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How do you cure depression robots?
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>>36839594
i just started SSRI's, pray for my dick anon
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Dietary change helped me but it is really strict
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Well you can try to simply go out and pretend to be happy.
Maybe you're actually pretty handsome and have an ok personality outside your own mind. Maybe normies will like you. But even then it might not work.
At the worst, if that fails you'll just relapse back and feel even worse

I like to tell lies to myself that my depression is a 2man job, maybe it is, maybe I just don't want to be cured anymore because the process is more painful than whatever the mess I am right now

All in all best bet is to talk to a professional

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Now that all the muricans and non-european time peoples are awake, we can maybe have a relatively active rose thread
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>>36839593
relatively being the key word

https://youtu.be/Ngr7AjT2Li0
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somebody tell rosenate that if they ever want to visit madrid, I have a spare bed they can use

I'll stay in the sofa like a good cuck
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>>36839747
>relatively being the key word
they always die off really quickly
wtf did you link

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Why is ti that they always try to double down on their own tactics? It isn't working.
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>>36839547
Who the fuck are they and why would they care if robots like black women.
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>>36839570
That's what I'm thinking too, this is supposed to be a board of NEETs who can't get sex, it's just a waste of time all around. What is the advantage of trying to tilt this one board with shit?
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>>36839570
You don't get how this work. It costs them close to nothing to make those threads. If they manage to convince even one person on entire board it's still a win.

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>be me
>going on class trip before graduation at disney (im 18)
>go to epcot, and completely indulge myself at the japan store because it was made for weebs like me
>buy a bunch of anime stuff, the cashiers are all from japan
>the cashier who helps me is super nice, we strike up a small conversation in her broken english and i leave really happy
>hot blonde girl who i have only talked to about 3 times before and met on wednesday says she is in love with me and asked me out, despite me being an autist when we talkes
> might be getting my first gf
Please dont call me a normie or reee get out, share your stories about wjy you are happy today
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>>36839540
I'm glad you're a happy boy!
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i'm pretty happy. i usually am. i had a bad childhood so things always look decent in comparison to that

i stole from my friends yesterday so i feel kinda bad about that. and i need a job so i can buy a new motorcycle. but not working is kinda nice too

other then that, things are ok
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I can't remember a happy memory

It feels weird and abstract and you might not believe me but it just is. I can remember fun but not happiness. Like if those memories have been purged away

I think my memory is giving away

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I want harm to come to others
What is a career path I could choose to help me do this?
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I was thinking actuary or politician might be the easiest ways to cause large scale harm but I don't know if that is personal enough
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>>36839507
Not sure what its called in english but there is a guy that can come to you when you are not paying debts/rent and can make your life a living hell/make sure you will never recover for the rest of your life financially
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Professor/teacher

Break some students idk

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>you will never be 15 and in love
>lying in the grass a hot summer night, looking at the stars, talking freely about whatever comes to mind
>not worrying about the rent, bills, student loans
>your only worry in life is how to cheat on that test on monday
>you will never take a young, tight, fierce girl's virginity, and see her look into your eyes and say "i love you"
>you will never have a girl around you each day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fucking
>you're in your twenties now
>need to have a job
>need to be serious now
>all the good girls are taken
>maybe you'll get an ok one at last
>she's already experienced all those feelings before, and is now just detached and bitter
>she's already had multiple relations
>tfw you never had a teenage love
>tfw you never got to experience the most beautiful thing in your entire life
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>tfw you never had friends as a teenager
>tfw you never went on adventures exploring places
>tfw you never went to other kid's houses to play video games
>tfw life was already gray and dull by the time you were 12
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>>36839504
>you never got to experience the most beautiful thing in your entire life

Wait. That line is usually in reference to having/raising a child.
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>>36839504
I'll be blunt. I really think the 80s and 90s really fuck the scene up with people dating, that's when the whole "what's the rush?" shit started and more and more of culture was pushing you not to focus on dating because of the "overpopulation" scare.
I mean the average age of marriage between the 1950s and the 1980s was 21. (18 for women, 22 for men) with the highest rate of Marriage being 1986. A chart in 2004 showed that people in the country across all ages that never married once was in the single digits.
Now the average age for marriage is 27 and we are at an all time low for dating let alone marriage. I really think they should have kept the dogma of the early 20th century around that your purpose was to find a mate, a lifestyle and work all before you hit 24. As it stands everyone is so directionless that most fail basic shit like OPs example of just spending time with a girl.

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Just curious - assuming you had the opportunity, how many of you would permanently squander your superior European genetics by procreating with an Iranian female?
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>>36839482
would squander my genes deep inside of her tobequitehonesto
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>>36839482
As long as you have at minimum 2 kids it wouldn't be squandering. European genes would still exist, just at half-fold. Have 2 kids and it will be equivalent to a white kid being in the gene pool
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mike is such a fucking cuck

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What do you think of metal music? Are you a fan, or were you ever?

It's a stereotype but I do feel like metal is something most robots would probably find appealing, since metal bands tend to hate women or at least not respect them
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>>36839470
I just like guitar solos. Why does a genre of music trigger you so much you have to bring misogyny up?
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Never liked metal

I'll probably gonna sound like fedora tipping neckbeard but I just like to listen to some piano covers

They make me feel calm and don't distract from my self pitying thoughts
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I primarily listen to metal, mostly "underground" Black and Atmospheric Black lately. I try not to limit myself and become a Euronymous worshipping retard so have been branching out into indie, alternative and more acoustic music (not a hipster i swear)

What do you lot think of this?
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>>36839452
Yeah dude the only reason you educate your daughter is so that another man will "enjoy fucking her in every hole"

What the fuck? This is your problem with women, /r9k/. You are all fucking retarded and can't see women as equals. This attitude permeates to every in-depth interaction you have with women and they can sense that you resent them.
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>>36839452
this fucking shit thread again

the mental gymnastics anyone would have to go through to come to the conclusion that having a daughter = cuckold are beyond logic
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and having a son is prepping the bull?

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Fembots if your only shot at being with the man you love was being a side hoe would you do it?
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>>36839427
That pic is a boy.
I don't get why you fuckers save so many pictures of degenerate mentally ill men that mimic female behavior.
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>>36839454
wat no dis a girl.
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>>36839454
Hip/waist ratio is clearly that of a girl(female)

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1. less likely to die from a bullet wound
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>>36839306
There are no reasons. It's harder to save you and gunshots rely on tissue damage. You'll die just as quick
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2. You're gonna die sooner
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>>36839306
>Incorporated cushion on your ass for sitting comfortably anywhere
>Resistant to famine
>Belly works as a table when sitting down (skellies can't even imagine how convenient it is lmao)
>Chubby chaser gfs
>Body positivity movement
>Everyone gives you food

Being fat is great.
t. 6'1" 378lbs

who /child abuse/ here?

how many are coddled neets?
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I feel bad for my parents that they had a son like me, they deserved better
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>>36839300
are they good people? do you still live at home?
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>>36839323
They are most definitely good people. I live at a dorm in uni.

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I'm sorry Anon, I only date wagies
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Wew, bullet dodged.
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uhhh no. i didnt say date. i said quick fuck. can we do that?
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>>36839298

You're lying if you wouldn't

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have a great sunday anon
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but its monday my man
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>>36839256
What did the anonymous user mean by this?
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>>36839269
thats it's monday today my fine friend

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Pepe is sad, he is starting to lose his will to live, where is his best friend Wojak in his hour of need?
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He is trying to be there for pepe
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>>36839188

Its getting worse people
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It's too late, he have up, he decided to join his friend Wojak.

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