>LandIord found the cum wall
>>36859901
I feel terrible for whoever has to live in that house next
>>36859901
good lord, anon
explain
>>36859901
>It's an anon thought it would make him popular to imitate shit he saw on 4chan and gets kicked out of his apartment episode
What you 'nice' guys don't freaking get is that all because you are nice to me you get to be my BF? Cmon, you can admit your wrong on the whole friendzoning thing.
>>36859781
Oh bitch shut up. We want to fuck and you know it. But you're too scared and nice to tell us the truth. You lead guys just to be nice. Because leading someone for years is better than a a week of sadness.
>>36859781
Nobody wants to be your Bf anyway. You cunt.
>>36859781
>have the ability to attract other people in a sexual way
>think that they belong posting here
OUT. Take your strawman with you.
mtg is the best actual card game, but yugioh duel links is the best mobile card game. prove me wrong.
No such thing as a good phone game
Boring thread sucks
Card games can be fun, but they're a money sink. It's just better not to play them.
Anons how does one obtain a Qt titcow girlfriend?
>>36859766
Don't waste your time. You're not going to get a girlfriend.
>>36859766
>>36859779
Don't listen to this attention whore OP. You can do it.
Just be a confident version of yourself you dumb fuck.
Or kidnap one
Whatever's easier
Let it all out.
>18 yr old
>Studying informatics
>Small town, no friends to hang out with, the only time I go outside is to go to school.
>Sit home alone all day
>Been bullied for being the poor and silent kid
>Mom works for shit job from 7 in the morning to 7 in the evening
>If we didn't move to this shit country she'd be a teacher or something. Shit country doesn't accept her degree in chemistry.
>Dad is basically dying, parkinson, was in coma for a while, can't talk anymore, barely move his hands, not walk and lost most memories. Just a matter of time until he dies
Am I just a special snowflake or why am I so sad and lonely?
Youre not special, everyone has their own problems, and everyone has their way of dealing with them, the thing is if your a robot you don't solve any of these problems you end up here until you are capable to change it around
>People born in 1999 are aloud to post here
time to go rope shopping
That sucks anon. Where are you from?
What's your ideal way of death?
>>36859581
as soon as possible, please and thank you
Pills or maybe drug overdose. I wanna do one thing and fall asleep and never wake up.
Overdose on pentobarbital or heroin
I've recently wanted to redo my room and I'm trying to get some inspiration. It's a dorm room so I have to impress my room mate she's crazy pretty. Share some of your rooms.
>>36859559
>It's a dorm room so I have to impress my room mate she's crazy pretty
cuck behaviour tbqh
>>36859559
That's a fucking huge dorm "room". How much you pay per semester?
Lights on
>Have girlfriend
>She says things like you're so cute
>So sweet etc..
>Fuck her 3-4 times a day, 5 times a week
What does that mean? i know women saying these things means you are friendzoned.
>>36859514
She doesn't mean it. Start to distance yourself from her.
>>36859514
>Fuck her 3-4 times a day, 5 times a week
wow. is that even possible
>>36859514
Means wait until Chad comes around. You need to start being a man and not a fuck boi.
Sounds like you are both young, though. So probably won't last long.
Will an escort do a rape play with me?
why does this octopus have 5 legs?
it's not rape because she's not resisting
notice her hand.
If you got the money you'll find a whore to do it.
>walking outside
>see someone in my peripheral trying to overtake me from behind
>speed up so they can't get in front of me and if possible, block their way
Who else does this?
I'm 6'2", no one even tries
>>36859512
Wow 6'2? You are truly monumental I bet you take people's breath away to behold
>>36859552
Man you kek'd me
There are now more normies on here than robots. this site has jumped up in traffic thanks to /pol/'s antics and now we are left with a board full of both summerfags and newfag /pol/ runoff. I hate it, half of the catalog is roasties or "just got a gf" threads.
I can't even use the word normies without dying a little inside ever since I saw some roastie whore using it on twitter ironically. no doubt those ironic "normies" on reddit use the word too.
This is my plea to all you who seek to "join" this community. You do not belong here, we do not want you here. If you wish to lurk, do so, but do not participate in our discussions and upset the natural balance of this place. I'm not going to yell at you or post gore like /b/ or /pol/ would to scare you off. I'm going to plead with you, please leave us be.
>>36859487
>I can't even use the word normies without dying a little inside ever since I saw some roastie whore using it on twitter ironically. no doubt those ironic "normies" on reddit use the word too.
So stop using that sanitized version of normalfag?
>I'm going to plead with you, please leave us be.
Half of them don't care about you pleading, and the other half are sadists that want to hear more of it.
i welcum nrmlfagz git comfee freenz
>Tfw we have become a petting zoe of autism and mental illnesses
Ooohhhhh FUCK off...
LOOK AT THIS STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!! THIS WAS POSTED ONLY A FEW HOURS AGO!!! THERE ARE MEN IN THIS THREAD, LITTERALLY UNIRONICALLY BEGGING HER TO BE THEIR GF!!!! YOU'RE LITTERALLY CONDONING THIS!!!!!!!
WHAT
THE
FUCK?!?!
WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING ANY MORE!!!
Remember those days when every board was like /s4s/? When this was the world sanctuary for rejects and introverts. We just wanted a home. We just wanted to exist. We just wanted the security of knowing there were others out there that bled the same light. Those days are gone, and they won't ever come back.
THIS SHITHOLE IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT UNDERAGE CHILDREN, FAILED NORMIE SCUM, AND ROASTIE SLUTS! EVERY WOMAN ON /r9k/, EVERY ONE OF YOU STUPID WET HOLES, GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every repeat after me
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOT
>>>/wiz/
Oreganalo
>>36859462
Kys Whiteknight trash
>the feeling of a girl's anus wrapped tightly around your cock
>the feeling of pumping your load deep inside of her while she begs for your seed
>>36859400
Nice dubs, but you can get teh hell out normo.
Why even anus when you can vag? I don't get the appeal.
>>36859400
>girl's
>not a boy's
ewwww
anyone else slowly being driven to insanity by deja vu?
Could you elaborate more on this?
>suddenly get the feeling that I've just been in this place before
Yeah, porn Deja Vu: I keep thinking women I see in porn are ones I have seen in real life before, and women I see in real life I have seen in porn. But I do live in LA, and on 2 occasions I did actually find out women I know used to do porn- now its like I look up everyone I know on PornWikiLeaks to check
Post stories about your /ldr/
>>36859397
It's hard. Doing it now. It helps that we are both more mature and have been wild in the past.
Snapchat helps and video chats once a week. She visits when she gets off work every month.
I am terrible with digital communication. So I feel guilty all the time, but she gets it.
>>36859397
I have never had a LDR. Are they nice ,OP?
doesn't work. i still miss her like crazy.
save yourself the time and pain (unless you just want experience). They don't work unless you've met first and split up for school or something and meet regularly.