>fap
>feel nauseous for hours afterwards
is this normal?
No it's not. You should probably stop, but we both know you won't.
>>36861551
You have dick cancer. But hey, maybe you'll get to 2 inches
>>36861551
You may be allergic against your own cum. Be careful, you may become blind.
Does Adderall really help you focus and get shit done guys? Any fellow robots have experience with the drug? What was it like and what did it do for your life?
just gets you high
>>36861503
It causes brain atrophy, only do it if you want to kill yourself later on. But you can get it from any psychiatrist, just say, oh I can't focus I think I have "ADD." He's going to give you a small dosage. Don't bother taking these, you won't get high off of them and they will still cause brain atrophy, you won't be focusing. Then later on you say "oh this dosage is not working any more" and he will tell you that you need larger dosages, and he will give you larger prescription dosages.
>>36861503
It really does. There's one study I think of that shows how therapeutic doses (pretty low) improve executive function and sustained attention.
It worked well for me attention-wise and even acted as an antidepressant. Only instant release worked though not XR.
>Wake up
>See this
What do you do, /r9k/?
>>36861496
dick in my ass
girl, how the bloody hell did you end up here? come, lets get you some clothes on
What I want to know is who the fuck took this picture, and who the fuck shaved her vadge?
I suddenly have $10 000 to spend as I want. What should I spend it on to stop me from killing myself?
Save it. Seriously. Save it and make more money. Just keep saving money, forever. I guarantee it will stop you from killing yourself.
etizolam
a lot of etizolam
Give it to me. No, seriously.
Any other robots like trying on their mom's panties?
>>36861358
>Any other robots like trying on their mom's panties?
Not my mom's that's disgusting
But sometimes in college I would take girls panties at night, fap into them, and throw them back into the dryer before the morning
Women are stupid and unorganized, so they frequently left their clothes in the machines overnight
Honestly anyone who does that deserves my semen
>>36861358
That's fucking gross anon, buy your own.
Has anyone ever had momcest? Story? Are you Chad or a sperg?
We failed guys.... We failed France
A FUCKING PEN
WITH ONLY 33% OF THE VOTE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>36861343
Jesus, reddit really unironically ruins everything hip cool and exciting.
Anyway, Macron was the sensible option.
>coopting get threads on a platform without post numbers
All of has have been friendzoned before but have you ever been sonzoned?
All of us* desu
>>36861329
Whoa that's a while new zone.
A frontier.
Son zoned... man I'm glad I live the cave-dweller life what a confronting situation.
>mom bought me a glock with 1 bullet for my birthday
this is a bad sign, isn't it?
>>36861314
Anon, i refuse to believe this is true. Pic of glock and bullet.
jesus fucking christ this cannot be true
pic related is ur mami
Fucking pics anon. Don't be making these shitty threads without a photo and timestamp.
Bonus points if there's a bday card.
/women do not care about height/ edition
well no fucking shit
5'8 is short as fuck.
>Wanting a 6'3-6'5" guy
Jesus Christ, that's REALLY unlikely unless you live in the Netherlands or something.
Is it the same guy who always creates these threads? A bitter virgin lanklet who became suicidal when a manlet started dating his oneitis?
Elliot Rodger is a hero. I don't care if you see this as a troll thread but as an aspie I get treated like a joke by everyone else. I don't know why I have to exist as a laughing stock for everyone else to insult and look down upon. There is no fairness and lashing out seems like the only plausible option.
>>36861252
Elliot was a narcissistic murderer.
>>36861307
get the fuck away from this board
>>36861252
Yes. Elliot is a hero and I will forever remember him.
There are famous and or extremely wealthy people on this website RIGHT NOW
Perhaps even here on this board
Perhaps even in this thread
Thoughts ?
>Perhaps even in this thread
lmaooo you're cute hahahahaha i love hsers
No.
Orignaudbeksb
>>36861229
I hope you die desu original. Faggot.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/muscular-men-attract-women
>"Sleeping with [a muscular guy] is like eating cake -- it looks good and you know it's going to be delicious. You know it's bad for you, but that makes it taste even better."
Because I don't care about being physically attractive women. I used to lift weights but I can't afford a gym membership so I just run to stay active.
>>36861213
>You know it's bad for you
What the fuck? How is sleeping with a muscular guy worse/better for you than sleeping with any guy? Are women this retarded?
>Lifting for girls
>Not lifting to dull the pain of existence.
Why would it be bad for you?
Do you know how inspiring they are? What great, funny, popular, amazing, cool, wonderful, gentleman they are? They are alpha Chads.
Finally done with finals. I'm 19 and never had a job, what do I do with all this free time now?
Do you have the space to start a garden?
It's a great hobby.
>>36861133
practice being a NEET, because that's what awaits after college
Shitposting on 4chaon is a good start,
I want to fuck this thing.
I want to smell her feet and butte
>>36861129
>>36861145
I used to have a small crush on this girl when i was into /got/. Don't really see it now.
>>36861129
According to a recent celebrity lookalike thread, half of fembots resemble her in some capacity.
>tfw have trouble fapping to girls who don't have absolutely massive butts
At this point I can only reliably get off to BBWs or freaks of nature like pic related.
Anyone know these feels?
Kill yourself degerate.
Originalio
>>36861063
Not exactly but I can only cum to the thought of anal.
>>36861085
Can I post more juicy asses instead?