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>>36866972
I knew my loss before I even learned to speak

>>36867041
please share ur story

>>36866972
I have brothers who are carrying on the bloodline.

>>36866923
Ye sure that "bubble" is your laziness lack of initiative.
Ask yourself what there is actually stopping you... make sure they arent just your own excuses

I have no idea what I want to do so no idea if there is a bubble stopping me.

>>36866923
Quite the opposite actually. Instead I just feel like things either aren't really real or that I have some fog in my head that just makes things seem surreal.

>>36866920
Was Denny gay?

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>>36866920
>be 14
>friend steals my tie
>chase after him
>running full pelt down the wheelchair ramp
>slip on bannana skin
>literally cartoon style head over heels, legs in the air
>land on squashed bannana
>get up
>vomit
>pass out in own vomit

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i almost drowned a boy by swimming above him when he tried to get to the surface. his head rubbed my genitalia and everyone saw us. god, it was awkward. i cant remember much.

>>36866884
They become chads. You're the byproduct of their success. Don't let them get away with it.

>>36866884
Born
You can only become a brad

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>>36866884
Felixposters begone!

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>>36866824
dumb cat poster blox

>>36866824
I wish you were in your grave

Please, don't say things like that without thinking about what they really mean.

>>36866769
Degenerate hardcore interracial cuckold porn.

>>36866769

Gay anime get

Gay you faggot.

none, really?
ahashda

oblig leave normo roooo

>>36866688
>live in south america
>fuck no one
I'm even willing to suck cock for intimacy but it doesn't matter. No one lives here.

chad doesn't do that
you're a brad

>>36866671
Some nice ears on that dumbo looking motherfucker

Hello fellow Chad, how are you this fine day? Are you eating your vegetables?

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>>36866656
posting because check em

>>36866656
Start teasing her back. Follow up any joke aimed at your youth with mocking her for being old. Go for the saggy tits anon. Also flirt with her at the same time you're teasing her because that's my fetish.

>>36866656
She desperately wants a child. So she's practicing motherly instincts on you.

You would probably like Discord. They're made specifically for memes, shitposting, and erp.

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On steam you have to put a bit of effort in, on discord just join a server and talk
or you can add me I'm quite lonely too

>>36866634

im too shy to message you

>>36866577
Don't listen to women, they don't know what they want.

>>36866677
No, women know exactly what they want and that's either an Abercrombie and fitch model or a Nike endorsed super athlete Chad. A lot of them don't get that so they'll wait years while never giving any ugly guy a chance, unless the girl is that horny

>>36866716
Then they never tell you what they want. Simple.

>>36866560
go outside and be yourself
oregano

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>>36866906
kill yourself yourself ironically

>>36866991
you first motherfucker
oregano

>>36866536
thats not your gf thats my mommy!! you butt

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This is her.
Say hi to my irl gf

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>>36866602
YOU FUCKING STOLE HER I'LL KILL YOU

>cough up mucous all the time
>sometimes comes out dark black, brown or clear depending
>spit into empty cup next to computer desk
>use similar looking cup for beverage
>accidentally drink two big gulps of black mucous
>rush, don't make it, puke all over the bathroom floor

>>36866583
i have mucus story as well

>be me
>smoker lungs and asthma
>feelsbadman.png
>have periods where i cough up a lot of mucus
>dont want to get up and go to the toiletsink
>spit into potted plant
>repeat this for a couple of weeks
>look into the pot to see if its become disgusting
>mold everywhere
>think i grew own ecosystem bc of fucking laziness
>i am now a god
>mom took my creation to the trash
>only success and she ruined it

>hate boogers
>hate them with all my soul
>hate them so much I have to pick them out and throw them
>do this so often I start getting bloody boogers
>blood clots, creates bigger boogers, have to pick often
>never healed
There's no story. I'm 24, I have a gf, and I still do this.

You did something right by trying though.

>>36866528
>ask girl out
>she says yes
>leaves abruptly with a handshake

I know what i did wrong. I tried.

You asked a girl out