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>>36819517
Are you a "fembot"?
Orichinal

>>36819517
Hell yeah fag bro.

>>36819546
yes im a female
xoxorig

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>>36819516
In my experience Amazon costs more.

>>36819516
frick off the music is nice and i like to eat auntie annes by the fountains

>>36819516
Yeah I used to love the mall and think it was such a cool place to look at cool toys and electronics back when I was a little kid

Isn't it peculiar how these aspects of who we are as a species come and go like nothing? We will never ride along in a horse and buggy for half a day to travel to the next town. This aspect of the human experience is gone to us, it has passed. But what if it is a great experience? What if it's fundamentally unique and valuable? We see it in movies

There's nothing stopping us from doing it, we can still do it, but we won't. Why not?

I don't have a oneitis lmao

That may be true, but mine is much more aesthetic.

I say "omg!!!" and stop talking to her.

>>36819367
Stop posting cute kitters

>>36819367
No one cares he's a sellout traitor who slept with a used up roastie to promote her shitty games and liberal agenda.

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>Do you think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he has made?

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>>36819318
Kind of.
I only took a few programming classes in highschool using Python (so im not the person you should be asking)

But essentially yes because the computer does the math for you, just google the answer to make sure you made the computer do it right.

>>36819318
Anything that makes you money and lots of it goes hand and hand with math so no if your garbage at it you won't do good at coding or anything for that matter.

>>36819318
I'm a professional software developer, and I really don't get where people get this idea that you need a bunch of math to write software. If the problem you're solving is a really math heavy one then you'll need math, but that's not because writing the code requires any math. 99% of software dev work requires no math beyond basic arithmetic.

>>36819311
it's 6.5 so i rounded down to 6

>>36819368
let's all roound down if needed, i should've disclosed it.

>>3681931
remeber to bump guys...

>>36819262
Your siblings will get your inheritance. Chad and Stacy will make fun of you in private, but will use your dead for attention in Facebook, they will write about how you were their best friend and how depressed they are that you're now gone.

Nothing. Even if there were, why would you be bothered since you won't exist consciously to experience it?

God will punish u

religion is the opiate of the masses for a reason.

>gets paid twice as much as the average person
>cries about it

Please buy lots of cigarettes, alcohol and iPhones you dumbshit

There is no true altruism is there?
What with the, "u only help because u feel nice, selfish!"

But what if I cant control when I help people.
I feel reluctantly compelled to and feel angry about my inability to reign in impulsive compassion?

Would I be truly altrusitic then? Or just a neurotic insane persom?

It doesnt exactly denote the selflessness that the term is asking for.
It just trades one obstruction for an even more vague criterion.

Altruism in mind, I wonder how many would ask me for my money if they knew.

People are desperate opportunistic predictable animals.
Calamitous animals that constantly scramble over each other for relatively nothing.

No reason at all.

>>36819214
Call the police and have him executed. I feel threatened.

I do nothing but laugh at a thug with a British accent. You can't make that accent sound tough.

>>36819268
You'd get stabbed, 100%.

>>36819184
Cool shirt, originally.

>>36819184
I struggle not to vomit my disgust at everything she represents to me because I know it's not personally her fault.

>>36819184
i say nothing because i don't understand what this shirt means and nor do i care

>>36819147
My second opinion is that you should kill yourself

>>36819173
Honestly thought about it but I don't want the kid to win.

bump this is very original bump

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>>36819142

Now can anyone provide them for free since they're out there? Krissy from DePaul University

>>36819155
St. Vincent Dupal

>>36819142
>>36819155
that's just someone trying to scam you my man. no actual girl there

>>36819106
They don't they just have a much easier time getting another partner

>>36819106
Because it was an act for them all along. They never cared or invested anything.

>>36819106
They don't. Everyone I know who has been cheated on by a gf said it was with one of her exes.

>>36819042
I think it's the haircut. As pictured I think they're both average but with a better hair style I think the right wins out.

>>36819042
His skin looks darker which makes him less attractive.

He has the same head shape as Wojak now lmao

>>36818952
>>Please hurry.

I would probably not add that, sounds cringey.

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>>36818952
>Marijuana is legal in California now.
>Can't ruin normies fun anymore.

Enjoy it while it lasts OP.

>>36818993
It's legal in Colorado too but technically in the town I live in, people can call the cops on you for smoking cannabis in your backyard since it's considered public property. The only way it is completely legal is if you smoke inside your home.
Not like I abide by these rules though. I take walks while smoking joints, but theoretically I could be fined if some shithead reported me to the cops.