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>tfw you've been a NEET so long your mind is starting to slip and you're starting to forget how to even function as a human being
I feel like I'm slowly deteriorating. Most of my memories from the past are leaving me. I've forgotten how to socialize, sometimes I even forget to talk properly. Lately when I'm all alone in my room, I feel like my brain is constantly wanting to daydream and I often lose touch with my surroundings. At night I'll lay in bed and daydream in my own world for hours and hours, not even trying to. It's just the default state of my mind now to not want to remain conscious of reality.
When I'm forced to go outside and travel somewhere, I find it difficult to stay focused on reality. I'll be on the bus, pop in headphones and I'll look out the window and just daydream endlessly. When people talk to me I can barely pay attention to them anymore, my mind always wants to shift elsewhere.
Anyone else having this problem?
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>>36837550
I do but I am ashamed to admit it because you made people with that problem sound like such huge pretentious "deep" faggots I mean holy shit
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>>36837591
There's nothing "deep" about anything I said. I just described what was happening.
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>>36837550
Become a writer then, there's some nice NEETBUX
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Wiccan GF Trying To Hex Me? 2017-05-07 10:56:28 Post No.36837512
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Wiccan GF Trying To Hex Me?
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Sup /r9k/,
OK for starters, I wasn't sure whether to post this here or on /x/, but I figured I'd post it here because everyone on /x/ would side with my GF.
So the situation is my GF is a witch ('wiccan'), which normally wouldn't be a problem except that I believe she's trying to hex me.
Even when we started dating, she had a shrine in her bedroom. Initially, it was just a regular shrine, with candles, pictures of Valarie Solanas, copies of spell books, etc--the usual stuff.
But lately things have been going in a direction that I find worrisome. On her shrine, the pics of Valarie Solanas have been replaced with pics of me with "Xs" cross through them, and she has acquired a copy of "The SCUM Manifesto" with many passages highlighted and notes in the margins. Also, the chants in her spell books that she pays the most intention to are the ones about causing harm to one's BF.
All this behavior is very alarming.
From a robot perspective, is there anything that can be done about this, or is it my fault for getting involved with a succubus.
Pic related, it's what my GF looks like now.
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You can only fight magic with magic
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>>36837512
just give her a lil' smooch on the cheek
that'd be nice don't you think so?
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Run Bill, run.
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why do we allow /cgl/ to exist? That board is nothing but a breeding ground for Stacies. This isn't site for them. They should all just fuck off.
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>>36837495
have you ever been to /cgl/?
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>>36837535
Fuck no. But I've read what it's like
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>>36837495
LIKE OMG CREEP WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME I'M ONLY WEARING THIS TO BE COMFOR- I MEAN TO LOOK LIKE THIS CHARACTER EWWW TYRONE BEAT HIS ASS
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>be me
>have an autistic nigger normie chad older brother
>leave phone in my room to get food
>comes back into my room and find him browsing my phone
>he sees me and starts laughing hard and leaves the room
>picks up my phone and see my trap collection
what do i do? i cant even look at my family anymore
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"thats just for posting online to piss people off, you know what trolling is?"
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You should origianally kill yourself
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I saw trap porn on my uncles phone when I borrowed it. I told my parents a few weeks later but all they said was eww disgusting
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>Wake up
>Go to kitchen
>"Ey anon watchu want fo breakfast?"
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I don't like to eat right after I wake up, it makes me feel sick. Thanks though.
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>>36837447
I like this shilling because black chicks are hella my thing tee bee ayche
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What the fuck is this nigger doing in my house?
Do girls really love
D I C K S
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>>36837401
Yes, some of them do.
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>>36837401
girls love nothing but themselves
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No, not at all.
They view them as tools that make it easier to get what they want, be it money or status. They also use it to reward certain behaviors. They embargo the dick if they don't get what they want.
Cue the betas and roasties saying otherwise
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Why aren't you going into an anime convention and using one of the sluts there?
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I've never really tried to. The last time I went to one I got some hugs and a kiss on the cheek from cute girls but that's about it.
