I was in high school I once walked in on a retard eating its on shit in the bathroom.

>>36810138
fucking kek. greentext?

>>36810138
Wow, that's disgusting.

has anyone ever watched any of those? are they actually important?

>>36810077
Because it's got an absurd amount of views, and youtube goes "well people must like it"

>>36810077
It has so many videos, at least one video is in some way ever so slightly related to what you're watching. It also has a lot of views, because of the number of videos on it, so jewtube is more inclined to promote it.
>>36810086
It's mostly shitty memes and unfunny fail shit. I did laugh at a couple of the videos, though, I have to admit.

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>>36809999
THOSE DIGITS

PRAISE

>>36809999
That's definitely her, anon. Mystics aren't always 100% on everything, it's like looking through a dirty window.

I asked the fateanon if i would get a gf/bf in the future but they described me in a scarily accurate manner instead. it spooked me, i think they are for real.

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>>36809989
I do this all the time, but they always presume I want sex, and it's always, not even, an underlying topic, it's always in the forefront of their mind, so I never really get anywhere with women.

Most women have serious baggage too, so if you do talk to them they will think you're gay or some shit and pour their heart out to you and tell you all their fucking issues and you're just like "woah bitch slow the fuck down"

I'd love to talk to women, but they don't allow it, and when they do, they're bitching about something, and all drama no chill.

I've never sat down and talked to a girl. The only contact with women I had were in group projects in middle school

>>36810034
Why don't you try talking to them about how you feel at them like they do to you? If you aren't trying to have sex with them, that's not going to matter if you think it will turn them off from you or whatever. Why not give it a shot when a girl pours her emotions out to you, you tell her yours back?

>>36809954
Just groom it you fucking swine

>>36809974
it is groomed. it's still fucking itchy and annoying you piece of shit

>>36809954
You can have my Klinefelter genes and become the trap you were always meant to be

What if someone was breaking into her house and called for help? Jeez anon.

>>36809929
yes you did right by ignoring her you fuck.

>>36809929
Embarrassing. Block her number you fucking sperg, goddamn are you going to cling to her forever?

>>36809883
I hope you gain wizard powers.

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>>36809883
Good on you OP, come visit me when you become a wizard.

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>>36809883
My nigga. You and pic related will have your place at my table. I guaran-fucking-tee it.