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>post old pictures of yourself thread
>highschool/awkward years/ whatever
ill start
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>>36850851
You are checking them the wrong way
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>>36850851
what the fuck are you tho bro?
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>>36850897
fixed, C H E C K E M

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pic related originaki flambe
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>>36850839
You will get nothing from me except my mandatory disgust.
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Ur mum gaye nigga why you do that
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>>36850839
replyeyeayeye

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I showed my normie friend this board and he couldn't stop laughing his ass off at us.

He said to get a girl, all you had to do was be a guy. Don't be clingy, and put the girl on the pedestal. Also said working out helped. And that we are making this way harder than it is.

Part of me believes that.

It shouldn't be this hard.

Maybe it's not the girls.

Maybe it's us?
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It's definitely my own fault, man. I can't blame anyone else but myself.
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>>36850792
You are operating under 2 false assumptions
>that i cant get pussy
>that i want pussy

Pussy is no thang. I am not in good place to be fucking around and catching feelings and whatnot again.

Fuck all that.
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>I'm short
>I'm ugly
>I'm a poor boy from a poor family
>I'm potatoes

yea, nah, it just doesn't play out like Chads ands Brads lead you to believe

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WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A GF? EVERYONE MAKES IT LOOK EASY

IM FUCKING SICK OF BEING ALONE FUCK
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I know that feel my friend.

i'm 20yo and i'm sick. i want a gf

gf

fuck
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>>36850757

you're probably retarded somehow
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>>36850757
You're just being too picky m9

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So i'm 19 robot virgin and I got an escort to you know.. do the business and shit but I couldn't get it hard. This is really worrying i'm already facing problems with getting an erection at 19 years of age? am I fucked?
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Probably just nerves, you're all good
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>>36850745
I couldn't get hard with an escort and thought I was a fag, turns out I have to know the girl first and bantz before my dick is diamonds. Casual sex isn't for me.
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>>36850745
>you know.. do the business and shit
You're already a lost cause

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>tfw no tall, dark, and handsome bf

sigh
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>>36850657
Don't you mean tall, dark and nigger? Can't have it both ways
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do you think they even have sex? she must literally get broken in half.
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>>36850657
who's that guy in background?

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evening gents, tonight I nearly lost the big V. met a girl on badoo, wanted to fuck that night, gave me her address. drove for over an hour following satnav and it took me to the wrong address. with no phone data I was left stranded and hard. post below times you nearly came close. pic related is her
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OP here, she has agreed to try again tuesday night. wish me luck chaps
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>>36850603
that's a man, nice bait, try harder next time...
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>>36850688
why is it you people are obsessed with traps, she sent me one of her cunt

I don't understand the mentality of people that say college will only grant them a crippling debt.

The one true certainty that I can see is that they'll never have a good job related to a degree. They effectively lock themselves out of a better pay check, etc by their own inaction.

I believe the only people that never get jobs from their line of work are people that go for degrees that need masters (they also never go back to school), and people that don't attain internships.

I believe it's worth it. You're best off doing it when you're a young person on top of this.

Even if you come from a poor background, you're still slated for something good if you take a risk on education.

I see way too many people using /r9k/ to affirm their choice to not attend school. It's a wise investment.
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The true hilarity is that people generally grab links from articles written by people that attended college to refute this.

Every article you see on the internet about how "it's way too much money!" is crafted by people that went to school.

I can't shake the feeling that a fool takes fears and doubts as fact.
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>>36850599
As an unemployed person with a B.S. in math who couldn't get an internship and apparently can't get a job I would say your recommend is a little Pollyanaish.
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>>36850680
that makes no sense. why does going to college mean you aren't allowed to criticize it? wouldn't you know better by actually experiencing it?

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are teeth whitening strips a meme or do they work? I am on a bit of a self-improvement kick and started shaving my neckbeard off and getting regular haircuts and grooming myself and want to fix up my teeth,
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go to dentist
get deep cleaning
buy electric toothbrush
get dentist to BLECH teeth
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>>36850645
You, sir, have one the internet!
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>>36850587
I tried them a few years back and was disappointed. I think they did make a bit of a difference, but it was hard to tell and it didn't seem worth the money.

I agree with >>36850645 that you're better off going to a dentist and getting it done properly.

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Just moved into my own apartment

feels good, AMA
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>>36850581
Step by step, how did you do it? Also how good does being liberated from your parents feels like?
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I did that for two years. I still hate myself for it. $20k down the drain, just so I don't have to deal with mommy on occasion.
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>>36850633
I just got a decent full-time job. Pays well but I dread waking up every weekday. At least I was even able to buy a $2000 PC.

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Do fembots wish they were her?
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>>36850568
I'm a maleanon (male) and I wish I was her.
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No, my dad bullied me into never ever dating black guys.
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>>36850568
fembot (male) here. and yes i very much do

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Any comfy games you can recommend? Preferably sandbox or building games
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>>36850492
Video game tycoon is pretty comfy
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Gta online is pretty comfy, just turn voice chat off and play on passive for maximum comfy
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>>36850492
Stardew valley is a pretty good game and is also very comfy. I like to play it after work to just wind down.

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i feel so sick
somebody please help me
i cant go anywhere
hate this
want to just die already
Ayas never coming back
im so tired. my friends are tired of me crying
i cant control it whats wrong with me
i just want to end it it hurts everywhere
just want a parent at least my parents are gone
forever
my grandma too i cant scream for help
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>>36850489
Who are you my friend?

Im here to help you, get that off your chest!
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crying about dead relatives won't help you get attention
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>>36850489
i'll never get tired of you, will always be your mom and be there when you need me, that's a promise.

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>tfw you block all your internet friends because you made them feel uncomfortable
anyone else know this feel? i need closure.
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>>36850480
Never done it to all but ive done it to a few. Practically threw my spaghetti at this girl i had known. For about a year blocked her after it.
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>>36850480
I sorta get that feel
>tfw removed internet friend because I realized how much stress I was causing him when he worried about me
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>>36850480
i blocked a guy cause i thought i was annoying him
felt bad after

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Anon, its summer, why are you spending your time in your room?
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>>36850423
I just had some really bad curry
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>he doesn't realize NOBODY likes OP
>OP is me
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>>36850423
Coal burners are way lower than dog fuckers.

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