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N-n-no thanks
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>turn 360 and get off escalator
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>2007
>normies arrive to the internet
>abbreviations are now banned, you must type in full sentences
>emote faces such as "xD" and ":P" are now banned because they were part of nerd internet culture
>all original random internet culture users are bullied out of their happy-go-free attitude
>personal webpages ripped down to make way for the Quora/Pinterest/Facebook superhighway
>Video games reduced to a shitty consumeristic media with no real valuable content
Fuck you normies. Fuck you for taking the one place we had, and shitting all over it.
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>>36837301
why cant we co-exist with the normies?
i just want to blend our two species together
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i still use "XD, o.o, ;)" i'm probably the only one who unironically does.
i still see people use ":P". you have to use :P if you want to tease people online but let them know you're teasing or being sarcastic.
i only use them on WoW, i don't even talk to people online anymore, unless it's 4chan and on 4chan you can just post an image reply.
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>>36837341
Idk, ask the normies.
They're the ones that bully the shit out of us for enjoying "nerd" stuff, then later decide it's cool, steal it and fuck it up till it's worthless.
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Would you go back to being a virgin if you could
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>>36837251
>implying i lost my virginity in the first place
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>>36837251
Not sure if I'm onto something here but I have had opportunities to lose my virginity and get gf's in the past which I never pursued because it always seemed empty. Anyways, I feel like if I lost my virginity I would have ended up being a huge degenerate i.e. abusing alcohol and drugs, partying
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this
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I'll be a wizard in a year.
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Question for attractive robots 2017-05-07 10:31:23 Post No.36837229
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>women been openly telling me im handsome all my life
>even guys sometimes
>any enviroment i spend some time at, women start orbiting me
>even have teachers hitting on me
>been told by a lot of people that i have "something special" about me, even in a non sexual way
>often hear from people how a friend of theirs said im hot
>people generally find me intimidating
>im literally just beeing myself, looks wise im 6-7/10
>6'3, fit, broad, tanned from sun, very dark features, deep voiceslavic tho
>never try to impress people or come off in a certain way so i dont know what the hell everyone sees in me
>cannot make peace with the fact that most women want to fuck me because i personally dont see why
>now a 21 yearold virgin
Does anyone else have experience with this? How do i accept this? The only time i know im being a chad is when im drunk, thats when my inner chad comes out and i do whatever the hell i want.
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>>36837229
>slavic tho
That's only a linguistic group. Just say you look like a potato-head Russian, don't get us all a bad name.
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>>36837268
>potato-head
That's primarily Polish feature tho, Russians are visibly less prone to that due to all the admixtures.
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>>36837268
I just explained what i look like and i dont look slavic at all
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>mommy found the semen siphon
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>customers found me crying in the dressing room
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>transdimensional alien uncle found the booger discombobulator
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LMFAO simply epic
Add me to the reddit screenshot please! xD
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>"that" dream again
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>>36837196
>""""""""""""""""That"""""""""""""""""""" dream with crushes i'll never date because manlet 4/10
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>tfw you dream about cuddling her
>tfw you wake up and realizeyou're in her bed and she's sleeping on your arm
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>tfw pic related lol
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>tfw you take the redpill and realize /pol/ was right all along
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>>36837183
>tfw you listen to biased infographics and memes made by people who don't really understand what they are talking about but are good at sounding like they do because that's all they do and you shift your worldview to fit theirs because you're a brainlet and it's easier to blame all of the worlds problems on a single source than to try and comprehend the immense complexity of geopolitics and human social dynamics.
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Bill Nye was the last straw for me. I hereby apologize for shilling for Hillary in 2016.
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>>36837233
>facts are biased
good one
>got prescribed adderall yesterday
>picking up my first script today
Am I finally going to enjoy life?
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For about 3 months. Then it's all over.
Goodbye op
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You still have to exercise restraint and focus your energies on being productive. Otherwise you'll just be watching your animays very intensely.
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I took addies a couple of times. My dick would get so small it was almost impossible to pee normally.
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>tfw you are being a good boy, but it isn't helping
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>>36837111
someday my princess will come and cuddle me
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>i should have talked more in high school
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my heart is drenched in tears. . .