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>>36829122
Well I am a lesbian who's extremely perverted and not butch other than in personality, my body is skinny and I have long hair and such.

>>36829122
fuck off back to /lgbt/ you roleplaying faggots

>>36829201
well maybe you specifically aren't but all the ones here in nz are like that
given up trying to join lez groups

>>36829090
You made this thread earlier, dumbass.

>>36829090
He's a lonely robot who wants love.

I'd rather a girl tell me to fuck off than just not respond

>>36829079

Some do, some don't, just like everything else in the world.

>>36829282
Shut the fuck up numale. All niggers are niggers.

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>>36829282
t. picc reIated

>>36829039
semen comes pretty close if you ask me

>>36829039
aloe vera? the gooey shit straight from the plant

>>36829039
nut milks like soy or almond.

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Is this the same fag? Of so, el oh el

>>36829018
Depends. Are you top or bottom?

>>36829125
I don't know yet. I just know when I see guys it gets me hard

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>>36829014
I love you Daniel!

I am a baby in my universe.

>>36829014
Popularised by Kurt Cobain.

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>>36829460
I'll live forever.

iPhone - less shit - more functionality

>>36829012
OnePlus 3T or OnePlus 5 when it comes out

>>36829012
The Moto Z is probably the best bang for the buck + Motorola phones are built like bricks

Better comedy

>>36829066
>trap threads everywhere
>never any OC
>"comedy"

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>>36829003
please stop posting my gf

>>36828976
Did you at least ask for her number?

>>36829513
she was being carried by her dad i thought it'd be awkward desu

>>36828976
>NOT be a pedo motherfucking piece of human garbage like OP
>Be like 15 and at school
>Its slow day or something so the teachers sent us to third and forth grades to teach the little ones
>Sit somewhere random and just chill
>Little girl sits next to me, starts flirting with me, literally
>Classmate makes jokes about me having new gf
>She says YES YES I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW ANON and takes my by the hand

>week later, completely forgot about the incident, walking home from school
>random family walks by
>its the girl with her parents
>she says LOOK ITS MY BOYFRIEND
>both her parents start eyeballing me pretty fucking hard
>do 360, little ollie off the ramp, make a summersault and get the fuck outta there

Fucking stupid kid.

>>36828848
come play mw2 with me anon
you do have a 360 right?

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>>36828881
Nope (used to have ps3). Thanks for the invitation though

>>36828848


>you will never get to play OoT for the first time
I play oats all the time here, may I have some oats brother
>you will never play under the rain as a child with your neighbor friend again
I play in the flinpn rain all the time, never had a neighbor friend though
>you will never touch an old heavy tv again
There's one in the garage
>you will never play hide and seek in a school ever again
I never did, one no friends, two they made sure everything was visible so no hidden spots
>you will never play MW2 with your buddies again
Again no frendos and I never played in the first place

come on make so good dam QUALITY feelz thread, at least Robo related feelz ("[assuming they exist, feelings not robots]")

the black guy is the bottom. black dudes have big butts. sooooo

>>36828773
This is gonna be easy

Short guy -> bottom
For every pic
Done

t. short bottom fag

>>36828861

that's not necessarily true though. height has nothing to do with topping and bottoming

Where the fuck are they cuz no one wants to fuck me.

>>36828800
It seems you can only find them online. They're are boards on /soc/ for fat guys I know.
Even then if you're a fatbot with a small penis they won't want you.

>shitting out pure liquid shitblood
>have to lay down all day because sitting is a workout for me
>i'm not dead yet

crazy that doesn't scare me at all, I guess I'd be scared of it feeling lame as fuck riding one as an adult

>>36828711
Rollercoasters scare the shit out of me but i love them

I've never eaten chocolate.

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>>36828704
>durr bro ya just need to go the gym and get some rad muscles dude.
>Then go to the club and tap all those asses duude.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

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We are destined to suffer for eternity
No worries bro you will get over your traumas and fear : it's even worse then 2 years ago

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>can't stand

origin story

>>36828680
Same here man. Its a saturday night and shes probably fucking right now. Feels like shit.

>orbiting a girl
>getting hurt
You have no one but yourself to blame. There's absolutely no reason to orbit a girl - being around her for an extended period of time won't make her sexually attracted to you.

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>>36828680
Here's a sure way to get that girl.
>study hard
>graduate uni
>get a high salary job
>keep climbing that ladder
>get lots of raises
>buy a house
>find a used up roasty who's ready to settle down
>win