I eat a healthy diet, I drink water and energy drinks.
I jsut spent 20 minutes wiping my asshole with wet wipes and toilet paper. Still shit.
I just got up and came back to my computer.
How do normies get their holes clean?
>>36863213
How is that even possible? Either your "healthy diet" isn't really that healthy, or energy drinks turn your shit into clay somehow.
i eat like once every 2-3 days, drink 2 energy drinks a day and thats it and when i eat its garbage
i can be done wiping with one stroke
eat it pooplet hahahahahahaa
>>36863213
Is your healthy diet a lot of meat or veggies and soda?
Are you getting enough fiber? Eat more wheat bread and more grains in general.
DONT DO THE NO FAP
I DID IT AND NOW MY DICK IS SMALLER, I HAVE PAIN IN MY LEFT TESTICLE AND I JUST WANNA CRY
REEEEEEEE
>>36863205
>NOW MY DICK IS SMALLER
Sucks to be you, faggot.
> said OP after finishing his third wank of the day
>>36863205
Nice try porn addicted faggot
>ywn be with her in a pub
Saoirse Ronan is such a qt. gimme some irish qts lads
>>36863107
>Generic blonde with a retarded stare
omg why cant she be my qt gf ;(((
>>36863158
delet this my dude. saoirse is my waifu now
>>36863107
Irish women prefer black men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiOtHr781VQ
also pic related
Sad story time
>Be me, 19
>After years of living the robot life i meet some normies and start going to partys and stuff
>Start realising that the robot life is the wrong life
>Start enjoying mysef
>Meet girls
>Get with girls
>Go to a festival
>Enjoy self more
>Out one day with my normie friends on a bike ride
>Collapse
>Rushed to hospital in ambulance
>Diagnosed with a heart condition which inhibits me from drinking or getting my heart rate too high
>Just as i was escaping this life i get dragged back into it by my health
>God damb it
>>36862995
thats what you deserve, normie!!!
>>36863449
REEEEEE, well i enjoyed the normie life for a while
>>36862995
>be me 18 years ago
>enjoying the normie life
>turn 5, have to go to school
It truly never ends does it?
>ITT we try and get OP not to kill himself because his first gf just cheated on him and he has nobody else
>>36862976
dude, just man up
I had nobody either, not a single friend and I managed to eventually become detached from complete codependency in the same situation. Just make sure to cut off all contact and never check up on her, it'll be tough and it takes months for the urge to be completely gone but it'll work.
>>36863014
Have you ever been cheated on after 3 years next to someone every week, watching them get ready for school each morning, feeling like they want to help you with your suffering
Can you still be a respectably masculine man if you enjoy being fucked and used?
Ask your father anon
>>36863019
I don't have an original dad
I'd say no, those who do it consistently lose alpha points in my eyes desu
>tfw infertility
>tfw i will never have kids
just kill me lads, anyway, im 5'6 and kv, but i feel sad
>>36862952
How did you find out? This is one of my personal nightmares
you could take an orphan. raise them right, love them, and they'll thank you for it when they become successful
>not just adopting
Nobody wants to be my fucking friend and people don't respond to my messages. Fuck my life. I feel I may be boring. How can I not be boring anymore?
>>36862730
What are your interests Anon? Do you have any?
Do people hang out with you for some time first and then stop completely? That's how you know if you're boring. Speaking from experience
>>36862791
>people hang out with you for some time first and then stop completely?
this. girls message me back then. they're want to be friends but they all dropped off. ALL of em. im boring af
>tfw want to be a trap but I'm 5 foot 3 so I'd just look like a hon.
ugh, its so pointless to try and trap or transition if you're taller than 5 foot 2, you'll just look gross and weird
i'm 6 feet tall and look like the kind of guy that swings at cops
inside i wish i was a tiny cute girly little trap that gets dominated by manly men
this thread is probably bait but if it isn't i'm sure you're fine anon
>>36863706
i know this feel
What age is too late for hrt
no memes pls
i know it works better if you're young
>>36862712
Why would your height make you look like a hon? Nice humblebrag
>be me in my room 3-6 times a day
>hear a knock at the door
>"Go away, I'm busy!"
>mom comes in anyway
REEEEEEEEE WHY CANT THEY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Why don't you move out like a normal adult?
>>36862680
Mental illness. I've been to a psych ward 3 times.
>>36862699
then just check into the psych ward permanently
Who else has /literally zero friends/ here? I have no online friends or real life friends or even any family aside from my mom.
The last time I talked to anyone other than my mom was probably 7 months ago. And I'm including store clerks, because I don't fucking go to stores or ever leave my house.
>>36862604
>Who else has /literally zero friends/ here?
Right here, anon. How'd you lose social contacts, social anxiety? Bullying? Just cut everyone off and slowly fell out of touch until you were on your own?
Same. I only talk tomy girlfriendbecause I have no friends or family.
The last friend I made on Twitter ghosted me. Now I don't have any social media, it was difficult making even one friend online, I'm not gonna try again.
I don't mind having no friends but then again I have my brother. Me and my brother are both losers so we're basically together 24/7.
Is 4'7" too short for most guys?
>>36862561
Not this guy.
Please be in Brisbane
Why would guys care about height? Only women get that luxury
That'd be perfect. The shorter the better (within reason).
>>36862597
This guy gets it.
Does anyone still play this shit game? Just looking for some robots to play with. Post summoner names.
>>36862544
Mine is Grief, just looking to have some chill norms.
dont know if youre euw: Zyklon B singed
>>36862544
I think they all moved on to Overcuck.
was thinking about something today.
why its hard to gain respect from people?
personally i respect everyone regardless, at least in the way i talk
some people invest alot of time and effort in attempts to gain respect
some people will never be respected no matter what (too ugly,too awkward)
some people will always be respected (good looks etc)
am i putting too much emphasis on this? how should one approach this issue?
plz respond
Honestly I think respect mostly comes to people who have some power over others. People respect the strong, the smart, the rich cause they are better than them and potentially a threat or an ally.
A lot of people out there in this world really aren't that great, man. Lots of people are gigantic jerks and they won't respect you, no matter how decent you are, no matter how smart you are, and no matter what you do for them out of the kindness of your heart.
People like this will only give you something that looks like respect if they're doing it to cheat or manipulate you, or they're afraid of you and pretend to respect you because they recognize you're more powerful than they are. Come to think of it, that's still a form of manipulation.
But that's the reality of the world we live in.
At the same time, I can understand your desire to not be mistreated or metaphorically peed upon. But you can't fix these people. The best thing is to try to minimize their influence in your life.
>>36862521
>why its hard to gain respect from people?
two types of people:
Those that never get respect thus they never give it
Those that believe respect is earned not given, thus until you have earned it, you shall not be given it
>some people invest alot of time and effort in attempts to gain respect
You have to understand that humans are not like capitalistic gains. You want item Y you need money, you get a job work Xs hours and get item Y. But with people that system doesn't (and shouldn't) work like that, amount of time given, put into another does not mean it will reciprocate and they will respect you, they can opt out to never respect you, and as such you need to move on from gaining their respect.
>am i putting too much emphasis on this?
more or less, If you want people like that you need to seek them out but accept that it's a random system, you might find them tomorrow or never at all.
> how should one approach this issue?
Live how you want to live, focus on a life that is what you would respect, and accept people will do their own thing. Take joy when it works out, bear through it when it doesn't.
CUTE MY LIFE lNTO PIECES
THIS lS MY LAST RESORT
>>36862515
>>36862518
low self-esteem but you look bad, real bad. Will you date me?
would fuck if you were a boy