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>>36832017
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Nah I'm just kidding buddy. Friends are made through shared activity, you need to pick a hobby that involves interaction and through working towards a common goal you will find people who like and respect you, or so I believe.

>>36832017
Coming to r9k every day for the past ~7 years has given me depersonalization and has made it hard for me to trust people in general

>>36832017
Because everyone is so caught up in their own wants and needs and don't have time for other people. Plus everyone feels like the world owes them, they don't feel like they owe anyone else anything, which in a sense is true, but at least common courtesy should be easy for everyone

Put all your skill points into luck

>>36832015
And charisma! Don't forget that.

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>>36831962
I want a girlfriend who does her hair in fringes/bangs because it's the cutest haircut out of them all and seeing those girls with that kind of haircut is hard to sexualize because it looks too pure for me, i wish i had a girlfriend who did her hair in that style and i would guarantee her there will be no sex involved but some affection since im not good at showing affection but i do the best i can i want to make stuff for her if that counts as affection

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>>36831912
Because the world has nothing to offer. Job opportunities are imploding. The dream of owning a house is dead. Having children is financially impractical. And since Chads are monopolizing women through hook-up apps, average guys no longer have a chance at love.

At this point, fantasy worlds are all we have left. Fuck civilization - let it collapse.

>>36831912
Because fuck it man

I don't know how to nor do I want to "grow up".

>>36831873
>I'm not ugly, probably a 7
Until you post a picture, you're a 4-5.
If you were a 7 girls would be approaching you or at least responding to your texts.

>>36831873
related:
should i ask out as soon as possible or should i chitchat before for a while?

>>36831897
That hurts. How do I deal with being average? What confuses me is I match with 7s-8s on tinder. None of them reply to me either. I almost give up.

>>36831861
I wanna die I wanna die die

Please someone kill me

>>36831879
Don't be sad :)>>36831933 nice dubs

>>36831782
why do people who post these neet fog memes assume we get off every weekend. i
worked from 1:30 to 10pm today, and tomorrow I work 10am to 6:30 fuck you leech

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The wagies will never learn, my friend. I haven't risen out of bed this weekend, and I'll continue to not do so well into the week.

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>>36831856
Slave away, slave away
Everyday, o everyday
The wagie is a cuck
By your boss you get fucked

Wagie o wagie. You are the real leech.

I just finished eating a large pizza fdrom Dominoes in the parking lot. Ask me anything I guess. Hopefully you don't end up like me

>>36831810
what ingredients were on the pizza?

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>>36831810
Did you actually eat a full medium pizza, a mcdonalds shake, and a coke? christ.

>>36831753
You have dedication I'll give you that.

I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day42

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Hey anon I love you. Oreganalooli

holy shit bestiality is gross

>"I told you too"

American teachers are illiterate?

These women are just failed normies of the female world.

>in her 30s
>no husband or bf for close to a decade
>needs male attention
>gets it from children

They basically become beta providers. Its more funny than angering.

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>>36831619
I dunno man my highschool life was two years in two schools.
Quite honestly never did anything in high school so both experiences are foreign to me.

it's because yo're a robot and because you're a male.

Nobody even tangentially involved in the production of that show understands in the slightest what "nobody cares" actually means

Like if they think an attractive girl with friends and love interests can somehow be neglected and isolated enough to warrant suicide, I'm perplexed by how I'm still standing as a 29 y/o khv who hasn't left my parents house in over 2 years.

>>36831619

My highschool experience amounted to nothing more, than getting beaten to a pulp everyday, so i can't relate to that story at all. Seems just like another movie that was made to appeal to roasties.

But kys is also a pretty pussy way to go out. You should at least go the columbine route and take those who have wronged you with you.

>>36831527
Be my friend that could help.

>>36831527
Stop being a mentally ill fag, that's what.

>>36831527
tell 'em to get fucked, then go suck some cock

butterfly effect is baseless
and there's nothing wrong with being largely hedonistic, anon

>>36831542
No it's not baseless, it's obvious

Small actions in your past can drastically affect your future, and your actions can drastically affect large objects like the planet itself through rocket launches and such. A single rocket launch at escape velocity will change Earth's location by massive distances in a billion years, propagating to the sun and outwards

>>36832162
the butterfly effect involves small causes, rocket launches definitely do not qualify, considering how limited humans' actions currently are (there's a ceiling)
will my moving my chair 1 cm to the left drastically alter events in superclusters far, far away? you tell me.
i'm all for determinism but this is ridiculous
it feels to me like you read that single example about rocket launches and were totally and irreversibly convinced

>>36831449

drink water little juice and walk for a few minutes day please

Why not just fucking drink water or fruit juice you fat disgusting fuck?

I bet you're american too aren't you?

>>36831449

get shat on by my twin op

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how do you have a right to something which doesn't exist

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there are no inherent human rights; only those that can be enforced through the use of violence or the threat of violence

tee bee aych

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>>36831433
Fuck you! I'm flying over there right now!

go accomplish something

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1) suicide and/or heroin
2) yes

possib not oregano

>>36831436

what if accomplishing things doesn't make you happy tho because ur life is destroyed and you traumatized very hard from so many failures

now I know why some people just stay fucked up all the time and rarely sober