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>be 2014, aunt and uncle die in a car crash
>mom takes in their druggie daughter "until she gets on her feet"
>she never fucking does
>shes 28, college drop out, no job, and dating a nigger
>dresses like pic related
>lazy slob leaves mess everywhere
>found condom wrappers in the bathroom once
>no doubt she brought a nigger over
>even gave up my room so she can have it
>sharing one with bro now
>3 years of no privacy, barely sleep cause bro snoring
>family dinner at olive garden tonight
>cousin is being picky, slobby, and loud
>wont even get off her phone the entire time
>has a fucking phone convo for 10 mins while were eating
>not even talking on the phone, she is fucking YELLING SO THE WHOLE RESTARUANT CAN HEAR HER
>complains to the waiters her food is cold and salty
>tell her to shut up and stop acting like a child
>she throws a fucking piece of lettuce at me
>throw a breadstick at her and call her a slut
>"anon if you got more sex you would be happier, you just need to stop being a loser"
>"fuck you, if you werent such a used up stupid slut you wouldnt be a lazy bitch living off of us"
>mom tells me to shutup and have some respect
>ffs what the fuck
>storm the fuck out of there
>go smoke a cig
>try to calm down before i hit her
>bro comes out to comfort me
>we sit on curb outside waiting for them to finish so we can leave
>mom and cousin come out 15 mins later and she gives me a nudge
>"oh you know i didnt mean that anon"
>dont touch me
>"omg this is why you're always single LMAO"
>mom fucking laughs
>push cousin and she falls on the street
>she has a bruise on her elbow
>"anon! get in the car right now i cannot believe you just did that!"
>tell them both to fuck off and order an uber instead

im fucking shaking right now i dont want to go home what if i hurt her i hate this fucking whore and my delusional mother i fucking hate women

>inb4 just fuck her!
i'd rather kill her
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Where are you rn anon?
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Sorry Anon, best wishes to you
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>>36857846
Poast pics of her

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do you guys ever just find something and realize how completely absurd the internet is

we live in an environment where everything online is "normal" even when it's totally fucking bizarre

like look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTPdakOtxwc
this is a video showing a real life woman in a field copying a computer generated anime girl's dance, including leeks, to a very high degree of precision. the music playing is a computer-generated japanese girl's voice singing a traditional finnish a cappella song from the early 20th century, which is only popular because roughly a decade ago, someone set this music to a short clip from bleach. all of the comments are in spanish for some reason.
more than 5 million people have watched this video

do any of you guys ever have moments like this where you legitimately disengage from the experience of being online for a moment to go "what the fuck is happening with the internet man"
i know being jaded and unexcited is the dominant mode of internet usage, particularly here, but someone else must know what i'm talking about
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>>36857839
I spend 14 hours a day on the internet, so no. I don't get moments like that anymore.
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I know what you mean. If my grandpa were alive to see the what i consume on a daily basis he would become overwhelmed with dissociation. The fuck are we all doing
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dunno but I liked the vid

im a fembot. all i want is a son i can dress up in feminine clothes and spoil till he's a teen. i want a son so fucking bad but im not financially stable and i hate men. fml.
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you ever feel like you just have this sense that everything is right with the world? even if fucked up stuff is happening, you sort of see something and you think "this is all fine". I really just got that feeling when I read your thread.
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>>36857917
i get that feeling when i see a blonde boy walking down the street lol.
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>artificial insemination
>adoption
>surrogate mother


>employment
>welfare
>sugar daddy


You lack the inventiveness and initiative to seek an end to your problems...your lethargic and passive stance is proof you should in fact not procreate and instead drown in a sea of similar stifled humans who lack the intuition to grab passion by the cusp of the neck and submit totally to rationality...

>6'3"
>only want was to be qt trap
>way too tall for that now
what now?
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>tfw no qt paladin boy to smash
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>can be sub lanklet
>other guys dick goes right where your thighs are for leg pucci
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>>36857735
Lift and eat big until high-test homolust asserts control and you want to go smash some bp.

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What is cognitive behavioral therapy for depression like?
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>>36857731
it's like cock and ball torture
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>>36857731
A big fucking waste of time, that's what it feels like.
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>>36857731
"You just need to say that you're happy and then you will be"

>have crush on qt nippon at the sushi store
>go there every afternoon for cheap sushi
>today decide to make my move
>make a joke say she looks very rice today (instead of nice)
>she just stares at me blankly
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Holy shit dude you really dropped the ball on that one.
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K? Does not sound that bad. But don't come on so strong. Also don't feel like she is above you. Females are just people. Her saying no or reacting slow should not fuck up your feelings. If someone said that to me I would instantly get the joke. Some people are not receptive.
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>>36857660
jesus dude

and she's probably like Vietnamese

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How can people just forget about someone they love so quickly. I don't get it
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Maybe it wasn't really love
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>>36857604
People are good at faking love. Honestly I've only been successful in relationships which I didn't care about. It's easier to steer things when you aren't governed by emotions.
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>>36857604
because they don't get attached to a meaningless exchanges they want money and lots of it fast
if they can't drain your wallet they'll leave you and take half your shit.

