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>>36812196
You're a faggot if you care.

>>36812213
I guess I am................. I guess I'm a faggot for caring too much

>>36812196
The sooner you accept that people don't care about robots and never will is the sooner you can stop getting pissed about dumb normie shit like this

i sure hope none of you niggers think this is a serious thread

What does it feel like to have a woman put your penis in her face and look like that?

The rise of interracial breeding isn't fetish based, it is based on the experiences white girls have with black men compared to the ones they have with white men. It is a totally understandable casual event which is going to become more prevalent.

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>Am I supposed to message her again ?

it doesn't matter.

nothing matters.

I think you should message her again. She may be thinking you think she is hideous and that's why you haven't messaged her again. If that's not how you feel and you want to explore a potential relationship with this girl I would shoot her another message.

>>36812239
I get that, but my point is, is that if I message her I seem like a complete fuck head who doesn't know how to read the situation

Just us age 30+ malebots here mostly desu.

>>36812098
Where did you screw up?

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>30+ year old fembots
>mfw

Sounds like one day you'll start getting the same treatment as fast food workers.

>>36812126
This, any person that can't respect the service industry eventually won't respect you.

>>36812077
That's the red flag of all red flags. There's a reason people bring it up whenever you want to get a good feel for what the other person is like

And in this case she's an absolute cunt who will turn on you the minute she perceives even a slight weakness. She does not feel empathy, people who are her "subordinates" are subhuman, not deserving of any sort of respect

"Diamond in the rough" humorist would you say?

>>36812062
He has an average IQ

naaa, I've been out of high school for almost a decade

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>>36812056
>tfw your biggest discord discord bully and the guy who you have been sending trap lewds to are the same person
>tfw he knows a guy at my uni

>>36812056
>tfw there's probably a secret facebook group about your left eyebrow

>>36812056
>tfw hardly anybody even knows/remembers you, and would never even think about you, let alone make a facebook page

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lookin like a b0ss

>>36812041
>haha, yeah

brah just straight up say nope or try something witty like it's a really, really private event you're going to party at. play it smooth, that way you can easily get away with the ways of the drinker. now get on that vodka my boy, doing the same

>>36812119
I was way to flustered to play anything off.

Also didn't look like a boss

>>36812015
Normal beard
Nice eye color
Decent faceexpression
Little bit awkward hair

>normie detected

>>36812015
Decent look, not too handsome not too ugly
Kind of shitty hair but is not that shitty
Seems kind of douchy given the smug expression

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>>36812015
Need to fill your ego?

>>36812000
I lived up on a farm in the hills. Friends where a rarity and instead of a secret base I would walk way up the back paddock up the hill between forestry plantations. There was a tree line and a bunch of rocks with lantana I could get through and explore the actual pack paddock proper. It was a nice spot. Up above the house and all my cares. I'd walk around for a good hour or two after school and all over the weekends.

not so much down the half k of driveway though. Nothing that way but steep inclines and bullheads until you reached the front, dad's brother's house and the old dam

No but I used to hide in the backyard when dad came home from work because he'd always yell and throw things

No, I didn't have any friends.

When did you start doing it? How often?

>>36811936
>Yeah, I'm beginning to believe that there is a chemical dependency involved with masturbating now.
Uh, duh? It literally releases a whole bunch of hormones in your brain that make you feel good. Of course it's habit-forming.

>>36811991
almost every day ever since i was a kid.

>>36811931
"Do I have to do anything sexual? I wouldn't mind getting on cam just to watch, but I don't care much about talking to you or helping you get off."

You don't really have to do anything sexual desu, althought it might help if you showed a decent percentage of naked skin

Bump one of three

What a wildly successful thread I've made

I managed over 100 days, which was really great, more confident and energized. It's much more difficult the first few weeks than once you have a long streak. Lost my virginity to a girl I met about 3 weeks into a streak at age 24 (inb4 normie, I've been a perma depressed skeltal r9k poster for over a decade) and I really think I wouldn't have even talked to her if I wasn't doing it.
Now I'm back to fapping errday, mostly without porn since that's clearly the most harmful aspect by far, and I'm fairly apathetic/tired. Every now and then I do it for a while but it's a difficult temptation, despite how good you feel once you get over the pressure and stress of the first few weeks, my low dopamine brain still has difficulty abstaining from short term pleasure in favour of long term gain. Make of that what you will.

>>36811986
So you abstained because you knew it would lead to finding a girl? Or it just happened, and the benefit was unexpected?

I do nofap if I know I will have sex soon. I once did two weeks of nofap before going to a brothel. Unleashed it all with the force of a thousand suns into a hooker's mouth. Felt good.

>>36811872
Yes, and then turn your screen around so we can say hi.

>>36811872
that's a dudeoriginalolni

no, dump your drink on her computer and call her a slut.

>>36811838
>WouId you fuck me?
maybe

I'd fuck me
>goodbye horses I'm flying over you~

>>36811838
i'd rub the top of your head