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who was in the wronngg here?
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he runs like a frog

she's probably playing dead to make him seem strong
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the autist obviously
they're both smiling and having fun in the beginning
then Jimmy suddenly loses his shit
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>>36868242
depends what was the guy saying at the very start that made her back away?

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How long do you have to go without sex to be considered a virgin again?
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>>36868195
Never
Once a pickle, never again a cucumber
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>>36868195
That's not a real thing and please don't allow the secluded angry autists on this site tell you otherwise
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>>36868195
Please leave because you don't belong here if you have ever had sexual contact.

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Cont of: >>36846145

Also, comfy anime pic for you guys!
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Bump for the Christ general thread.
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Another Bump for the Christ general thread.
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I was gonna come in here and shitpost but seeing you bump your own thread twice is just too sad. Hope your faith gives you comfort.

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>aspergers
>add
>borderline sociopath
>can't make friends or get gf
>have to fake everything I do to get anywhere in life
>everything is a hassle and requires so much more efford because nothing comes natrually
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>>36868165
Nah, you're not a borderline sociopath. You just have aspergers. Most autistic people have very little feeling for their fellow man. Now if you were manipulative and narcissistic, then you might actually be a "sociopath".
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you're like a puppet and a overworked below average puppeteer all at once
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The worst feel is knowing that even if you try you're still not going to make it. I just can't see myself living a normie life ever and will always have some issue that effects everyday life. I can't even day "Hi" to a girl I like after 3 fucking years as I fear taking it to the next step.

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autistic female here, not sure if robot, i lurk frequently tho

> ufw u realized
> nothing wrong with being virgin
> sads who use ''virgin'' to insult u, are shit at sex
> being virgin quite often gives u time to improve as a person
> u will actually have character when u get ur shit together
> it may take u longer than normies but ull be forced to join society and ull prolly do better than normies

when did you start buying into normies saying u virgin ur life is ova!?
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whoever you are, whatever gender you are, i hate your fucking guts because of the way you type and I want you to die.
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>>36868162
Tits and time stamp
Originalio
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I've been called a virgin by customers 2 times now while wageying

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I think i will just leave it to you robots, lets just sit and sip from out extra large depresso together
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>tfw got a test tomorrow (uni)
>tfw been too depressed to study
>tfw losing motivation to keep going
The lack of basic human needs such as friends and a gf are killing me and my future. Tried so hard to redpill myself into uni again, but in the end I crumble for once more.
Sometimes I just wanna kill myself.
>>36868145
What's making you depressed, anon?
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>>36868462
>Got job recently
>should be happy
>im not, made things worse
> just like a year ago at graduation
>basically hurting everyone i loved, or liked
>Everything reminds me bad things I've done before
>no balls to kms
>no money for pot to relief social anxiety and crippling depression
>I hate being asked whats wrong so i pretend to be happy
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Today a girl was flirting hard with me.

I wasn't all that interested. Nothing wrong with her. I just didn't really know her enough to find her intriguing.

But the reason I didn't reciprocate was because I'm currently "in the zone" and super productive and I have a ton of shit to do so I don't want to get distracted.

Kind of feel sorry for her.

Oh well.

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Theres hope for you yet. End the downward spiral, I know you can do it.

>inb4 "Those are not the same people"
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Still looks creepy tbqh
t. female (female)
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>>36868157
yeah but he doesn't look like the geico caveman anymore
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>making yourself attractive for roasties

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>I'm finally home anon and I'm all hot and sweaty, it's so warm outside!

>Here, let me take off my shoes so you can eat out my warm, moist footpussy. I know you've been waiting for me like a good boy.

What did she mean by this?
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>>36868047
she meant youre a faggot and need to kys
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>>36868047
>footpussy

lol
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Bump bluff ft ttyyy

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You know those times you throw a basket ball and you accidentally hit a flourescent light and it shatters everywhere and then everyone is angry at you. I do
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yes. and those times when you cant block the goal. and those times when you cant hit the ball. and those times when you are too crippled by your autism to even move.
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>>36868080
>and those times when you are too crippled by your autism to even move.
This brought back memories. I remember playing soccer in middle school, and I was fat so I never got the ball. One day through pure luck the ball rolled to me, so I stopped and asked what I was supposed to do. Everyone got mad at me and I ended up kicking it to the wrong person.
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Oh and another time i was playing kick ball in 9th grade and the ball rolled to me and hit my ankle. I didnt notice. So everyone yelled at me and i proceded to fall on the floor 5 seconds later acting like i hurt my leg. Sad

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Any Arkansas robots hur?
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does memphis count

it's really close to arkansas
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>>36867931
Mena. What do you want to know?
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>tfw you live in little rock

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>watch youtube, boring
>watch netflix, boring
>go outside, boring
>go into the shed to tinker and make stuff, boring
>buy new vidya, boring after 5 minutes
>try to talk to someone, boring
I really can't find enjoyment in anything


>inb4 "muh depression"
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>>36867908
I hardly ever get bored, probably cause that's just me. Think, a day that's the exact same as another day is a different day in itself.
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i'm the opposite

i'm never bored and my life is always a mess because i can't focus on anything really productive
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Smoke the herbal jew origanimo

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>make a post and go to another tab
>see reply notification and get excited
>reply is "dubs xDD lol"
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>>36867900
dubs xDD lol
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>>36867900
Nice dubs xDD lol
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>>36867900

Nice dubs you got there OP

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Why aren't you studying anon?
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because someone iknow + my thoughts =
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>>36867895
My first class of the semester starts in 26 minutes. Kinda anxious.
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Because I've gotten by the last three years putting everything off until the last minute

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I WILL NOT LEARN ENGLISH GRINGO
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>>36867887
Then go back over the wall you shitskin
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>>36867887
Alright. Let's see how far that gets you.
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>>36867887
Ok, it's your Iife. I don't care about you

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>tfw will never find a portal to a magic fantasy world and go on adventures with magic fantasy friends
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Now this is a feel I know all too well. Most of the time I live inside my own imagination anyway, though. But lately, I've found even imagining those fantasy adventures difficult, when I used to be able to imagine things so vividly.

Help
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>>36867845
I'm literally daydreaming about this all the time. A big nice haram and magical powers and not being fucking useless
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>>36868504

Maybe one day the fantasy world will turn out to be real and it was just a part of a trick by an evil wizard to make you think it was imagination and all those friends you made on your adventures will break into this world and save you and bring you back on your destiny to save the kingdom.

wouldn't that be nice

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