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How can I permanently increase my brain's processing speed?
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>>36834845
>5000x5000
...nice
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>>36834845
>tfw years of stress had deteriorated my brain
fuck...
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>>36834845
sleeping well boosts your cpu

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Femanons, why do you come here when you hate us?
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>>36834834
Because hate is better than no attention
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>>36834834
I don't hate robots, I like them. I try to post helpful things when I can.
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>>36834862
show me your boobs sIut

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>retail employer requires me to greet EVERY FUCKING CUSTOMER who walks into the store EVEN IF I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF HELPING ANOTHER CUSTOMER AT THE CASH REGISTER

Seriously, fuck these people who come up with these bullshit policies. I'm sure the customer who I'm ringing up appreciates me yelling in their face loud enough for the customer at the front door to hear me. And I'm sure the customer who just walked in appreciates my forced greeting.

If you're too fucking frugal that you can't just hire a fucking greeter so that cashier doesn't have to be shouting "HELLO!" at every person that comes into the door, then don't expect the fucking cashier to greet everyone.
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What are some tips to greeting customers and calling someone from line to take an order?
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>cashier greets me
>my face because I have Aspergers
>they think I'm being rude for not smiling back and making eye contact
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>>36834734

Do you guys realize that if your job sucks you can find another one?

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>tfw I don't know how to talk to girls online
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>>36834715
hai op :) you can try with me
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If you have a deep voice and control over that voice you're good to go.
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>>36834715
>tfw you still get a red face when a girl says something to you on facebook

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what's the thing you desire the most, robots?


>me, a qt loving gf
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The self control to stop coming here
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to see my enemies driven before me and to hear the lamentation of their women <;^)
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the self control to stop stalking my oneitus

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>largest pedo site on darkweb closed
>hundreds of users being arrested
Maybe 4chan will improve in quality when all the shitposters are getting butt plundered
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This was a very sad day
The good guys lost today
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>>36834637
>The good guys lost today

The paedophiles?
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>>36834698
Yes of course, you think I would be talking about the police?

I hate the fact that the government is attempting to censor some type of content.

I hate that they are pretending it makes a difference.

No, pedos do not rape kids because they saw child porn online. People who watch this stuff are expressing their sexuality the only way which could ever be possible for them, without touching children, why is that illegal?

No, child porn existing doesn't encourage the creation of child porn. That will always be illegal, as it should be. The reason it's illegal is because it's against societal morals, and for no other reason. It's illegal because it disgusts the people in charge - I don't believe that is good legal grounding for a law to be based.

The whole concept of "child porn" makes me disillusioned with the whole legal system. An arbitrary line drawn at 18, one side is demonized, the other one of the most popular categories of porn, I wonder why. You can find images of children's vaginas and penises online, legally, because they are "art". This isn't damaging to children of course. If those same images appear in different venues suddenly the production could land you 30 years in prison.

How do I see these people arrested today? People fighting against an unjust system, people who are being needlessly villanized by the legal system, by the public, people who haven't done anything - ANYTHING - wrong.

This is a sad day, for free speech, for open Internet, for our legal system, which should not be based off morals - morality has no place in law.

Regardless of how heinous of a crime sexual assault of a minor is, is it worse than murder? I can find images of children being murdered very readily online.

I'm rambling here. I hope you see my point.

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>implying pewdiepie isnt the funniest and edgiest youtuber
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He's objectively not, but he has a genuine and fun personality which is why I like him and some of his videos.
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yeah his nazi videos were pretty edgy and hilarious subbed a while back, also his the room video was great and his my new car video kek hes great and seems chill af plus he was in a filhty frank and h3h3 video!
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>>36834546
I like pewdiepie

It's been really hard and I don't know what to do. I met a girl and tried to like her, but I ended up dragging her name through the mud cause I'm insecure about my sexuality. She didn't like that I wanted to sleep with boys when we were together. My parents would kill me if they found out I didn't like girls. What should I do? Do I keep pretending or just give in to it?
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>>36834396
just become a trap
problem solved
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You're a sad little man. I bet your parents are really proud you whiteknight an underage junkie whore.
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>>36834419
I'm not attractive enough to be a trap.

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Guys can you recommend me a new YTfu please.

I always knew she was a little unhinged but she's gone full SJW crazy in the last few months. I need to move on now.

Any recommendations?
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>>36834395
Appeal of ASMR?
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Marzia is bae.
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https://www.youtube.com/user/chlochloeast

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What was the last video game you played, /r9k/? for me it was Megaman X4
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>>36834373
Man, I remember playing this when it was new.
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>>36834373
Forza Motorsport on the Xbox. Never was big on racing games but I really enjoy it. I've been collecting a lot for my Xbox lately.
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>>36834373
My man, X4 is the best in the series in my opinion. I have been playing through it since I was a kid and I never get tired of it.

Last "game" I played was Clannad. I'm feeling kinda empty, so I thought playing through cutesy romance visual novels would make me feel a bit better about myself and this one seemed like a good place to start.

I just played answering the questions without a guide and ended up in Yukine's route. It was ok, but ended way too fast and I was kinda disappointed by it. Hopefully the other routes are more fleshed out; I'm gonna try Fuuko's next because she is retarded and makes me laugh.

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Girl I was hanging with drew this on my arm while it was in her lap. What does it mean??
>inb4 drew it myself, lefthanded, etc.
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when did this board become so infested with normies?
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>>36834336
bump because I lurk here and I'm too autistic to figure this out
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>>36834378
>I lurk here
>I'm autistic
>girls draw on me and I can't figure out what it means XD XD XD!!!!1

please fucking leave

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Have you ever bad touched a gril?
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>>36834248
Yes, and I was very disappointed.
It was no different then grabbing my own moobs
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>>36834248
>Have you ever touched a gril?
No

:(
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>>36834248
Yes, once I accidentally let my hand touch her boob while laying on a couch in high school. Once I realized it, it felt nice having it lay there but then she slapped my hand and pushed it away after a few seconds.

It was the best 7 seconds of my life.

Why haven't you joined antifa yet?
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>>36834122
I want to secure the existence of my people.
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>>36834205
Why are they "your" people?
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>>36834122
Because niggers and saracens have no place in our world.

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Seriously, why don't we just move to /cuteboys/ lads?

It's literally better for everyone. It's a community that actually appreciates us.

The only downside I could see from this is the subsequent /pol/ification of /r9k/ which would occur if there was a cuteboi exodus but... not really our problem at that point...

If hachichan had the same format/extensions and population as 4chan I probably would have already
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>>36834048
Are they really cute though? Important desu.
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>>36834065
>Are they really cute though? Important desu.
Some are, some aren't
The important thing is the mentality
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>>36834065
Maybe 1/50 will actually pass for a cute girl. The rest are literal abominations! Pre-pubescent tits on a bearded whale tbhq.

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just saw this on here, thought i would share because i thought that it was funny and i laughed at it haha
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>>36833969
ahah nice :) I like it a lot haha
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HAHAHA UPBOATED XD NICE
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>>36833977
Me too thanks
>>36833969
It ciol

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