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>when a girl is playful with you, giggles at what you say and pushes her body into yours and touches you in a "joking" way
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>>39364245
>girl does all of this and hugs me constantly
>"lol sorry I only see you as a friend :^)"
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>>39364491
>>39364245

she's just toying with you for her own amusement
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>>39364245
She's asking for a rape. Subconsciously, all women wish they were raped and abused.

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>unfriended oneitis on kikebook after snapping out of it and not talking to her for a month
Feels good lads.
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good for you! now go look for someone else (but not to be your oneitis)
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>Using Kikebook
I guess everyone on this board is a normalfag now.
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>>39364233
why does everyone use oneitis suddenly
does it mean gf or sis or something

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>every attractive girl I see is with a guy 5'10"+
>I'm 5'6

Is there any hope, lads
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No, originally and decisively no.
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>>39364204
My manlet friend is handsome and still got bitches. You don't have to worry OP.
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>>39364232
I can get girls. They're just not the ones I really want. I've been with 12 girls, and none were ones I could actually feel comfortable dating

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Met with a girl today. Got rejected.

Can you guys make me feel a bit better?
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>>39364117
Where did you meet her at? Try Grindr they wont reject you its been good to me so far.
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>>39364117
I suggest getting some whiskey, and comfy fast foos. Get home slam 5 shots and watch spirited away thats what I would do..
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>>39364117
I'll post again why not play a good game?

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oh god help
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>>39364020
what am i supposed to be looking at?

looks like an uncut penis
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>>39364020
they pushed it inside
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>>39364037
>he's never pushed his willy into his body before

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Any robot tried this site ? How did it go ? Did you even got any match ?
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How do you feel about trannies, fatties and open relationships?
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>>39363936
Its alright. Men flood everyones inboxes so dont expect to get a reply or even a view half of the time.
Lots of men catfishing. Lots of girls who are shy.
I got a decent amount of replies in san diego but now I live in norfolk and its all fat black chicks or poly girls.
Im in a relationship now so I dont use it except to boost my self esteem.
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Been on it since 2012. Met with 10+ people and dated two of them. Had sex with a few of them though. There is a lot of wading through nonsense and fatties but what I do is now and then I "cull" the match results of all the fatties and freaks which leaves all the cuties in view and let's me see if new ones join.

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how is this even possible?

I hope a chad beats him up and steals her, ugly men should die lonely suicidal virgins, like nature intended
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that girl has a penis
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>>39363876
she is his sister
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>>39363944
who gets naked with their sister?

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How do I stop being afraid of everything and anything? It's
my second year at college and I'm afraid of getting ignored in the hallways by people I used to know. I'm afraid to ask for internships because my brain is wired to think I'm nothing but a failure. I'm scared to ask girls out. I'm afraid of group projects and letting everybody down. I'm afraid of pursuing my creative endeavours. I just want to end my life so my brain can leave me the fuck alone.

I need your help r9k,you're my only hope. My parents won't and I'm too broke for a shrink.
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>>39363845
Do you consider yourself ugly?

Do you consider yourself dumb?
Knowing how you feel about yourself will help us help YOU.
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>>39363845
You're most likely making sweeping generalizations like "I'm no good" or "I'm a failure" which isn't based on fact. Challenge your automatic thoughts with specific examples. You might say "I was awkward to the cashier when I paid for my food" which is bad, but a hell of a lot better than "I always screw everything up."

Once you ground your thinking with concrete examples and objective evaluations you may realize things aren't as bad as you thought they were. You can also find ways to improve, and you may be surprised to find out a lot of other people have similar problems. For example, if you did poorly on an exam then instead of thinking something like "This is the end of the world. I'm going to fail every class and I'm going to have to drop out" take the time to calm down then think something like "I didn't study enough for the exam, I kept browsing /r9k/ when I should have been studying and next time I'm not going to make the same mistake."

That last example was an example of positive thinking. Try to find a silver lining to whatever goes wrong, most likely what you could have learned to not make the same mistake again, and notice what pessimistic thoughts keep popping up over and over again. You can use challenge statements to practice being more optimistic. Like if a girl looks at you and judging by her expression you think "She thinks I'm a weirdo" ask yourself "Do I really know how every girl reacts in certain situations?" It could be the way she reacts to many dudes given whatever the situation is. If you have obsessive thoughts it most likely means your making mountains out of molehills, where you think everything is way worse than it really is.
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>>39363913
I consider myself a 5.5/10 and yes I'm dumb and I feel like people already judge me and know this. I feel like I fail at everything I do.

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>no girl wants to date a 5'6" 4/10 half black male

It doesn't help I don't know how to drive either fuck this. Why do normies even care about driving when we have public transport and there's no where I want to go.

