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>>36859385
42 year old virgin. There's no hope for me is there? Don't even have kids.

>>36859538
How have you not committed suicide yet?

>>36859538
>42 year old virgin. There's no hope for me is there? Don't even have kids.
>virgin; dont even have kids
yes thats implied you fucking moron

Cobruh!! ( () h ,, ( () h Hey Jesus!!

Hi is C-3PO human cyber Galatians bringing you the next level and researched has in therapy for your health.

yeahhh bro totessssss

>>36859267
Don't lift. If you're fat you need to lose weight. Do cardio for that.

>>36859312
>not doing both at the same time

idiot

There are other ways to train your back muscles you fucking retard, pull ups arent the only way

I've heard NOT jerking off gives you more drive and more confidence. I'm a faggot.

>>36859253
I don't really care about this shit. But you should use a trip to recognize you and make it easier for me to find your posts.

>>36859253
Fuck it, I might as well give nofap a try and see if reddit is telling the truth. I'm on board op.

Maybe we should have some kind of a daily thread? Just because

>>36859227
It's all worthless.

>>36859227
At least this way you might enjoy yourself more while you spend a huge amount of money

>>36859227
being a chef at wendys sounds fun

Oh what's this? It looks like it has potential! But I hope there's no beheading going on and she's simply a bit tired and resting her head..?

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Mount & Blade Warband

>SARRANIDS LEAVE MY FIEFS ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kane & Lynch: Dead men

I miss the multiplayer desu

You shouldn't scratch it anyways, op. Wash it with soap and water and leave it alone

>>36859179
Can you see it? How will you tell if it gets infected?

>not owning a back scratcher
>or at least a fucking pointy stick

>>36859172
This is something I've been wondering about. Implying foregen is successful, will insurances cover it? I am unironically depressed because of my missing foreskin, and I feel that it should be covered by insurance, or at least I should be able to sue the hospital that cut my foreskin off without my consent.

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>>penis insurance

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>not American
>not a kike
>parents still had my genitals mutilated when I was an infant without my consent
>studies have shown that circumcision fucks up the child's brain
>mfw my parents fucked me up just so some rabbi could have a tasty treat
Even if I could get it back, I wouldn't want it- the damage has already been done. Religion is a cancer that should not exist.

>>36859148
I bought a 20 dollar pocket pussy and its way better.

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>>36859148
>Read some of the comments
>Guy offers long counter-argument that is well thought out and doesn't come off as rude
>First response is "Thanks for that epic mansplanation. One for the books."

Thanks for making me angry OP

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>>36859148
>man buys sexbot
>has many sex with bot
>real woman not needed
>real woman free to do whatever, not bound to man

"This is a threat to female independence!!"

How?

On the flip side, you sound pretty ready for prison.

>>36859056
It will only get worse.

You will get stronger, though

>>36859056
if she it you first with real force she deserved it. if not than you are correct and should break up with her before you continue to be a fuck up.

Pretty uncomfortable actually. Happened to me in highschool

>tfw no stalker
>a girl will never steal a lock of your hair
>a girl will never break into your house and still your underwear
>a girl will never watch you sleep from outside your window
>a girl will never install a hidden camera in your shower

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>no girl will ever cuddle with you at night
>no girl will ever surprise you with a hug from behind you
>no girl will ever message you for hours on end
>no girl will ever feel joy when seeing you
>no girl will ever ask you for help with a personal problem
>no girl will ever spend quality time with you
>no girl will ever share a hobby with you
>no girl will ever overlook your physical appearance and love you for who you are
>no girl will ever love you

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What are the next PowerbaIl numbers?

Are Dragonballs reeeeaaaaalllll????

>>36858994
You are not God, and God does not like to be mocked.

But help a brother out, why do I keep getting these urges to fap to traps at night?

>>36858947
Go to the doctor yourself

>>36858976
I don't know how I would go about doing that.

I don't even know if I have a doctor at the moment. My mom waited until I turned 18 to switch me from the fuckin pediatrician.

>>36859010
Where do you live, I'm not sure of how it works anywhere outside of the UK.

Accept them for who they are? It's not like they're any different than before you knew.

Belittle him for lying to me and tell him he's a deceitful person and recommend that he seeks help with his mental disorder then leave.

Carry on as usual desu

>no agatha

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>>36858920
*unsheathes katana*
Say what, bitch?

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>>36858920
Tbh
originalio tee bee heich