Do any of you have voices you talk to? It's kind of nice conversing with yourself. It's not crazy because you know.
No thats what the online people are for.
(You) especially.
>>36862008
I'm not hearing any voices but I bet I'll start hearing voices soon. Then I'll take some pill with horrible side effects, life ruined again. Probably get some kind of a pillow and 40 pounds of ass toy and call it a life.
She's pretty cute. Too bad she's a degenerate smoker
Any of you robots ever played super columbine massacre rpg before??.
Yes, has it been updated at all? I used to post on the forums.
>>36862022
The forums are gone I think?.
>>36862040
Looks like it. Good think archive.org exists.
https://web-beta.archive.org/web/*/http://www.columbinegame.com:80/discuss/
I have clinical depression and my psychologist has recommended that I go on antidepressants.
Can any of you anons give me a rundown of what it's like? The side effects are enough to make me not want to take them after reading this article
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/06/dont-know-who-am-antidepressant-long-term-use?utm_source=pocket&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=pockethits
Please share your stories
>>36861940
Have tried 5 different things. No real effects (side effects or actual improvement) from most of them.
My idiot psychologist put me on Prozac because I couldn't find a job. When you take them, you lose all sex drive to the point where you don't even feel like masturbating. You also sleep a lot. You can't be depressed if you're asleep, I guess.
Of course, this was my experience and yours may vary.
I recommend suicide. It's the only cure to this cruel world you were force created in.
"working from home" edition
>>36861908
you're a normie please leave
>>36861969
Not true but I guess you meant Nirmal.
>tfw forever stuck in plat 2
>54 days leftcan't wait
E3? Steam sales? Your suicide?
>>36861888
A POST THIS FUCKING RETARDED IS NOT WORTHY OF THESE TRIPS! REEEEE
>>36861914
my suicide yeahsee you in LFE
What's your excuse for he in up so early, faggots?
Euros don't count.
>>36861877
As a glorious non-euro Australasian robot, it's evening.
>>36861877
Well, I just spent about 4 hours grinding two Emperor Scales in FFXII. Because I play IZJS, Archaeoaevises are ludicrously strong. My strategy depends on Ribbons, so, I had to spend another 4 hours grinding Lv99 Red Chocobos for Ribbons, too. Because of where I'm at in the game, that was the best way for me to get the Ribbons, and this Reverse-dependent Archaeoaevis strategy was also my best. I just had some really bad luck with it, so it took me this long. Now, I'm going to bed!
>>36861877
Was mad earlier and fell asleep for an hour. I'm up now playing vidya and about to go babysitting in an hour.
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day42
50 days incoming
Damn I missed day 40 because I was too drunk. It's day 42 already? The time goes so fast doesn't it?
Omg, I love you!!!!
Keep up the good work!!
You keep me going desu
>>36861816
keep it up my dude
*Stretches arms*
Looks like, it's time for you to go off to work, wagie.
You don't want to be late again or you know Mr. Goyum might actually fire you this time.
Don't forget to bring your briefcase and your laptop. Don't want to fuck up as always, cuckboy.
I've been up listening to The Smashing Pumpkins full discography for the past few hours and posting cute chubby girls on 4chan. Also made some delicious cinnamon rolls. What...you've never made cinnamon rolls at 4 AM? Ah, the poor life of a wagecuck must be a hard one indeed. I even had time to count all my money. Man, life is good...well for one of us.
Well, good luck, you know what they say, another day worked,...another day wasted.
>>36861813
the worker is the goy, his boss is a shekelberg. You kinda screwed that up.
That said, I am living on neetbux, and will spend my day making and playing videogames while wagies work for Mr.Berg
feels good man.
socialism in action
I actually decided to quit just this very night. It's 4:52am now and I was suppose to be in at 10am. This it the second time I've decided to call it quits on life and hopefully I'll die this time.
