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Don't like the old image? Fite me den
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>>36825723
Stop raping children please. Your only industry is molestation.
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>>36825766
Stop reading the express
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contemplating wearing my buttplug to work tomorrow to deal with the crushing boredom but worried I'll randomly have an orgasm and ejacluate in my pants

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Press 'F' to pay your respects, please, everyone.
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>>36825313
Bumping because I need to get at least one post before this thread 404s lmao
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>>36825313
:( rip lil buddy
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>>36825313
rip frog

i filled out a captcha for this

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What bothers you the most about your life anon?
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>>36823787
The shear patheticness of it.
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>>36823787
That ill never be in love
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>>36823927
Care to share? Just curious.

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Make Male Genital Mutilation (Infant Circumcision) Illegal

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-male-genital-mutilation-infant-circumcision-illegal

Needs 99K more signatures before a month is up.
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Actually 99.9 K
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>>36822111
Fuck off, I actually want to get my son circumcised and now I have to deal with these troglodytes screeching about it.
My God maybe Islam is the answer after all
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>>36822320

>I actually want to get my son circumcised

Then you don't know what it is.

The foreskin isn't extra skin. It's the most sensual part of the penis, contains almost all the penile dartos muscle, and it provides a rolling bearing during sexual activity.

What you're proposing doing is mangling your child's genitals based on lies you were fed.

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Post your fetish

Have you gotten to live it out yet? (if possible)
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instant loss 2koma

orororor
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>>36807985
Same, and no not really
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>>36807985
>femdom
>chastity
>feminization
I'm waiting for my cage. As for the rest, no.

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>when you're past your bedtime and haven't slept more than 10 hours in a week and you get this sweet heartmelting suprirse!! :)
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You've been shitposting too much the past few hours, just go to bed.
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>>36835374
>You've been shitposting too much the past few hours, just go to bed.

it's been hours..? oh god its 1

okbye

thank you no.374!
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>>36835335

>Being this highschool fag and gay

You should literally stop wasting the planet's resources

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Join the Marines you autistic cucks, do a bit of service then get out with some neetbux and good insurances, fee housing, etc.

If you want a bit more from the VA and are feeling lucky look for an IED to step on and get disability benifits too.

>I'm too fat
Do the delayed entry program and get fit or join the army, they take fatties.
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I've been in the mental hospital twice or i would, i fucked up.
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>>36835243
Grab neetbux for your mental health then
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>join the Marines
>get cancer

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Why is sagging a thing?
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Considering its origins, I couldn't even begin to imagine how it became a thing, op
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>>36835142
>>36835162

My theory is that some negro kid had to shop for clothes at goodwill, so they did not fit. He was cool though so everyone started copying
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>>36835185
It's because they don't let you wear belts in prison

Basically that. I'm lonely, but whenever I hang out with people I find it so boring I just want to go and be on my own again. I find the topics of conversation invariably revolve around gossip, or asinine 'drama' or stupid memes or makeup or clothing, or I go to parties where people get even more boring and drunk. I have lots of acquaintances but no one I'd call a friend.
Yes, I know this is my problem, I know I'm a terrible person etc. etc. I just can't bring myself to find that stuff interesting. The constant cycle of "lonely so I'll hang out with people/hang out with people so I get irritated and bored and go back to isolation" is really exhausting.

Is there any way to stop being like this? To find people more interesting?
>inb4
>you're just not trying to talk about the stuff you find interesting
I have tried, with different groups-they aren't interested
>you're just boring
Maybe I am, but that doesn't solve the present issue, does it? Besides, I feign interest in what they're talking about well enough.
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>>36835052
Why fix it? It sounds like the people you hang with don't meet your standards, so just keep looking. If you never find a person or group that you don't hate being around, then oh well.
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>>36835099
Where do I keep looking though?
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>>36835052
Take some advice from the 1940's perhaps?

https://archive.org/details/AreYouPo1947

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>tfw can't stop watching porn
>but stop myself from ejaculating to conserve the jing, mojo, prana, mana, etc.
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Your mana has already left the sacred spot, it's ill-mana

I suggest relieving yourself then stop edging
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Porn is bigger problem.
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>>36835041
Am I the only one that doesn't fap to porn? I watch porn a lot but I never developed the habit of fapping to it.

Mostly because I always shared bedroom with a brother so I had no privacy

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Why does nobody want to date me?
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>>36835027
>Why does nobody want to date me?
Gay
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>>36835027
I will be you're friend sweet anon. No rude pls.
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>>36835027
Because you are

28
out of shape
ethnic
poor
no driver's license
still going to school

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ITT: Why we are robots

pic related
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>>36834954
this is just cute tho
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>>36834954
poor naive pandaloverforeverandever
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yo dude wtf

did she die, how did the wolf not bite her face?

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Goddamnit, I just relapsed on opiates (poppy seed tea) after being on Buprenorphine for over a week and the anxiety from knowing my next drug test will fuck me is ruining my high
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I'm no expert and I'm not Search Engining that but, I'm pretty darn tooting sure the seeds contain squat
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>>36834980
Incorrect. It's the way that huge fucking pussies do opium.

Get some pills like a god damn adult, OP
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>>36835040
Why would I spend so much money on pills when Poppy seed tea is so much cheaper?

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>supposed woman comes to whine for attention and sympathy and orbiter tier eggshell walking on 4chan
>hate women a bit more everytime it happens
I'm not the onmly one right?

And men, you don't do this for women you aren't fucking. You don't pay money to mcdonalds for a change to someday get a burger, no you only give it money when you know you get a burger in return. Stop crashing the market and making these whores even more vapid
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If I was a girl I'd post on r9k too it's nice
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>>36834853
Yeah, free attention and adoration from hungry guys while you can keep taking Chad cock and laugh at them showering you with praise and gifts, not to mention they're too beta to stand up for themselves and cater to your every whim and mood and you can do and say anything while they're your loyal eunuch slaves
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>>36835119
Not that I'm defending the roastie in this scenario but you can't very well call the guys victims. They know exactly what they're doing.

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My life is meaningless and I derive no pleasure or purpose from it. Don't want to suicide because there isn't much suffering, just indifference and spite. How can I combat these feels? Or should I just dive deeper into heroin habits and booze.
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>>36834641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhedonia
its a valid concern and one i struggle with. idk if you need to pathologize the actual feeling, but yeah i don't really want anything and nothing brings me joy really.
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>>36834641
Where the hell do you get H
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>>36834641
your the player of your game
if there was no you there was nothing at all

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