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If you dont like THICC you're a low test beta faggot
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>>36847009
this makes my penor hurt
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>>36847009
The overall shape looks nice, but the details look like marshmallows.
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>>36847009
BRRRRAAAAPFFF
>tihihi i shouldnt have eaten those tacos today

Pfftffff BRRAAAAAPFFF

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>have a ghost pepper seed stuck to my asshole
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Well I have an ass hole stuck to my ghost pepper seeds!
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Ill take the bait, how did it happen
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>>36846951
Put some bengay on it to cool it down

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Who else /hipster/ ?

What music have you been listenin to and what books have you been readings and why have I never heard of them ?
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I'm listening to Mitski and Peach Kellli Pop lately, and reading Hannah Arendt.

It feels good to be a hipster desu.
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My sister called me a hipster because I was listening to R.E.M. Yes, she's fucking retarded
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Is it still being a hipster if you genuinely enjoy the content and you're not forcing yourself to acquire a taste for it?

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I've been in prison for 9 months

What has happened to eggman ?
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>>36846759
Hopefully dead and never coming back
because he's a tripfagging cuck who fucks dudes.
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>>36846810
>fucks dudes.

OH , mein nigger
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>>36846759
Just streams on YouTube

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>Like this nice girl for quite a while
>This guy is constantly circling around her
>Trying his best to win her over
>She's not giving in
>But she slowly starts to
>You accept that she's into him and not you
>You watch them kiss
>She turns around and tells you how she's not sure she likes him
>If she doesn't like him then what does that mean she thinks of you?
Women purposefully make you feel like dirt to lift their own egos or alternatively are just insensitive morons
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>>36846655
You're her gay best friend. I think it's time you come out as not being gay to her...
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>>36846712
I'm extremely homophobic and she knows I'm not gay
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Long story short, artificial selection. Goes back to caveman days

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I was with a QT innocent virgin girl, I hurt her and made her cry and she left me months ago

I can get any girl I want now but I can only think about her

This is worse than being a robot
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tell me, how did you make her cry?
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>>36846671
I was fucking around with her and playing with her emotions, and then I did something bad
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>>36846733
give me the story, the full story and nothing less.

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How're you guys holding up?
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I'm still wondering if Tsuki would count as a schizo. He has a following, after all.
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How often do other schizobots get psychosis? For me it happens only with years between.
I do have a bit of positive schizotypy like stuff going on between them. Sometimes I think stuff is directed to me when that is incredibly unlikely.

I knew a guy in one of the thousand studies I attempted that had psychosis on a weekly basis.
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>>36846619
Meh. Getting admitted in 2 days to avoid homellessnes

What exactly is she doing here ?
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>>36846608
she is reading in a position that she finds comfortable
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>>36846608
calling out for chad
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>>36846608
She's appropriating my culture by man spreading

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>she is really into Dr. Who or other surface level science fiction.
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>her parents are divorced oringialinio
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>she is really into horses oringialio postio pls
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>>36846761
This is a red flag for anyone, man or woman.

Divorced families should be rounded up into camps, so we don't have to put up with them.

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ITT: Useful tips for masturbation for lonely women.
> Do you know about the frozen nail polish one?
Pls, penetration out, protect your maiden femanon heart.
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grills masturbate? why not just text chad? I know you roastie sluts are dumb but surely you're not that dumb
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>>36846727
> Implying men are able to make women orgasm.
You are the dumb one.
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>>36846573
>Useful tips for masturbation for lonely women
buy a sex toy, get a dildo or, if you're afraid of penetration, a vibrator, stick it on your clit
one of the variable-speed ones stops you from overstimulation like the cheap ones

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Do you think you'll ever be able to live "normal" life? Have a family and such?
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not really, then again I don't want to
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>>36846500
he looks way too normal and happy for that mess
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>>36846500
is that myspace tom?

i hate crying everyday
he told me im useless and dont do anything and was telling me to end myself
i hate crying. i wish i had a mommy
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>>36846496
Oh, Anon~
You'll make me cry! ;_;
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I want to befriend and betray OP so that he will make threads about me every day
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please do not listen to aya
he is saying things that aren't true to hurt you

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>dad keeps telling me to "grow up" and get a job
>I'm only 20 years old
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Wow what a big meanie
Take a doodoo in his shoes
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>>36846494
unless you're still studying i agree with him...
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>>36846540
Fuck off dumbass

orignal

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>yesterday
>at a bar with my family
>see a cute girl
>go through my crippling anxiety somehow and ask a waitress to get her number for me
>the waitress returns me with the number
>go home happy, finally something goes right
>fast forward to today
>hit up girl on chat
>she says that she has a boyfriend, which she had a fight with, and only gave her number out of education

I mustered up so much courage for nothing, guys. Why does this have to happen?
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Good job anon. Don't lose your momentum, use this partial victory to propel yourself forward.
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Good job, at least you had the courage to do something. I regret not asking this qt cashier for her number
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>out of education

wat

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Come watch the Dragon Loli with us!

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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Bumperano for comfy sunday
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Humans are terrifying.
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I wish I could, OP. I wish I could. But Im busy. ;_;

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