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>>39366490
Pic is not thicc that's fat

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>tfw not big enough to satisfy a thicc bitch

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>>39366538

Tfw 7 inch dick but fat with a FUPA so it swallows up like 2 inches and basically gives me a 4-5 inch baby dick.

>>39366413
Being given birth to. Also witnessing this shit thread.

Just your bad posting.

I got my bike stolen by a dindu once

>>39366353
Yeah but onaholes are better

>>39366353
Incredible compared to your hands. The enveloping warm wetness and the thrusting makes is another experience entirely.

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I love mine.

>tfw can barely use it because still live with family.

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>>39366214
Where tf did their legs go

Whoa, op. This is hot as fuck, where do I sign up?

>>39366214
This looks massively uncomfortable... Not to mention sweaty as all hell.

>>39366197
I look okay not too fat or too skinny although the face is the problem

Chubby bordering average. Still got those love handles bleh.

>>39366197
this picture is cute

no not yet. i have weird bicep and back insertions too so when i get lean my legs and abs will be the best part. i have decent delts and traps though which are more important than biceps.

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>>39366130
She's not 4/10 and she's very photogenic.

Social media is cancer and has inflated the egos of women. A fat hambeast thinks she's entitled to a Chad now.

>>39366130
As a woman I've never met a female with natural beauty like I've with men. it's all about makeup. When I was young I always wondered why females wasted so much time and money in that.

A teeny tiny manlet

>>39366113
Fat and baby faced. Probably has a small penis.

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>>39366113
Nu-male at it's best.

Time. There is no cheap way to get the feelings of liking someone in a romantic way off your chest. It will pass.

>>39366138
ive had this crush for 3 years now and it doesnt seem to be going anywhere

>>39366179
Then you are one of the more feminine men who act like women at this particular matter, meaning you won't just get over it. I'd say engange with other people, but since this is the board it is, there may be some problem with that one too.

same except im moving to wisconsin next month

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>>39366062
Mom's Basement

I just want my room back anon

Australia

Just travelling the world bringing love and tidbits of wisdom. Finally settling down in a small country town in the U.K.

If not, California.

N-No. I mean, do whatever you want, I can't stop you

>>39366050

So you bully yourself and punch yourself every time you see a mirror?

Take the blackpill instead. It's much better.

slavemasaters think they're entitled to our sperm
to produce their next batch of yoked yokels
throw your yoke for waifu only in lewd revolt

>>39366183
ah nuts, that last 'yoke' should be 'yolk'
back to the whipping post for me

because people said so

what did you expect there to be some form of logic behind it? normies just hate what everyone else hates

>>39365913
to be honest, yes they do disgust me anon. yes they do.

yes, they do
origibani

>>39365913
i saw this thread on fit

oh noo an email address
who cares

>>39365839
what are you trying to achieve? just making a fellow robot feel even worse? you are no different from the normies and roasties. KYS

>when you sign up for neetbux with your wacky email from when you were 12

>>39365836
I had a dream where I was training my mom in bdsm and she was my sub. I was shoving pool balls up her bag and squeezing her tits, and telling her she was a good girl for doing what I told her... was really fucked up

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my latest dream was transforming into a girl, getting dressed up in full thot attire to go to a party, and i ended up getting forced into a blacked bbc gangbang.

i don't know this dream means

if thats your mom I had a dream i fisted her to the elbow.

Life never gets better, but it's also what you make of it. Stop masturbating so much and literally do anything else.

>>39365823
if you believe the ride will ever end let me tell you: it won't. sorry to be this blunt anon

>>39365823
>that shit would end at mid 20.
Not if you don't get your shit together. People these days seem to think that you wake up one day, grow a mustache and become a man. You have to work yourself up to that point.