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Post cute gay bois.
Ill start with koots
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>>36836179
such a cute little faggot
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>>36837541
He's not ugly
Oriririginl
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>>36837541
Wow hes so kawaii post more!

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What happened to the old /r9k/ group chat? Zach Danny, Josh. I miss Nina.
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Who are they i am new
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Which Danny?
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>>36836455
The chad Danny from California.

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>Anon dinner's ready!
>HNNNNNNNNGGGHHHUUUUGHH
>I'll go grab you a knife and fork, sweetie! I hope you enjoy it, I made it with last night's leftovers!
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>>36836003
Damn that's a feast and a half my dude.
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this is so fucking satisfying (and arousing) to watch.
the absolute perfect shit, must have felt great.
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I can't tell which is worse. The lady taking a shit. Or the fact it's repeated sliding back into the colon added some suspense.

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>currently eating half a family size apple pie..

how do I stop bros...
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>>36835980

Go to Africa.
No more pork pies and shit pit treats for you there you fat fucking shit.
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>>36835980
>half a pie
literally not satisfying at all
eat a pizza instead
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i started to feel sicky sick after great binge
devil in my brain is driving me insane

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Is there any hope for socially retarded 29 yo virgins other than prostitutes.
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Yeah there is always hope. Just watch 40 year old virgin.

Or idk, tell us why you think you are retarded?
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>>36836041
I can't talk to people that are not part of my family without looking like a person in special needs so never had any friend let alone a gf. Only reason people didn't declare me clinically retarded is that I had good grades.
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>>36836121
Is there a particular reason that you cannot talk to people in a somewhat normal way, like a particular emotion, value, or experience that pipes up when it comes to those moments?

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5inchs at most
how do I not let this ruin my confidence w/women because even if I had a chance to fuck I'd just disappoint them

inb4 anons with 8inchs
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i dont think 5 counts as dicklet, u are huge in asia
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Same here man. I'm considering suicide personally
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Haha dicklets gonna dicklet

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I want to be a shemale mommy for a huge 6'4 ft 240 lbs (190 cm 110 kg) muscle submissive sextoy. Who has the same feel?
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190cm is just under 6'3
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>>36835881

>I am huge a 6'4" 240 lbs man
>tfw this thread is just bait anyways

Oh well.
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>>36835940
Not a bait doe.

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Try to recall the moment you died inside.

>the only woman I have ever loved asking "Are you a cop?" after having spent two weeks with her
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>>36835877
story time?

unoriginal
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>>36835877
>the only woman I have ever loved asking "Are you a cop?" after having spent two weeks with her
>the moment you died inside

I mean... What?
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>>36835899
>flew across the country to spend 2 weeks with online oneitis
>multiple days spent with her and her boyfriend
>didn't want me in her room the majority of the time and would sleep all day so I would be alone in a tiny room down the hall sobbing and refreshing r9k
>would still say we loved each other daily
>when we'd hang out with her friends I went complete spergmode and couldn't muster up a sentence
>the day before I leave she says I act so "mysterious" and grills me about being a cop (I'm not)

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So I just started taking 20mg of Prozac for anxiety and I was taking 10mg of Celexa but then stopped today since my doctor said to. But I heard you should ween off but he didn't say that so I just took a small piece of a pill (about 5g or so) and I'm worried since it says online you can get serotone syndrome from Celexa and Prozac, but I threw up a few minutes after taking the pill to be safe...will I be okay? please let me know! Thanks.
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>>36835845
Pretty sure those doses are way too low too induce ss
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>>36835873

Really? If so I'm so fucking happy. I just get so nervous about that shit. What dose would induce it? And plus I did vomit literally like 3 minutes after taking the pill and I feel okay.
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>>36835883
fuck off you stupid drama queen
go find some health forum to shit up with your foolishness

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>Anon Iet's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum Iater his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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10/10 pasta fapping started
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>And though she be but little, she is fierce...
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>tfw there aren't real robot cum shots

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fembot here, why do most r9k guys or whatever go for absolute roasties? most of the time when I'm talking to a guy they'll be interested in a girl who is sweet when a guy or group is around but is god awful when alone/with her friends. most of the time they just cuck them or find a chad
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>People are hypocrites
Wow stunning revelation there.
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>>36835738
wow, what an eye-opener thank you anon :d
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>>36835697
I don't go for anyone, because I'm too scared of rejection.

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Wow Jenny, you weren't kidding about anon's foot fetish! Look, he's practically drooling over our sweaty exposed soles!
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>>36835603
those are some fucking hideous feet
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>>36835677

>check em

Also:

>asian
>"Jenny"
>pick one
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fuck off
gook feet are gross

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>come on anon lets dance it'll be fun!
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>>36835479
>Come on all your buddy cummed on me
In the bathroom with all your buddys for a free drink/
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sure thang bb https://youtu.be/zslNTqK7iAA

here's the original in case you forgot:
https://youtu.be/C-u5WLJ9Yk4
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Why would you use your phone to make threads like this?

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What erroneous things do people believe about you that you don't bother to correct? People think I'm poor and a virgin and I roll it up. I just like seeing how they behave.
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>>36835448
*roll with it
shit my bad
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that i'm a normalfag
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For some reason people think I'm cool.
I'm not.

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Is there anything more vile than the female psyche?
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>>36835442
no, there absolutely is not
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The female body
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Holy fuck this makes me glad I'm becoming a wizerd. I could never do anything like that to my kitty cat. women are sociopaths

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