>tfw no dominant futa gf
MtF girls don't pass and they're also extremely submissive
what's so criminal about wanting to be fucked in the ass by a cute woman?
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>>39365731
Futanari are a gift from God and much better substitute for regular woman, there's nothing wrong with them op except one thing of course, they do not fucking exist.
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Maybe when you die you'll go to heaven and there you'll have an entire harem of futas
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>>39365860
>they do not fucking exist
then what's the point of living?
what's a straight submissive loser to do?
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ITT: Pics that make you go 'Hmm'
Very originally
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>>39365721
Was that pic taken in Tatooine?
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>>39365721
It was taken during the eclipse, idk exactly where.
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>>39365721
>>39365759
Nigga, the eclipse was a week ago.
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The Whitehouse. He's literally the president of the United States.
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My boi pucci is ovulating for white cock.
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>>39365714
If I'm gonna have sex with a nigga he better be the one getting inside my white boipucci and he better be some goddamn masculine nigga, not a black queer
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>>39365745
Kill yourself you fucking faggot bitch.
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>>39365745
Anyone who is having sex with a man is a queer
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what weapon should i buy 2017-08-28 06:02:38 Post No.39365709
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I'm worried about serial killers so I think I might start being armed all the time. I think a knife will likely be best. Thought about an ankle blade but that is just a meme, no attacker is just going to pause and let me bend over so I can get my knife, so I'd likely just carry it on my waist all the time. I'd make up a story that my job is cutting ropes or something.
Thought about a stun rod, that would be alright, but I likely wouldn't want to carry a stun rod everywhere.
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>>39365709
pepper spray and telescopic baton (spray and smash)
kabar 1211 or 1213 if you want a good knife
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>>39365709
how about a gun?
stunrods also look like a meme and I've never heard of a person using them. I recommend a telescoping baton instead
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>>39365960
you know any good baton brands? my last one was a cheap piece of shit that broke in a few days
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anyone else go from alpha to sub beta?
>super popular in high school. House parties every weekend. Hook up with hot girls on a regular basis despite being manlet
>go to a well respected university, invited to top fraternity on campus. Have a blast. Fucking sorority girls despite being manlet again.
>try heroin. get addicted. go to 5 different rehabs from the age of 18
>lost connections with everybody since i moved around so much. still using drugs and fucking up.
>currently 22 sitting in a half way house in south florida. working at winn dixie. parents want nothing to do with me.
>have 0 confidence cause drugs are gone. depressed as shit. have no idea how to meet anyone sober.
>boring depressed manlet.
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>>39365640
>heroin
Just kill yourself. Completely sincere here.
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>>39365640
>allowing addiction to ruin ur life
Kek serves you right failed normie brainlet
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>>39365640
Re-hab and reprogramming your brain to give pleasure when you do something good
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Black coon cuck nigga here.
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>>39365629
do you miss slavery?
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>>39365629
I'll never understand what drives people to do this kind of shit to themselves. It's sad
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>>39365727
Yes. I absolutely do.
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If you're just starting out cooking for yourself do NOT underestimate the power of salt and pepper.
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Reply to my thread you cucks.
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>>39365214
I'll try it out anon. I've been learning to cook but everything's been a bit bland so far, maybe this'll help me out
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>>39365214
>mom never seasons anything she cooks
>grocery store with the cute deli counter worker never fucking seasons anything because old people eat there
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>tfw it's my birthday
>tfw no friends bf gf pet literally no one to hang out with so I'm not so fucking lonely
I think the best present I can get myself is an exitbag.
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>>39365179
Buy yourself a doll.
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>>39365249
Then you can hang out with your doll.
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where do you live anon ill hang out with you
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>Monday, August 28, 2017
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>>39365113
>school starts in 6 days
>wasted ANOTHER summer
>tfw 26 in 1 month
>khhv
I'm starting to give up on life
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>>39365252
>I'm starting to give up on life
Have you really tried everything? What's stopping you from achieving what you want?
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>>39366257
Looks. I'm as ugly as the Monster of Notre Dam.
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"Anon, where's my hug, dude?"
Getting a late night text like "I need sum huggles"
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yeah have fun with my boner bitch
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>>39365060
>girls who say "dude"
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>>39365333
Girls who say dude are awesome
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>is girl who I went to high school with and thought was a qt but never talked to because autism's birthday yesterday
>wish her happy birthday on social media and catch up with her because we go to the same college
>she asks to grab a bite to eat at the dining hall
>say yes
What did she mean by this?
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>>39365048
It means she wants to talk with you while you both eat together.
That's the extent of my knowledge on relationships.
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She is interested in know you more, if you play your cards right you might get her to like you.
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she wants you to get your dick out under the table...then let her know about it. she probably wants to jack you off
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>12 hours into nofap
>Already feel my chi energy skyrocketing
>Ready to fight Freiza
Who /nofap/ here?
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>>39365039
imagine all the cum energy if you invest your swelling chi into a combative fap
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Literally last DBS episode
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crossdressed yesterday with a buttplug and came.
So much regret but i know ill do it in a few days. Get me off this ride.
my best friend is an older woman i erp'd with her today and so embarrassed
also i want little caesars
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>>39365014
you text fucked a man
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>>39365056
voice chatted a woman
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>>39365063
*tranny/trap
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anything you do with your sparetime?
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>>39365001
I wish I could try all of those, but it would only work if I had friends to do hobbies with.
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>>39365001
got any other hobby ideas?
all of those sound disgusting, boring and unfun
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>tfw everything I try just reminds me how awful I am at everything and gets me even more depressed
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If you become a quadriplegic, what's the best way to kill yourself?
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>>39364956
Voice command your wheelchair to a highway or a railroad or off a cliff.
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Using a knob or voice command to wheel yourself onto a train track.
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pop a wheelie in a black neighbourhood