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http://discord.orbitchan.org
Please join to give all the lonely girls in this server attention

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is long hair red pilled?

i feel that it shows you're genetically superior to other males due to not balding, especially if you're approaching mid 20's

what's your opinion.

t. currently month 8 of growing my hair out.

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>Be at home while parents are gone
>Every now and then I get a prostitute to come over
>I got "Cindy" (don't know her real name), who is in her late twenties roughly, brunette and has fake tits
>I've been with other hookers but she is both the one I lost my virginity to and the one I get the most (nine times in total)
>Anyway, we were having sex in my room and I was getting close to climaxing and was really loud
>Heard footsteps in the hall outside but was too focused on fucking to care
>Afterwards I realized my parents came home early and heard me and Cindy doing it
>We got dressed quickly and I told her I'd give her an extra $20 if she pretended to be my gf on the way out
>That amounted to her smiling at my parents and kissing me on the way out
>I didn't want them to find out she was a hooker and feared they suspected
>Instead they seemed really impressed that I'm finally "going out of the house" and there's probably images of grandkids dancing in their heads
>I make up a huge story on the spot that she's my gf, and they want me to invite her over to dinner
>I get a hold of her the next day and she agrees to it, at the same rate I'd have paid her for sex
>We have dinner and conversation that's pretty much all lies
>My parents decide to leave the house for a while so we could "spend time together"
>Cindy says that if I want sex it'll cost me more since I really only paid for her being a "fake girlfriend"
>I pay and we go to my room and have sex

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One, two, suckle my poo

Now YOUR turn!

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You there, anon

Post what you're listening to and no one gets hurt

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Last one ( >>36822111 ) was getting close to the bump limit.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-male-genital-mutilation-infant-circumcision-illegal

Please sign and tell your friends. Let's see if we can get to 100K sigs by next month. It's a tall order but it's not impossible.

Nontherapeutic male circumcision needs to end.

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Do you want kids? Yes/No and why.

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How do MGTOW? How do I become redpilled?

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>at campus dining hall
>been in my room all day with the lights off
>headphones, hoodie, no desire to be outside other than for my evening meal
>need to spread out my meals because I'm taking antibiotics, so I had to eat a bit later than I would've liked
>starting to get busy with normalfags getting their din-din
>barely manage to find an empty table in the corner of the room
>thank fuck
>have a nice meal while my headphones block out the rumble of normie speak
>about 3/4ths finished my food
>someone sits at my table adjacent to me
>strong feeling of uneasiness comes over me
>start wanting to eat faster
>feel genuinely uncomfortable with someone watching me eat
>heart rate increases
>finish meal and rush out
>get back to room
>throw on pajamas and curl up at my laptop

I know being around normies makes me anxious and agitated, but this makes my situation a whole lot worse. How am I supposed to eat out with family or even in public by myself? Thank fuck I'm dropping out after this semester, but I think I'm fucked for the future.

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>ITT: Post Kissable QTs

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>l-look at all these c-comics i got today anon! I hope you don't think I'm too n-nerdy! :3

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About 3 weeks ago, I got my first taste of cuddling with a girl, and ever since then I've been thirsty as fuck for just a couple more minutes of it. Girl won't do it again, and I don't even wanna try asking and risk being seen as a thirsty virgin (which really is what I am, but whatever).
So now I get to add this thirst for cuddling to my list of problems and complications in life that won't let me live a stress-free life, or at least a life with minimal stress.
I wish I had never got the cuddles and continued to be in ignorance about it, but now that I know how great it is, I don't want anything else.

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What's the secret to enjoying life when you have a full time job?

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I'm white but really attracted to black and mixed women

What did I mean by this?

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What is your opinion on earth, do flat-fags have a point? or are they stupid?