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>>36826653
Proof? Also Fuck you normie.

>>36826653
Anon I know exactly where you are right now, and I'm really happy that you found a girl. But for your own sake, do not put her on a pedestal; If she does anything wrong, your idealization of her will make the impact 10x worse

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>>36826653
just wait until the initial high wears off and she starts to notice how jaded and emotionally stunted you really are

you'll be back

Unrequited love isnt what you think it is

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>>36826612
Especially when it's obviously a lost cause.

>>36826618
What does that mean? what you said

walk into the ghetto completely naked

>>36826585
>Start up a cam site.
>Make easy money and get dudes to buy me stuff on my Amazon wish list.
>Try and get with this qt lesbian chick I know.

>>36826585
Fleece a billionaire beta from South Africa

zero
pets are emotional crutches and shouldn't exist any longer within a mature and rational human society

>>36826526
Finger his anus. That's how my mom rewards me for good behavior.

>>36826526
all of them!! And tell him I love him!
>>36826859
Someone got raped by a dog as a kid

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>>36826518
>dad found my ass

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>>36826518
>tfw studying abroad
>tfw host parents found the cum sock

>>36827253
What shithole country are you in

need help, bumping

>>36826918
You're most likely a murifag so I can't help you.

Good luck?
Why don't you do some research on facilities near your area.

I'm like this everytime I have a major depressive episode. During those weeks I only eat once every 2-3 days or (rarely) force myself to have scheduled meals. I have no appetite and everything is tasteless anyway.

>>36826498

I'm the same way anon. Outside of the lunch served at work everyday I have a granny-smith apple with peanut butter for breakfast and for dinner.

My normie coworkers must never know

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>>36826498
tfw have so little appetite you consider an heroing via starvation

>>36826470
its the societal aspect. id love to just be a hard working man who earns his bread with the other men but whenever sex is brought up, all of a sudden youre a kid and you are no longer allowed to have friends, and more than once this means youre not allowed to earn a wage either

>>36826470
Sex is overrated honestly. But I don't think I'm allowed to have an opinion on whether or not it matters cuz I got really lucky once in high school

>>36826655
>>36826633
all in denial

>>36826337
Maybe because they grew up without father's?
Divorce had run rampant.
Perhaps we're coming full circle?

>tfw no qt clingy wife that truly loves me and goes an extra step in showing her affection for me

I'm not good looking enough to ever get that.

It's how society has conditioned people, both male and female. Also nobody wants to be the only one of their social circle who ends up alone.

>>36826309
But op I want to BE the trap

>>36826309
>Take the trap pill anon

Do you mean become a trap?
Ok sure I'm gonna start hrt soon desu

>>36826309
when you put it this way, it seems like a pretty good deal

>>36826306

>He has a car

Get off my board, you're not a real robot YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

who the fuck uses piss bottles
I will never understand piss bottles

>>36826442
/r9k/ has been a cyborg board for months if not years, how about YOU get off MY board rustbucket?

Pepe had a creator that wasn't just some anonymous shithead on 4chan?

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Pepe is not patented

the guy that created pepe seems like such a fag , years of bitching about not being credited everyone someone posts it, then actually believing pepe is now an alt right symbol (a few pol douchebags doesn't change the usage for everyone). you can't kill things on the internet

>>36826250
Ask her mom out on a date, obvs

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>>36826504
This but only this

>>36826250
she has probably heard this stupid fucking joke her entire life
you already blew it

I'll take a twenty piece chicken McNuggets, large fries, and a large Root Beer.

Is this the Krusty krab? Oil have one krabby Patty please.

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>>36826262
>>36826262
I'm sorry but w-we ran out of fries

suicidal thoughts are for dinner

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Starting from the left, hummus and pita, grilled chicken wrap, southern fried chicken wrap, fattoush salad, fries and a diet coke cuz i gotta be healthy of course.

My mom made curry