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>>36828626

the kid is white so the black man got cucked

>>36828693
When did the word cuck evolve to include literally everything? It used to just mean letting your partner get fucked by someone else. Now you could pickup a dropped wallet for another man and be a cuck

>>36829124
Raising another man's kid is the literal definition of a cuckold, though.

>>36828539
>sunburn?

cause thats what it looks like

>>36828539
Hello, Hello?

Cheeki Breeki!

Hey you, come in! I said come in, don't stand there, come in!

you know what to do anon

>>36828571
Not sunburn. This is serious

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Yaaaaas :3

>>36828517
Nyaaaaaaaa I love being trap :3

> see OP's pic of a conventionally feminine anime girl
> knowing /r9k/'s demographics these days, OP is probably a homosexual
> be proven right

How did we reach the point that posting anime girls is probably an indication of homosexuality? If someone had posted the Saale picture in 2009 I would have assumed OP was simply another basement dwelling neckbeard who liked anime girls.

>>36828489
how did the fetish first come up??

"hey babe I get aroused if you treat my like shit and kick my balls"

>>36828532
Every relationship ever just cutting the crap and getting the real deal done.

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>>36828532
I dont get off on female domination so she is never treating me like shit or taking some kind of superior role. I've always wanted to tell a girl that i liked being hit in the balls but had no idea how. The girlfriend before her was into it for her own reasons, but that led to her treating my balls with little regard to my feelings and thoughts. and we got into her becoming very dominating so i dumped her (she later kicked me so hard at school that i fainted on impact) but anyway... I just told my sweet new girlfriend that I had a thing for being hit in the balls. She didnt really understand and thought i was playing a joke on her, so i got them out and had her flick and slap them. then led her to laying beside me and kneeing them. From there i trained her on what i enjoyed and how i wanted it

>b-b-butt muh J a p a n
isn't that everyone's dream on this section to be in J a p a n living the J a p a n dream??
>how can anyone be sadd when they literally have an army of J a p a n e s e Pikachus patrols patrolling the streets

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Air Force cadet here. Fucking dying and I'm not even really in yet.

>>36828502
Buy me used roastie panties.

>>36828383
>I hate the fact that I'll probably never be in the same room as her.

cuck

This bitch look like a demon

>>36828383
Literally who?

I am not original

Try beer

>>36828327
Pretend, that's what I do. Get a bottle, hold on to it, when you get the chance go the bathroom and dump half of it out. Tada, you now fit in.

>>36828327
Pretend to be someone else and it makes it easier

>translation: go kill yourself for a government that hates you

>>36828256
No, we don't. The army has relatively strict standards these days. The average robot is overweight and mentally ill, the army does not need those people holding everyone else back. Put it to you this way, percentage-wise, the army has more people with high school degrees and college degrees than the general population. It's not some dumping down for the dregs of society.

>>36828271
The casualty rate is insanely low, unless you're signing up for front line infantry or the marines the only way you're going to die is if you fall down a ladder or something.

>>36828256
>It will literally make America great again by getting rid of the betaness
...literally, when you get your legs blown off and bleed out in some shithole third-would country.

No thanks.

She's not. You're just a basic bro.

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because she has a vagina, you ape

>>36828219
Yes she is, senpai

I can't stop dreaming. I wonder what she's doing right now.

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Filed my income tax and signed for it myself.

signaling when I pull into parking spaces

>>36828192
That is a dumb question. You mean illegal?

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>>36828117
>Too sexually conservative
No such thing. Anything past one (your wife/husband) and you're a fucking whore

My number lines up with the expectations of people in my country. Cool. Would have liked to have more but I am getting married so there's no longer a chance for that.

>australia
>7 and less sex partners means you're too conservative
Fucking bogans

>>36828104
Why did you like that one specific quadratic so much that you bookmarked putting it into wolfram ????

>>36828265
that was when i discovered wolfram
so i put in a quadratic to test it out
saved the site
too lazy to change it

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bottles on the shore
dont know what you'll find

>I'm sick and tired of roasties

How can you be sick and tired of something you never had.

>>36828121

I've had a roastie before anon, it's not something you want

>>36828155
I'm 100% sure that wont be a problem.

btw dont make threads about me
fucking little freak

Doesn't seem like something Aya would post. I don't even see any threads from Rem in the catalog or archive.

>>36828430
Do the characters actually make threads on this board?

:0

>>36828051
Take it out on men, not animals, you edgy wimp

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>>36828475
WHAAAT!?!?!?!

ITS BECAUSE HES SO FUCKIN CUTE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wft dude. Seriously, wtf. Cats are nice.