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Hahahahahahahahahaha now your trapped you roastie scum.

Wat? Just lose some weight and get urself a chad its not that hard.

>>36860975
>I was a girl

Try again tomorrow and leave this part out

Try to stand on your head and lick your asshole at the same time and then ask that question again.

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>>36860918
Done and done.

Does anyone here own a fedora, ironically or otherwise?

I used to wear one in high school, people didn't mind because I played the piano so most of them just though I was into jazz or some shit like that.
Ending up getting bored of it because it was kinda pointless and a burden whenever I had to go outside.
Finally I got an ushanka, which was cooler and more functional (I live in a cold area)

I also even tried to get a trenchcoat but didn't know how they where called so ended up with a nice duffle coat, I still use it on winter

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>>36860871
I sometimes have back and forth conversions with myself.

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yes, I am obsesssed with poop

>>36860871
>>insane
yes
>>secretly
no

>>36860851
I think I remember you. I think I remember when you started to see that girl. We told you she would leave.

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Yeah I'm thinking about offing myself soon too. Life is pretty shitty.

>>36860869
yeah and she did, in September of 2015. Haha holy fuck, two fucking years almost. NEETdom truly is a time warp.

god I can't fucking stand this life anymore. I feel like I should wait for my mom to pass before I jump but I don't know if I can do this anymore.

Piss jugs don't go next to the bed.

>>36860810
If you live in an apartment there is probably an air filter for your unit that you need to replace every month.

Some people go years without changing it and the dust in their apartment is horrible.

Pour a little bleach (as in, a couple tablespoons - just eyeball it) in the toilet bowl and scrub it with a toilet brush.

Put the lid down and wait awhile.

Lift it back up and scrub again.

Bam. Clean toilet.

>>36860798
This feels amazing. The problem is women always want to talk. You can't just fucking cuddle without having anything to talk. I just wanted to think and feel her in there. but no she had to ask what I was thinking. Fuck girls man.

>>36860798

Only attractive people can have this experience.

>>36860798
It makes me angry. Because women decided I will never know this due to my short height and bad looks, none of which I can change.

It's their fault. I am angry at them.

Back to plebbit you retarded ape

There is no such thing as a fembot. Faggot.

I'm not a subhuman dyke, so no.

Fuck off beaner
Origins

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>>36860655
Hola puta

>>36860737
Hey b0ss. succ me baby

>>36860804
sup nigger

>>36860649
>What's so wrong with liking cute boys?
Nothing! It's beautiful!

I'm pretty sure I fucking love boys

>tfw my boyfriend is out "not cheating"

I can't wait to see the look on his face when I find a guy that's better than him in every way. it's probably never going to happen im stuck with him forever

>>36860635
I want to take a SHIT on your FACE, you god damned FAGGOT

>>36860635
Holy, shit stars and blackness and trees. Shit, this is deep.

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>>36860751
fite me boi

i fear nothing, ill kidnap you and chop your hands off after i strike you down

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NO GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD YOU NORMIE SCUM

>>36860631
All depends whether you've gotten laid.

>>36860709
One was ugly so doesnt count
Other one got up an left because I said weird shit midway through penetration

>>36860603
I get it out of my house, what the fuck is that Nigger doing in my bathroom and how did it get there.

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They did a bang-up job on those nubs. 10/10 would fuck.

>>36860603
Wonder how the fuck a bathtub appeared in my mom's apartment. I'd also touch her boobs, suck on them and lick her pussy just to see how they taste and how firm they are. If she would agree I would also want to satisfy my virgin needs.

If she is being mean I'd lift her up and use her like a fleshlight, I doubt I'd be strong enough to carry her though as I'm very weak.

>>36860532
r9k is good now because the robot is back. r9k is not suppose to have a culture. It's all about the robot.

>>36860532
1. /soc/
2. /soc/
3. /soc/

Too many insecure teenagers and too much degeneracy.

/mu/ is the worst. The other boards don't even come close to how shit /mu/ is.

>>36860515
It's fine. She'll be fine. Ugly girls can get guys easily.

>>36860529
I also feel less bad because she's bi sexual and a tumblr-core leftist, probably gonna block her after this

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>>36860515
who cares if that's wrong? go practice. police aint gonna arrest you for something like that. look, stacies do that all the time with their orbiters. do you think they care about the feelings of their orbiters ? no. so just do it

Pussy and a child to guide and protect, whats not to love? THAT'S MANLY AS FUCK!!

It pretty much means you are not good enough to get a woman without a child. It means that to get a chance to pass your genes to the next generation, you also have to take care of offspring of someone else.

Of course many men get lonely and ultimately desperate by time they don't care anymore. But in the end it is extremely humiliating to be in this position, even though the cucks will tell you otherwise.

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It's like playing a video game where you pick up where someone else picked up from. Do you want to literally be the cuck who unironically says
>don't talk to me or my wife's son