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>>36822147
I would leave a note. It won't be of much comfort than them but it'll probably be worse to leave nothing.

Probably depends on what the note says. Is it their fault?

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>>36822147

Appears we're in the same time zone, those are some nice fried eggs, Sir. In what manner will you conduct your self termination?

>>36822124
Easy for me because Euro and 14 is legal.

>>36822148
And what exactly will you do to maximise your number?

>>36822124
>move to mongolia
>money rules there
>flake over measly amounts of cash to fuck

>>36822109
No need to do that.

I agree with you. I'm a robot, a true robot, never had a gf, at least oficially(failed LDR shit before) and KHHFV(Kissless Handholdless Hugeless Friendless Virgin) and I personally think that most of robots are dummies. Why? Well, simple, they refuse to change, instead of change, they always are waiting for the world to change for them, but EH, anything is better than move your ass and improve your life, of course, playing videogames and complaining on 4chan is x10000 of times better, right, fellow robots? Duh.


t.some robot who is improving his life, or at least trying

>>36822241
That is not my point. My thesis is that robots don't differ that much at all from normies besides the social aspect. Perhaps it is not a healthy outlook to think in terms of us or me against normies but I no longer eat the same food as most people, don't watch television and have obsessive interests I pursue.

I don't see myself engaging in activities that the average person does and that includes many activities that robots do.

>>36822109
>all activities that differentiate normies and robots are equal
fill out the fucking bingo mr special schizo snowflake I swear people say the dumbest shit in vien of saying the "honest truth"

>>36822108
STFU and post more robo-babes

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I agree, parasites should be shot in the head. When do we start executing the useless bourgeoisie, comrade?

>>36822177
Im a minarcho georgist so i dont believe in executing them, i just believe in getting rid of welfare state so that natural selection gets rid of them

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>25 year old KHV
>not diagnosed with anything but wouldn't be surprised if I would be at this point
>extremely low self worth
>got job and it was awful
>lost job half a year ago due to inability to keep up and self worth plummeted to new depths
>now basically constantly thinking of lack of self worth
>previously never cared about relationships but now every mention of them reminds me how undesirable I am
>only two friends for five years have been two online friends both of which work full time now and either are leading more normie lives that I can't really understand or are finding success and new friends in their hobbies
>shallow enough of a cunt that I used to enjoy games as my escape but getting to the point where I simply can't get into them due to a shit mood now
>genuinely questioning why I wake up at this point

>21 yo Bipolar 2
>Avoidant
>Do not care about sex, but would do it if needed in a relationship
>Care about relationships when up or normal, but most of the time down and could care less
>Do not care for having friends, but allow it when convenient
>Do not care for social events
>Appreciate, but do not really love family
>Could care less about criticism from others, but am controlled from self criticism
>Could care less about society and social pressure
>Only really have anxiety as a side affect of medication, or doing up days that have a restless or agitated quality to them
>Live because I see it more as an obligation
>Lack fear of death and instead look forward to it
>Searching for something to make me feel passion, because I will only stand this for so long

>26
>Normal
>Army Captain, deployed
>Fit in every sense, including mentally, physically, and emotionally
>Attractive and fun enough to get a lot of girls stateside, but mature enough to know it's not defining and neither is a girl's rejection of me
>Girlfriend is waiting for me to get back, frequently play video games and watch anime together but board games are our top hobby outside normal people outdoors stuff
>Pretty successful and happy, but still ambitious and will probably have a fruitful, memorable life
>still eclipsed by the grandeur of the universe and exist negligible amount of time relative to any measure of cosmic movement

I don't know if this will help you feel any better, but that's also not my responsibility. How do you pass the time?

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shameless selfbump
should have kown this was unoriginal

>>36822070
Do you have a job? Do you go to college/uni?

>>36822231
welp, im 19, i go to highschool though, i can explain, but basically the schools where i live start later

well, some do, some don't

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>>36821980
>ywn please anon's raging boner
I tried it with a small banana and had to puke

They enjoy it when the man is a top-tier man. With a so-so partner they do it, but don't enjoy it. Same with anything sexual.

Post pics you slutpig

>>36821974
making life choices based on stuff you read on 4chan isn't exactly the best idea

>kinda chubby
>kinda
post a pic you fucking landwhale

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My height is the least of my worries when it comes to having any sort of romantic or sexual relationship.

I'm an unlikable person who is ugly and stupid and incapable of looking after myself. A girl having to look up at me is still going to be disgusted with how much of a worthless piece of shit I am.

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>tfw 6'2" and blonde like OP's picture

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Will they ever learn?
>tfw, king of manlets

as they say in my country, yasam mi laiona anuw - "the only answer to your question is yes"

>>36821939
dirty muslim that you are. out OUT OF HERE ALLAH

>>36821939

Do they actually say this

>in before normie ree

>>36821889
chathourmobile
com
use the mobile version even on pc, its a lot less cluttered

>>36821960
what do you recommend for speaking robots from here?

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>>36821884
my entire life

origanalio

>>36821946
fucking white male, friendo

>>36821884
>sonic the hedgehog
>touching a human female

Something doesn't add up here

>>36821857
only faggots go "their own way"

Once you start bettering yourself, its only natural to want a proper familia.

newfags push the mgtow or whatever the fuck you call it

Taking responsibility for your own personal relationships is hard. MGTOW are infected by the same faggotry that teenage marxists are, they just shove their failures on a different group.

>>36821857
What kind of fucking style are you using there? Looks like fucking dog shit.

Sounds like you enjoy immersion and drawing.

I pick my nose and eat it. Um...I talk to myself a lot.

>>36821953
what do you talk to yourself about?
very original

>>36822009
Usually debating political stuff, sometimes I daydream about razing NYC and committing genocide.

by the way I'm laughing at you idiots

>>36821850
I have never used netflix and have no intention to. Everything on there is either some normie trash or stuff I can find on the internet for free

>paying for stuff when you can pirate it