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Is there really someone out there for everyone?
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This is why trannies and homos are good.
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I suppose the gays even it out.
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Probably, that doesn't mean you'll ever meet them
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*yawns and stretches*
Ahhh. Oh, why, hello there little wagie. Have you enjoyed your weekend free from slavery? Well, I sure hope you did. Your free time is over now. Better get to bed soon! You know what they say: another day, another dollar.
And me? Oh, I'm just collecting my neetbux. My savings is over 50k now, I sleep most of the day, and I have nothing to worry about besides my waifu. Work reaaaaally hard for me this week, okay? I've got checks to collect!
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>>36854513
Yeah, had a great weekend. Just finished finals at my university (a lot of work, but rewarding and now my time to relax is even more better). Gonna relax this week then start my part time job so I can afford whatever I want for Uni next semester, after all. Next time you should make up a more believable savings number rather than an absurd 50k. Unless you're 40 and have wasted your entire life already
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Why do you make these threads?
It's not like I choose to have a fucking job. I have a job because otherwise I'd starve to death. Fuck you. I wish I could still be NEET.
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>>36854513
>work on weekends
>have mondays-fridays off
>live in parents house
>only expense is vidya
feels good man
anyone here into shortstacks?
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>>36854489
Yes, absolutely. Shortstacks are amazing.
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of course, oregami.
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>>36854525
>>36854533
where do i find shortstacks bros?
This is Tanner's board now
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>>36854479
I welcome our new overlord. Sup Tanns?
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>>36854687
It's Tanner, fucker. Never call me Tanns agains.
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>>36854716
c'mon Tanns, we got off on the wrong foot
It's a dark day, my fellow Anons.
They killed him and we have to either avenge him or bring him back.
The cartoonist who made Pepe killed him.
Now, we fight back. Kekistan shall go to WAR!
We will not let the NORMIES and Tumblrs have what they want!
We shall start many raids!
It is time that 4Chan makes the perfect storm.
The storm that will avenge our hero, Pepe the Frog!
I know, his death. I know it feels bad man... But we are the going to AVENGE our Pepe!
We will do our best to bring him back.
I have some ideas on how we can achieve avangation of Pepe.
We can conduct raids.
We will raid things like;
Matt Furie's social media profiles.
The people who hate Pepe.
and Tumbr, simply because they are libtards and libtards hate Pepe.
This is war! Pack your tendies, piss jugs, and your most offensive rare Pepes!
WE WILL RAID LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
AND WHEN WE WIN, WE WILL FEAST ON TENDIES!
Our battle cry will be...
AVENGE OUR PEPE!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEE
pic related btw
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A little late on the news but
F
Post frogs you made or frogs you've saved over the years in memorance
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>raids
kill you are self my man.
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NYPA you fucking nerd
go jerk off to some cartoons
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nofap experiences
I'm on day one it sure is boring
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>>36854435
I've been on nofap since new year's day.That doesn't mean I haven't fapped.
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>>36854435
Did it for like 8 months. Not a single change in my life.
If you are a robot it's not because you masturbate
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don't do it if you're not serious about it, otherwise, it's just wasted time.
good luck, anon.
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How do you guys deal with the emptiness?
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I masturbate until I'm too tired to care.
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>>36854434
I imagine I'm somebody else and *boom* I feel much better about myself.
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stare at the walls of my bubble
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>want a cute kitty so at least I can have something in life that gives companionship
>I'm allergic to kitties
kill me
dog is too much responsibility I would end up killing it by accident
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cats reek of piss and shit. why would you ever want one?
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>>36854482
If you get them neutered and train them to use the litterbox properly, they're fine.
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>>36854482
l like kitties
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>live at home
>mom always cooked meals for me or I went to fast food places
>just got kicked out and now I'm in a smol apartment by myself
>called mom and asked if she would cook me a dinner
>she said no, go to grocery store and make my own food
how do grocery stores work i've never been there before? I dont want to starve but I can't afford eating out every day now
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>>36854410
do you not have take away/out restaurants where you live?
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>>36854429
I dont think I can afford going there for every meal now
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>>36854410
>go to grocery store
>find food
>put it in your basket
>go to cashier
>pay for food
>take it home
>eat it
I belief in u anon e mouse
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Do I have the greatest pick up line known to man?
>say "you know..." to hone in on her to make it seem like I'm about to write a unique message
>copy and paste my line, pick three things out of her profile and pasts it I to my message
>profit
Join me.
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>use good opener on dating site
>put penis in vagina
>?????
Fuckyes OP thank you for figuring it out for me.
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>>36854393
this is the most autistic thing I've read on this board today, good job.
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>>36854393
Damn...this thing works.I said it to a girl I know and she commited auicide.
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Perfect women dont ex-
>Christian
>Conservative
>10/10
>Happy
>Horror-Fan
>Doesn't Like Anime
>Doesn't Like Degeneracy
>Traditionalist
>Pro-Life
>Pro-Meat
>Likes Miniatures
Got a better one?
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I literally don't give a shit about any of these attributes as long as the girl is not a total whore. This is why you all don't have gf's.
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>>Christian
>Conservative
>10/10
So she is a turbo slut.
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>>36854378
>>Doesn't Like Anime
literally a downside.
kill yourself, you fucking redditor.
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my mommy is living my life for me and I hate it :(
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>>36854331
Details ?? ???????? ???
Muted .
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>>36854365
- I'm going to school to be a software engineer. I hate it and want nothing to do with working with computers for a living. She wants me to do it, so I'm doing it.
- I'm not allowed to not be a Christian. It is mandatory that I write songs about God and sing them in church every Sunday. I don't want to be a Christian anymore. I tried telling her that once as a teenager but it didn't work out very well at all and I do not want to have to go through that again.
- She basically controls every other aspect of my life, from who I am allowed to be friends with to what career choices I make, my political opinions and my religion. I have no freedom and I hate it.
As soon as I move out, I might just ghost and change my name and start over.
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>>36854930
Your mother is a fucking retard who doesn't realize that by forcing God into people's lives, it makes people hate him. Argue that you need to find God on your own.
so after I had a panic attack the other day I've been trying to put together a youtube playlist of videos that help me rationalize things and think clearly, will any of you help?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM06o26PCDQ
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>>36854293
i can't think of anything right now
but i might if you tell me the source on the vampire cutie
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>>36854514
its a trap fampai
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>>36854618
fuck
oh well, if you got the name you might as well send it my way anyway
as for clearing your mind up meditation is good for that
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Should i go to a bar tonight ?
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>>36854290
>Let's shit up this board by posting BLACKED and queerbait everyday
FTFY
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>>36854290
Why? Are you gonna talk to anyone?
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>>36854323
to get drunk; I will talk to the bar tender a bit and probably no one else
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Who here not a robot but not a normie?
>have group of friends, but I'm always the one who has to go ask them to hang out
>people don't mind me around, but they still say I'm weird as fuck
>can't get 6/10s but can get 5/10s and below if I try
>can't maintain a relationship because I act like an autist sometimes
>say and act like a retard but can be "cool" sometimes
>people talk shit about me but they say good things too sometimes
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You sound pretty normie
>have group of friends, but I'm always the one who has to go ask them to hang out
>have group of friends
Stop. Don't be saying you're not a normie when you have a social circle. Why are you even here?
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>>36854209
>he thinks he's not a normie
you are severely mistaken
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You sound like me, just without depression and anxiety