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>>36813419
It's probably the way he was raised. Always be nice to girls etc. He probably doesn't even notice that his behavior is strange, to say the least.

the problem here is that girl was just trying to make a joke, play the comedian and maybe even get some likes or stars or whatever the fuck they give you for participation on that site - but men take depreciative talk from women as a comment spoken in truth because it's a free chance to compliment them and maybe get a dick in a vagina or whatever the fuck life gives you for being nice to women

>>36813419
All these cucks need their dreams crushed by those roasties.
I wouldn't have been a beta faggot either if girls had called me ugly and shit from the start. Instead they acted "nice" while probably cringing on the inside. That's even worse because it keeps the beta from realizing that he is hated by women. Everyone needs to accept it. WE ARE ALONE. We are not liked or needed. Accept it and stay alone.

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pic related is what Snapchat CEO is banging

>>36813412
I get the feeling I would be happier with an average , smart girl than >>36813439

>>36813412
Because she tolerated his ugly ass, when he wasn't Mr FB yet. It's not rocket science, anon.

>>36813379
i knew it all along
you dirty fish
goatgoatgoatgoatgoatilovegoats

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I loooooooove piety holy shit

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all this jealous numales

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King here. Posting random shit because that's what I do.

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I had more ideas for threads but as always didn't do any of them, game ideas, playing a new character, posting mario levels and my own game levels and other shit but as always decided not worth the effort if I don't post here enough.

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That new board already seems terrible.

>>36813258
No, sorry, I'm not ready for marriage yet. Be gone, bitch!

you look 90% like my oneitis so yes please

>>36813258
Too good looking.
Sorry but my brain can't comprehend it.
Leave me alone. This is obviously a trap.

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>>36813126
>close friends
>randoms I got along with
>19

nice try, but you aren't gonna fool me normalfag

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>>36813126
>Meet girl
>lose robotdom
If it's that simple for you, then you weren't a robot from the beginning.

>>36813126
I'm way too scared to even make small talk with girls my age, in college I only ever spoke directly to girls if I was paired up with them in group assignments. I would never dare show interest in one, and none showed interest in me.

I'm 24 now. When will it be my turn?

>>36813089
Disgusting or not, you did the right thing yo

>>36813089
Kill her then yourself
Seriously though she's in the wrong fucking whore

Those are the people you can expect to behave that way. Her friends will be impulsed to defend her because friendship extends a sense of shared identity and values between people, so by treating someone unfavourably, you indirectly treat their friends unfavourably too. The shittier the person is, the more their friends will feel personally attacked, I find.
The aunt is pretty much the same, although she probably has the ideal of men sticking by women no matter what, as many women project this notion because it alleviates fears and anxieties about being left alone without a strong protecter. People don't like it when you show their hollywood romance beliefs to be made of cardboard.

>>36813081
>What does the word "Nigger" mean to you Robots?

WE

If I heard someone use it unironically irl I would be a bit worried.

>>36813081
>What does the word "Nigger" mean to you Robots?

WUZ

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Because having children who love you is enjoyable.

>breading
>primitive
>pointless
That's a stupid opinion.

>>36813021
That is bullshit propaganda to get whites to stop breeding I live next to a town where the somoli's have 8+ children in a small apartment

>>36813021
>white couple
>Jewish author

Ayyyy

either hand or wash cloth is fine. The trick to ass washing is to push your asshole out a little bit like you are trying to lowkey take a shit. this allows you to wash the inside of your asshole.

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5-10 peices of toilet paper(depends on how dirty you are,even 1 will do )
then you wash your ass for 1-2min
put some semiliquid soap(not the solid soap) on your hand and spread it on the arse with your hand hile the water is still going then dry with some toilet paper

Make sure you wash it multiple times just in case.

It would destroy her*
Fuck

I'm stuck in her fucking grasp, I'm chained to her while I watch other single girls I could've made a move on pass by

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Good relationships are always boring as fuck.

I'm awake, but I just haven't gone to bed yet.
A lot of Americans are awake, though. Especially those in Eastern and Central time zones.

I'm awake, I've been awake all night. It's a couple minutes to 7 AM.

I've been awake for the last 10 hours

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>>36812837
>total autistic fuck up
>he actually became slightly better after a while after transitioning
really makes you think

>>36812884
How did he improve in any way?

>>36812837
Do you think this guy is going to eventually kill himself?

>>36812803
then youre not really a virgin fgt

>>36813007
Never having sex makes you a virgin fagtard. I'm in the same boat as OP. Conservative and wary but not racist, autismo and virgin. Just because I don't hate women doesn't mean I'm not a virgin.

You should stop using the board. It only serves to make everyone here more miserable. If you're a kind person and don't hate people, you have hope.

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bumpin this shit

got to because , it makes no sense.

idk how ur supposed to meet a young women i cant comprehend it

i go outside all the time but ,,,, seeing a young women is a very rare sight, and they have nothing to do with you though.. theyre going about their own business

>>36812861
Same, no matter where I go it's nothing but old people.

>>36812795
>did you know how awkward that would be to actually approach someone who is going about their business?
That's exactly it. It's only awkward if you think so. Women are stupid. Just play a pretend game in your mind that you know her. And bee yourself.