Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5749. page

>fall out of tower
>nobody around to help
no ty

>>36816272
you'd have to be real fucking trying in order to fall down your tower. plus you got a talkie walkie if theres an emergency

>>36816259
I'm a registered nurse. Can I be a healthcare forest ranger or something?

File: Tumblr_mcezzbWxAQ1r7pv3vo1_500.jpg (15KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 480x360px

>>36816198
you can always check the archive, if you remember any of the threads you visited

>>36816213
Thanks but I have no idea what threads it was posted in

>>36816198
There's this neat invention called browser history. I suggest you scroll through it until you find the thread.

>TFW no belly dancing indian gf to dance for me privately

>tfw black with loo fever

File: indian-woman.jpg (31KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 640x427px

Yeah, nooooppe.

>>36816161
WHY YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICAAATED
I SEE THE WAY YOU'RE
ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE GETS ME FRUSTRAAATEEED

MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN
WALKIN FAST
FACES PASS AND IM HOMEBOUND

HEY HEY
YOU YOU
I DONT LIKE YOUR CHAD FRIEND
REE REE REE REE
I DONT THINK YOU NEED ONE

Lawncare

Amazon flex

>>36816154
Same here fellow robot. Need some suggestions as well.

>>36816136
i'll be your gf(male) if you pay for my neetlife

>>36816170
I'm not attracted to traps/men but I appreciate the offer

My ex is like you, only older, richer, and a lot shorter.

He's also kind, a great person and a good partner, and really good in bed. I loved him for who he is once I got to know him.

But he truly comes off as boring and bland as fuck. I got to know him by accident. If he'd had to attract me with his personality, nothing would ever have happened between us. I think you may have a similar problem.

>>36815993
It's the ultimate dilemma:
>Raise you daughter strictly and don't let her do anything, and when she goes to college she fucks tons of men

OR

>Let your daughter do what she wants and she ends up being a slut

File: joker.jpg (22KB, 576x432px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 576x432px

>>36815994
Or, be a fucking man that your daughter looks up to and respects.

She might have a bit of fun behind your back but overall she'll be a good kid and and a much better adult woman than 95% of these slags.

I've seen it with my own eyes. The relationship with the father is absolutely EVERYTHING and a 95% correct predictor for the kind of woman a girl will be when she's grown up.

It's a shame that most father figures in the last 2 generations have been utter shit. It really shows.

>>36815993
I would say that it is almost abnormal, because I was surprised to know some friends who fit this profile, but not exactly as promiscuous; it would be more like: girl sleeps around, drops current boyfriend, sleeps around with boyfriend's friend, drops boyfriend, sleeps around with friend's older best friend, then things slow down, one accuses the other of sleeping around, because of constant contact with previous boyfriend, now they set an ultimatum, because one of them is either tactless and dishonest, or, reminded of their previous unfaithful partners, thereby become orderly and fussy about relationships.

>>36815807
I will, even if i marry a 30yo.

>le marry someone of roughly your own age
good goy

Bbb-but Murdoch chan

Just tell lies, Anon. You're in Law School, this should be easy for you.

>>36815802
Why would you have to do this in college and what does this have to do woth law?

>>36815947
No fucking clue, Probably the government trying to get information on us.

File: 1446649707040.jpg (36KB, 665x526px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 665x526px

>>36815766

Nothing, women like this have ALWAYS existed, the only reason why you are bitching about it is not because they are "degenerate", you are angry that they're not being degenerate WITH YOU

>>36815767
spotted the roastie

>>36815766
THEY RACK-A-DISCIPRINE!

>>36815754
According to /pol/, eating a girl out is the gayest thing that exists in this universe and so is having sex with women. The epitome is alphaness and manliness, again, according to /pol/ is mouth raping other men. They got to be right, being natsoc aplhas and all

>>36815754
Eating out your GF isn't cucked, most girls can't reach orgasm by penetration alone
You need a good tongue game
It's about giving and receiving
You like a good succ right?
Why shouldn't you return the favor?
That's what a relationship is about
It's about you making her happy
And her making you happy.

>>36815914
that's what the Romans believed

>>36815695
Not you again... wow

PLEASE oreganolly RESPOND TO MEEEEEE

>>36816707
you can give me your discord, thats how

no reason why not
all women are whores the ones who take money are just the most honest ones

>>36815671
if you ever apply for a job where you need security clearance, they will strap you to a polygraph machine and one of the questions they will ask may be if you ever used the service of a prostitute
do you want to fail that?

dunno, just pay. for some of us its really the only solution. maybe you like it maybe you dont, after that you can take what ever course is necessary to keep doing it or find other pursuits

>as long as it's legal in your municipality

>>36815655
Fuck off Timmy you're like 12. Gross

>>36815655
Kick it in the face and walk on.

File: ufukkinwot.jpg (6KB, 164x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 164x250px

Stop posting underage children and attempting to ask sexually related questions you fucking pathetic autistic piece of gay pedo shit

File: r9k Sinbad the comfy lad.png (11KB, 1328x109px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 1328x109px

Sinbad the originale lad

File: fat guy at subway r9k.png (93KB, 1116x382px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1116x382px

This one was quite kekworthy

File: 11096665_881201825279991_4922611608537346247_n.jpg (66KB, 960x861px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 960x861px

>>36815589
>absorbed into my testicles