Life goal : Eating good food every day
Eating good food every day requires : Lotsa Money
Lotsa Money requires : A good job
A good job requires : A good education
A good education requires : Some Money <--- I'm here
Some Money requires : A small job
A small job requires : Dedication
Dedication requires : Energy / Happiness
Energy requires : Basic Food intake
Happiness requires : Basic Food intake
Basic Food Intake requires : Not much at all, honestly.
See? Life as a wagecuck is easy.
I'm giving up on being abstinent. I would LOVE to just have one man to marry and give my virginity to, but things these days are so different. I hope to be in long term/promising relationship with good men after I work on my looks. I know that no guy would want to date a virgin for years and nobody is really marriage minded. I just can't get over the fact that I'll be unclean after losing my virginity and the odds of getting married to my first boyfriend are slim. Hopefully I keep my partner count under 5. Thoughts?
Yes, I'm a woman. Pic unrelated.
>>36861810
ERP and bait, sage sage sage
2/10
people will respond anyway because /r9k/ is so starved for contact that they will pretend you are a girl despite knowing better
... I'm literally 100% real and this isn't bait. I just want objective opinions.
>you're 30 years old and you never had a job?
>what were you doing all these years?
>I'm sorry but lazy scumbags like you aren't welcome here
>have a nice day sir
What do you do?
... leave, i guess?
i mean you kind of carried that scenario to its logical conclusion already
what else is there to do? suck his dick?
>>36861776
You wouldn't know the first thing about honest work you lazy capitalist leech.
*leaves*
>>36861776
I need more details man!! What the fuck is even happening in this scenario?
When was the last time you had a friendly relationship with a non-related female?
>>36861742
What the fuck is wrong with the apron's physics?
There's a black girl at uni that I talk to about anime and manga. She likes yuri so we get along very well.
>>36861742
I have a long-standing and intermittentinternetfriendship with one.
>>36861777
Someone accidentally turned on breast jiggle physics for it.
For some reason whenever I talk to Aya its just like's just mirroring himself onto me.
Doesn't seem to have any care for anything he says or the way he makes others feel. And he only comes in my threads to protect his reputation and start conflict. He keeps saying that if I forget him I'll be walking away happy. I don't know what any of this means. Maybe im just too stupid to see it. keeps claiming im trying to make him feel guilty. Whenever i think of these things now my right side of my head starts to ache
and i feel drowsy
i just want this pain to stop. i guess if i really wanted to die then i wouldve to aya
or.. is he just projecting everything. i dont know anymore. feel so sick. whenever i cry i just wish i had a mother figure around for some reason. it'd be nice. i live alone
i stopped talking to anyone I know because I dont want to just bring them down.
talking about these things hoping someone out there could understand me. am i really that bad of a person? i cant answer that question myself
*looks into the camera*
Ruh-roh
*audience laughter*
>>36861748
what does this post mean?
am I oblivious to something
>>36861763
*Top Fig walks in*
*audience cheering*
I think it's time we had a chat...
*audience goes OOOOOOoooooo*
Being attractive is the only important thing in the world
The stupidity
being attractive means you being hate on by others for no reason, they make your life harder just becouse of pure jealousy
>>36861837
The disadvantages are HEAVILY outweighed by the advantages.
>>36861700
Correction, op. Being rich is the only important thing in the world. You can get anything humanly possible if you have enough money
I fucking messed up.
My girlfriend looked through my phone and saw the screenshots I took of our texts because I thought they were cute. She called me creepy immediately after and has been giving me the cold shoulder. What the fuck. I told her its because I find them cute but she still says its really creepy.
>>36861651
She also found images of her saved before we even started the relationship. I feel embarrassed. This is awful. Never save pictures bots.
>>36861651
What did the texts say?
Hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend is not in love with you and your relationship has an expiration date. Maybe soon
My eyes are up here anon, geez.
I want to make them bounce while I'm 8 inch in side her in the missionary position before dropping my load deep inside.
>>36861619
....Name? OREGANO GOD DAMNIT!
>tfw she never did hardcore
>>36861686
Yulia Nova