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Who wants to worship my sexy feet?

Taking applications.
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>>39362629
they are piss ugly, no thanks
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>>39362629
OP's feet are boring and unworthy of attention
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>>39362648
I have other pics that show it better in all their glory....

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Rate my breakfast r9k
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>>39362608
drink one or the other you flamming fucking faggot.
other than that i'd eat the shit out your food.
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if I drank a single beer in the morning, I'd end up drinking all day. bretty gud breakfast though OP
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>>39362608
French fries look a bit stale and the ketchup is lacking. Welcome to McDonald's

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Hi bots, im autistic, how does one get online friends?

>pic unrelated, goal gf
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I don't like autistic people and don't went to be your friend
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>>39362088
thats alright, i can understand where youre coming from
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A girl like your pic would just ignore you after she gets pregnant, no more sex until the kid is 13 and she wants another infant to smother

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I have not progressed in 15 years. When I was 16, I dropped out of High school. I never got a job. I am 30 now and still no education or job. I just took a nap, and my life passed by.
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There's no need to "progress" if you're enjoying yourself as it is.
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i'm 26 and i feel similar. i'm worried i'm just going to keep doing nothing.
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That's a bit scary. But don't worry about what other people say, it's you who ultimately has to live with the consequences.

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>Be a failed normie kissless virgin
>Have to watch my literally autistic friends pull girls and get GFs

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN'T DO IT
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>>39361954
The answer is within you anon. Open your mind, and you shall have it.
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>WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN'T DO IT
Idk, all failed normies on /r9k/ already have 3 kids and remarried twice.
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>>39361990
>>39361998
Stop tormenting me you fucking full-normalfags

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is /v/ the sewer of the internet?
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>>39361911
That would be /b/, although v is also terrible.
Authentic
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You clearly haven't been to /pol/ or /r9k/ if you think that's the case
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The internet itself is the sewer of humanity.

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What are your opinions on Roosh V? I find a lot of his videos to be pretty straightforward and accurate regarding the state of modern women, and their place in society.
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I like his podcasts and videos, he is intelligent and well spoken but too egotistical and biased
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>>39361876
Kinda agree, but I think that sort of adds to his charm. Especially towards women.
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>>39361862
I remember reading one of his articles
He comes off as somebody who is desperate to project an alpha image of himself and fails.

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describe your ideal gf

then say what your favorite video game is
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>>39361712
>Dark hair
>Caucasian
>Not obese
>Interested in nerd shit like vidya and art

Red Dead Redemption
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>>39361712
Has a dick
C&C Generals
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>>39361712
>tfw so fluid ideal gf can have a variety of great and not so great characteristics
>I like the Kirby Franchise
>Multiple games from modern and classic gaming era

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>studying CS in uni
>hate math and think programming is boring as fuck
>too afraid to drop out because I'll disappoint my mom
should I just kill myself?
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I had the same problem.

I switched tracks to a networking degree and I ended up doing pretty alright.
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>>39361632
I wish I could study CS in uni but Im too poor and my country only has something informatics related so not really CS. Try to find something in it, dont drop out or you will be a poorfag forever. Imagine 25 yo+ anon working in retail or a cashier. That is your future if you drop out.
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Do you actually need to know math to learn programming?

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Jesus FUCKING Christ
>Draw circles around road signs
and there are two "parking not allowed" round signs next to each other or worse some conglomeration of signs somewhere in japan or thailand
>Click until there's no cars left
And you click click click trying to peer in those 10x10 images
>Click on the center of the ...car ... dustbin ... roadsigns .... your asshole

I legitimately spent about one minute trying to post today. I have a pain in my fingers from playing clicker games a lot, why doesn't that captcha meet the needs of the disabled? Fucking japanese wanka admin
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USE REEECAPTCHA V1

YEW OHTTER FOOKING MORON
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>>39362134
how do you do that

oregonago
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>>39362320
Go to your 4chan settings and there is an option to enable recaptcha v1 so you only get to type 2 words or something.

Captcha: vent vendi

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How do you make money, r9k?
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>>39361554
Ask that cheeky Japanese dude who invented bitcoin.
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>>39361554
Well it all starts with an atom, you see anon atoms are like those blocks you use to make houses with as a kid

You get them together and use them to make the house and enough houses forms a community

Money is the same, it's formed by those tiny things called atoms, get enough of them together and you can make a nickel which is actually composed of different atoms than let's say a dollar bill

Not a duck bill you silly~!
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I have quite a few income streams. I work a job, rent out properties, am a lender who collects interest, and do online stuff

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When did you realize women aren't worth your time anymore?
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>>39361519
Worked it out subconsciously when I was like 14.
Managed to dodge every garbage woman who came after me ever since without realising what I was doing.
I'm still pure for when I meet a waifu.
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4 years ago. originallly
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>>39361519
would any robots like to be like the link in op's picture for me?

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>girl that had a crush on me in high school opens up to me about her life and problems after i chat her up a few times about some homework and school stuff
>claims she ''kinda likes me'' then goes on a rant about how her past boyfriend abused her and took her virginity and that she sometimes wishes she were dead and she regrets fucking him
>''cool story but i don't associate myself with sluts and whores. let's just stay colleagues and you can keep helping with the homework while i find a less tainted girl to listen to''
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>>39361407
wow you're so cool xdd. fucking edgy retard
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i hope she cries her eyes out thinking about this, well done op
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>>39361425
what the heck dude how is that edgy

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Sorry to hit you with a mindfuck so early anon...

https://youtu.be/ZvDxi_ixPBY
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>>39361402
Why the fuck do you keep posting this retarded shit?
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>>39361402
>space is fake
>ugly inverted nipples
I'm convinced
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>>39361402
I knew a guy just like this... He would say the most ignorant, infuriating things and there was no way to argue with him because all listens to is Allen Watt, conspiracy shit and the like. He looks almost exactly like this guy too which is funny. His success in life is doubly infuriating. If I weren't so aware that this is 4chan, I'd show you this fucker's youtube channel.

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anyone else obsessed with not doing anything illegal

i'm a good boy i never do anything bad, i dont even j walk

i would rather be a sad neet than be in jail or prison
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Started shoplifting regularly (and some might say compulsively) when I was low on money. Now it's just a part of my routine that I steal whenever I go shopping. By now if I got caught, I'll have saved up many times the fine I can get anyways.
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>>39361434
when i was 15 i got caught shoplifting

i left and ran for like 20 mins home
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>>39361449
left after giving the guy the product i was stealing i mean (headphones, i'm poor)

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