Where does the myth of "pure" or "innocent" Japanese women come from? Anime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENscSDOsodE

>Most Japanese women will cheat on you

http://newsonjapan.com/html/newsdesk/article/105598.php

>1 in 20 Japanese women have worked in the sex industry

https://www.statista.com/statistics/248856/average-number-of-sexual-partners-in-selected-countries-worldwide/

>Average number of sexual partners is above global average (despite herbivore male phenomenon dragging numbers down)

No wonder betas in Japan are checking out of reality more than their Western counterparts, or just committing suicide. If you think your life is bad now, it would be 10x worse in the shithole known as Japan.
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>>36857560
See this my mah dude?
They will cheat so have fun with this crash and burn.
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>>36857560
I think it's probably the same for American women. I was talking to my friend's girlfriend and she said she had done compensated dating before, which basically is whoring yourself out. She's also a massive slut. I just don't know how you could date someone who has fucked at least one person in every room with people she has interacted with.
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>actually falling for the japan meme in the first place

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Has anyone ever thought of playing Dungeons and Dragons online with other anons??
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>>36857456
Why people Dungeons and Dragons online... when you could play Dungeons and Dragons Online?
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>>36857729
Damn, you provide quite the compelling point. Are you talking about Neverwinter?
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>>36857761
Nope, Dungeons and Dragons Online. The original D&D MMO. Neverwinter is okay, but it gets old fast.

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>sister got a new camera
>she gives me her old Nikon D810

What do I even do with this thing? The only pictures I ever take are of cats that roam into my backyard and I use my phone camera for that.
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>>36857397

Get a new hobbie, faggot.
With a camera you can know woman telling them "hurr i can photograph you".

If none of above; sell it.

Simple!
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Just have it on display hanging from the shoulder strap, you'll seem real artsy.
Also share kitty pics
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>>36857491
This.
We demand kitty pics.

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The Unabomber did nothing wrong
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>>36857345
He was right about everything that comes to mind. Normalfags just don't like being told that their way of life goes against nature.
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why he has no eye
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>>36857345
He was fucking handsome

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Is there still oldfags here? Am I alone? Anyone?
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Yes, I am here, but ultimately, we are all alone.
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>>36857516
How is your night going, nice friend?
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>>36857562

My next door neighbors are beautiful yuppies with very firm butts but do not take care of their front yard. Out of spite, I spent the entire day pulling weeds and beautifying my garden so their yard looks even worse by comparison.

I'm going to a concert on Tuesday night and I am very nervous. I don't like going to place where there are other people, but I am forcing myself to do this.

What are your plans for the week?

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Why do you guys consider yourself robots? I understand the majority seem to be because of social and romantic failure. I feel a robot because of how I lost everything I lived for.


I was a wunderkind, atleast until grade 8(?). Not the typical, "lol im im gifted classes" but the "wow I got the highest score on this math test in the state, as well as having perfect scores in my history and science classes". All my life at that point was leading up to ivy league schools, good money and professional success. But I bit of more tham I could chew on my classes one year and descended into a spiral due to me teying to catch up in to many classes. Now I had nothing, because all my life , my parents forced me into academia and due to a failure there all my life got fucked because thats literally all I had to live for, academic success.
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>24 soon
>KHV
>Have zero interest in Relationships. The idea of being romantic makes me uncomfortable
>Dropped out of HS
>Now live with parents
>Probably schizoid

I'm one step from homelessness but I couldn't care less.
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Damn. My threads never get replies huh. Oh well. Good night robo town.
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>>36858129
goodnight x

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>bbBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffththththththtthhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are your thoughts on female flatulence, /r9k/?
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>>36857282
It seems hot in theory, but disgusting in practice.
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>>36857282
This I guess >>36857342
I mean I'd love to smell some random qt's butthole and all but her farts are something else

I don't know how to explain it but I'd rather fap to a video of that random qt farting than to actually smell her farts
idk, maybe in the heat of the moment I could sniff her farts and cum instantly, who knows
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>>36857490
Everytime i smell something bad i immediately lose all sexual desire and become disgusted.

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ban me right fucking now
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>>36857266
I think will. Let's go buddy pardner
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>>36857266
Is that you? If it is then you are very handsome tbqhwy desu~
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>>36857266
I don't have the authority. S-sorry.

Nice dubs.

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