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The elliot rodger episode of Law And Order is on lol.

You guys worship that queer? Lol how pathetic
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>>36849314
I don't think anyone here legitimately worships him
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>>36849328
speak for yourself, normalfuckingfaggot.
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>>36849314
What's the episode called? I think I saw that one.

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How much do you weigh? Oreo
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117 lbs.

Reganu
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148 lbs a year ago i was 115. Getting fit hsd really helped with some of my anxiety.
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>>36849300
about the same as this guy

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I want to die
Im not depressed or anything
I'm not fat, short or insecure
I'm just tired of life
it's boring af
I don't like people
I'm not looking forward to anything
just wanna die
whatever
Anyone else feels the same?
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>>36849268
yes
originalarino pastarinao
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>>36849268
Dude ,
I just fucking went on /r9k/ ,
And was abot to post something similar...

Let's do it , we've seen everything already
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>>36849268
I don't want to deal with life, but I fear death too much to kill myself.
I can't imagine dying, it terrifies me, this is why I put up with all the shit life is throwing at me and everyone else.
At least I'm still existing in this pointless world.

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how do I max out my erection and keep it up?

I feel like porn and jelquing might of ruined my dick
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Try diphenhydramine (Benadryl, Gravol) about 500-700 mg will do it. Have fun!
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stop jerking off and looking at porn
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>>36849240
exercise, you computer chair-bound sack of soft flesh.

Your cardiovascualar system is too weak to provide enough blood flow to keep your dick hard.


Porn and porn culture is also bad as well.

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Weekend Edition: To someone who may or may not read it
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K

I wish I didn't do this every single fucking time I saw this thread.
Let me die, please.

D
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dear daddy ,

https://youtu.be/xtLCZ2_-Beg


love,
your little
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the weekend is over

Anybody here ever done it with an escort?
How was it?
I got put on antidepressants and instead of giving me limp dick they've made me unbearably horny.
I've been jerking off like 6 or 8 times a day and seriously need some female company.
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Just smoke some weed instead.

1 hour with an escort = 1 oz of indoor bud
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yeah it can be pretty fun really expensive though.

last time I did it was a few years ago, decided its not worth the legal risk.
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>>36849332
Won't that just make me wank more?

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I need help robots.

I can't stop counting surveillance cameras. I'm fucking addicted to finding all the cameras in a certain location and spend hours upon hours per day looking. This game sucks, but I can't stop.

>Captcha: Select all the Security Cameras
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>>36849032
Is it a compulsion or do you have a reason?
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>>36849032
travel to london, they have a lot of cameras there!
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>>36849032
Gouge your eyes out. Works every time

im gonna post my favorite pics in here. enjoy and contribute.
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its funny how eliza got orbiters whhile blantantly loving her bf.

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>tfw can't get dubs
Why even live?
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>>36848860
dubs aren't even that cool dude
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Here, have mine
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>>36848860
Check em
r3333333
Ori

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Whats the closest you ever got to sex with a girl?
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>>36848826
Sex with a girl.
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never even been in the same room with a girl.
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>>36848826
Sex with a guy.
He said it wasn't gay if I was wearing a dress.

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I'm finally starting to understand how MJ felt, we just never belonged in this demented, white dominated society. Curse the Portuguese for starting the Trans-Atlantic slave trade, at least the Arabs had the decency to sterilize their slaves
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>>36848822
Literally all of Michael Jackson's problems came from his insanely abusive father beating him so hard that little Michael couldn't escape the trauma and grew up into a bona fide insane, drug-addicted pedophile, despite having the resources to pay for psychiatric care that probably could have assuaged some of his more batshit behaviors (e.g. dangling his son out a window; taking huge doses of IV propofol for keks)
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>>36848986
Well, he still had some time left in him, in which he liked making music and all the rest. Then came the accusations of child molestation since little Michey was fucked up and there goes Michael
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>white dominated society
>understand how MJ felt
Try again.

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Chad here, playing bdsm with your oneitis. Why arent you doing anything about it?
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>>36848767
clean your fucking room you disgusting faggot
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>>36848767

>oneitis

I'm not 12 anymore.
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>>36848808
Wooow thats the only thing you noticed in the pic? No wonder you're still a virgin

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Kann nicht schlafen wegen der scheiss Jugos draussen. Wien kotzt mich sowas von an.
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Waehl halt strache du dumme schwuchtel
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>>36848859
Ich kann als Deutscher in Oesterreich nicht waehlen du Hohlbrot.
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Polizei ist dein freund und helfer

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Guys what is this on my ass it's really uncomfortable
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there's someone out there that has a fetish for that and wants to cum on it
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Guessing an external hemorrhoid. I'm not a doctor though. Go see one, no need to be embarrassed they deal with prolapses and fissures all the time.
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>>36848755
It's hemorrhoids (stage 1 or so).

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/pol/ here why haven't you lazy fucks got off your fat asses and got a job yet?
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>>36848720
I do have a job you smug fuck
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Still in fucking highschool. trying not to become a steel worker
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>>36848720
Affirmative action will encourage store owners to hire anyone but me. Plus I have no marketable skills above anyone else. Every Job I that i got interviewed for would interfere with my school schedule.

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