I just want a gf that I can watch play games and that will hang out with me and maybe do some hiking or walk around the mall holding hands and I'll buy us lunch and after that we can hang out at my house and watch tv while we cuddle or maybe we could hold hands and go see movies together or I try to helper her do stuff and we get lewd and she gives me a handjob and let's me feel her up after a few weeks or months of dating and she's a virgin and pure so I don't have to worry about getting that cancer when she sits on my face after we get married

why is this so hard to obtain we don't even have to be lewd I'm too sperg to initiate anything so they don't even have to worry about that
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Oh wait I know why it's so hard, because I'm ugly and short and my voice is shit that's why.
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>>39363791
>wants white gf
lower your standards
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>>39363825

All he's gotta do is guilt trip her with some critical race theory and she'll immediately jump on his cock and pay reparations.

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Temporary wagecuck here, i started working since late June at a call center to sell for an ISP in order to get some money to finally get a desktop computer.

As a man more famous than myself would say, this is a "hell job" sure i get paid even if i do no sales and its only 6 hours per day 5 days a week but man im feeling burned out now, summer time is the worst for this kind of job accoarding to my co-workers and they are right, besides all the shitty people i have to deal with over the phone and the fact that sometimes time wont go by and make me feel worst, as an insult to injury i have my boss saying shit like

>Come on guys, put some nerve into it
>Try harder

And it sucks because in order to make a sale its 90% up to the random bloke i talk on the phone while the 10% is my very influence on them.

Anyway enough with the boring stuff, what im saying here is that im already at my threshold, especially today with my boss saying that "i should try harder"

If i leave on early september i might have enough money for my rig, but what sucks is that i need more money to buy other shit like for example replace my broken ass office chair and maybe get a new phone.

My one half wants to just be done with it and have a blast with my new computer RIGHT NOW, but my other half wants to bear with it and just plow through it and get more shit.

What do?

tl;dr: i do a job that i cant stand much now, im thinking of stopping now but i could use 1 more paycheck , what do i do?
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>>39363784
get into crpyto
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One important thing you dont learn at school or training is persistence, i know your job is pretty fucked and unsatisfying but if you reach your goal of getting another paycheck you can always look at your chair and say i earned that chair
theres gonna be a lot of these moments, youre gonna look at your car, house and russian mail bride like that
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>>39363784
Might as well hang in there for another paycheck, Anon. Get the money while you can stand it. At least you can quit and enjoy your computer, my mom messages me almost daily about new job opportunities. I don't want to work in a factory, I like my shitty delivery job.

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A lot of a business's orders may be carry out and they often have to hire someone specifically for that job. I am one of those people. I have to pack up your orders securely while there might be 10 of them on the line, refill sauces, packing materials, answer the phone. All the while paying attention to the fact that you need "light curry" in your fried rice or exactly 3 packets of mustard for minimum wage. Yes, fast food employees rarely make more than that for just as much work, but they often can't accept tips anyway.
Also, no more than a 10% tip is expected. But more is appreciated.
Tips are the difference between not being able to pay my rent every month and being somewhat comfortable while in school. 12$ an hour because 2/3 of people tip a couple dollars is a whole hell of a lot better than 7.25.
I feel this issue often falls under the category of there being two types of people: those who have worked food service, and those who haven't. If you have, you know how much it fucking blows and how much tips mean. A couple dollars is not going to make or break you, but possibly raising someone's wage to livable is definitely going to make their life a whole lot easier.
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Why do you deserve tips over the minimum wage workers in retail?
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>>39363706
Nice blog post faggot. Should have gone to college.
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>>39363706
that's why you fuckers lose your jobs to machines, I hope you will all soon be replaced

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How would you rate anon's sister's ass

pic related, its anon's sister's ass.
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>>39363566
back problems/10
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would tongue fuck her ass/10
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>>39363566
it's decent but mine's better uwu

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God DAMN it! I'm fucking SICK of this fucking board. We used to talk about shit that wasn't sex at least occasionally now it's 99% of this god damn board. Fuck you retards.
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>>39363425
Wild virgin on the lose i see
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>>39363425
Thats becuase 99% of us are normal and there is 1% of you who are faggots and virgins
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>>39363425
Get a GF then you stupid fuckboi

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What kind of coffee does /r9k/ drink?
I like mine black made in my aeropress with local beans
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>>39363422
Cold brewed nigga. Doesn't taste bitter at all, and can carry in a water bottle. Shits dope
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>>39363422
black and bitter just like my soul
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>>39363903
exactly this but french pressed

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In a brief paragraph, describe everything wrong with feminism
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pretty much 70% of youtube content is on this subject, why do you need any input from us?
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>>39363348
But that's a solid cake
You can't slurp up a solid in a straw
This picture doesn't make sense
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They don't believe they are inferior to men.

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