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>Trade some shitty OC with a girl on Deviantart
>Probably saw my nationality
>"Hey Anon, are you from Saudi Arabia?!"
>"Yes"
>Gives me her Steam account to play some games together
>Only play F2P games because I'm poor
>Always play TF2 with her.
>Constantly ask me to use the mic and chat with her and that she always have time
>Give an excuse that I can't speak English fluently but in reality I'm just nervous
>Tells me that she really wants 3DS and a new laptop, mentioning this every day
>One day she gave me her Skype.
>Join the conversation on Skype
>She opens the cam, and she's laying there naked with her pussy wide open
>Disconnected from the conversation
>Asks me what's wrong
>Tell her I don't know
>Doesn't answer her call requests
>She gets furious and sent me whole paragraphs on how I'm shitty and how I used her
>She removes me from Steam, Skype, and blocked me on Deviantart

Females are materialistic. But playing with her felt so great, like I actually had a gf.
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>>36814679
>Females are materialistic.
oh wow
more at 12
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>>36814709
This

All (((american))) women assume Saudis on the Internet are oil babies.
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>>36814679
Just get a robot bf

Any one else into really huge tits?

Like really big.
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Oh hell yeah, mate
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>he likes bloated cowtit girls.
Sad!
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>>36814684
nice fake my nigra

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Who /into non-white girls/ here?
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I just don't find pink skin and skinny frames attractive.
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>first gf was brown
>second gf was brown
>all FWBs were brown
>lived in Brownistan for two years

>tfw can never date white women
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>>36814711
>>36814656
why doesnt girls like this like white aryan boys? :'c

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I've never seen anime before but I'm getting kind of into pic related. Does anybody else like that anime?
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Anime is for autists. Beware, OP
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>>36814650
But I was already autistic before I started watching this
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>>36814662
All hope is lost then

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>"anon im coming into your room the electrician needs to check something"
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>>36814591
>it's a muslim electrician uses my room to pray episode
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>electrician found the ejaculation escapee
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>>36814591
>anon what's this hole in ceiling
>life flashes before my eyes

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I feel like I have the worms from futurama. I'm 24 and I've been pretty ugly/fat most of my life, when I turned 21 I began to notice that my body kept changing and transforming into something that looks decent.

>never exercise but lost weight
>my teeth have been aligning all by themselves somehow and they look nice
>teeth also look whiter even though I brush them like twice a month
>have noticed in the last couple years that I've been getting taller since I can barely fit in my bed anymore
>dick getting bigger somehow when I'm sure as hell it didn't have this size before
>started being able to grow a full beard when I turned 21 and now the thing grows completely in a month and I end up looking like an arab guy.
Could it have been a charge up in testosterone levels? I've heard about late blooming but never about being able to keep growing at my age.
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>>36814571
how tall now
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>>36814571
Yeah it's possible. Your body changes over the life span. As you get older you'll even start to grow hair out of your ears and nostrils. After 36 you start shrinking by 0.6cm per year on average.

The dick getting bigger is probably due to the weight loss though.
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>>36814639
last time I measured my height was in high school like 8 years ago but I'm sure I'm not tall, just have gotten a bit taller than I was before but I'm still taller than most people in my manlet country.

>>36814680
>and nostrils
This has been a thing I have to deal with for years now. If I let my guard down they start showing up really quickly and everyone notices them.

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>tfw it was all a long time ago
>Tfw still want to fuck catie Wayne
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holy fucking shit you awful fucking shitskin monkeybrained fetid smelling wankstain piss off back to /b/ quit dragging your smelly poos here
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>boxxy is a mom now
>you're still here
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>>36814464
Hideous makeup, weird lips, clingy looking stare

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OK which one of you mad robots did this....
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> - but
But what? Please post the rest of the title. And what does Pokemon go have to do with anything? Unless that's literally the only thing this guy ever did, I don't see why it was necessary to include an app he had on his phone in his description.
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>>36814468
>But what?
But he got caught. It was also loli, not actual 3d.

Pokemon go is in the title because he made the news a few months before for organising the pokemon go scene in my town. this faggots from darwin, NT, Aus. Somehow, that man was able to get a girlfriend. This is confirmable by searching grant thiel darwin in google.
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>>36814606
>Somehow, that man was able to get a girlfriend
There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

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What do you think? Would you date her?
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One of the uglier niggers I've ever seen

I'd still fuck her, only in doggy so I can't see that face
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>>36814385
this is why i don't find caked on makeup attractive. so 90+%. and the way their behavior changes based on how/what makeup they are wearing is preposterous.
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american whore makeup looks awful

why does every mediocre american pleb want to emulate a kardassian

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LIV

1. Use a name in the namefield

2. Share your problemes, ask questions.

3. Be listened to, cared for.

4. Join in group therapy by interacting with the others.

5. Share anecdotes from your life and hear others' take on it; people always normalise their own past, to the point of not seeing obvious abuse, obvious to everyone else but them.

6. I have to work today so I may not be able to participate much, but I will do my best.
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How do I cope with loneliness if all I want is someone to care for
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>>36814564
Masturbation

(originally)
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>>36814612
I can't jerk off my heart anon

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is doom guy /our guy/? He kills demons
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Nah.

originalle.f
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>>36814359
I think doom is a pretty cool guy
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>>36814359
>wish i could kill my demons but weak

Nah, he's nothing like me.

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Why do men do this? It's so sad.
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>implying that someone would care for me
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It's a fucking comic you tard.
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>>36814335

Fixed that for you anon. Originalcomment

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>I'm getting so lonely and desire human interaction so badly I can no longer play single player video games. Only online multiplayer or MMO's.
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>>36814280
I think I'm in the same boat as you. I never realised that was the reason why but it is. God damn my life.
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lets be friends then, what mmorpgs were talking about?
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>>36814296
We are "that guy" now in mmo's who is always whispering and talking to people in the guild when they don't even know us.

So the whole time I thought they were annoying and weird... But they were just lonely.

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HOw much water do you drink a day, if at all?
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none
i usually go a day without water at a time without noticing anything, every other day, usually around midday at lunch, I'll feel thirsty
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Several litres. I'd say 3, at least. I've had a permathirst, since 2005. It used to be much worse. These days, I can handle the thirst much better. All tests came negative.
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A couple bottles a day, plus water in other things like coffee, tea, etc.

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while I was walking I saw a family. parents were a little ahead and their son and daughter, both about 4-5yo, were behind for about 20m, the son started crying "daddy daddy waaa" while the daughter just smiled and showed no concern.

I saw this many times before. why is it that girls are generaly more mature than boys in that age? I sometimes pass by and hear some 4 to 7 yo girls talking with their mothers so fluently and mature, while boys are just "waaa mommy waah" making sounds and acting like a typical kid about 2-3yo would.
really bakes my noodle
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a thread was pushed off the board for this one, keep that in mind.
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Because little girls want to be teenage faster by seeing all this culture at Internet. They just want to become stacys and sluts
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>>36814258
rip in piss thread :(

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