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>he hasn't joined the muhrines
Join, you will get laid
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I cry whenever someone yells at me. Is it true they yell at you in your face and stuff in training? I wouldn't be able to handle that.
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>>36868587
The psychological aspect would generally prevent most of /r9k/ from joining.
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I have disabilites that bar me from the army yet I cant collect welfare.
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>Driving my car
>Firetruck behind me
>They start honking
>Dont understand what the fuck they want from me
>Keep going for another 60m until I turn
>While they were honking at me the entire time
>Find out later that when there is ambulance,police or firemen behind me Im supposed to move out the way immediately
>I could have lost my driver license if it were police
Holy shit, if they wrote down my car number Im fucked. Anyone else here is terrible driver?
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Was the siren on? What do you think sirens are for?
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You seriously can't be this stupid.
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>>36868538
Honestly, I'd sympathize if you were worried for the people the firetruck was driving to, but the fact the first thing you think is that you could've gotten in trouble shows you're a bag of shit.
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what are you addicted to, robots?
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Stimulants and Internet
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>>36868533
Weed and caffeine mostly
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Coffee and amphetamines
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how do I tell someone trying to be my bf that I'm just not into black guys
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You simply don't, just say you have no interest in him and that's that. Not like women normally give an explanation but some vague "I do not like you that way".
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>>36868514
I don't think he's gay and into you, neckbeard
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>black
Probably gonna get raped and/or murdered if you reject him. Let him fuck you once and he'll move on to others.
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>be gay
>hate traps
>hate trannies
>hate le epic gay culture
>/lgbt/ is a shit board
Where do I go from here?
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>>36868496
/lgbt/ would be a lot better if you fucking faggots would actually frequent there instead of infecting everywhere else you touch.
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>>36868873
Trannies chased us away though.
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>>36868873
Same with pol and your idiotic degeneracy
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Would you rather be a nigger(male) or a white woman?
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Also no faggots please
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>>36868474
White woman. I just wish I was white at all
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Why would anybody want to be a nigger?
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I thought /r9k/ wouldn't like this bingo game because it's negative.
I've learned it's positive because now I am not the only one to win this bingo sheet, and if I find motivation somewhere my life can still move forward.
losers can make it and that's why I'm smug when I get bingo
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>>36868453
>in debt or on government money
>mfw both at the same time
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>>36868453
>NEET
>Loser
Pick one.
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>>36868453
haha no bingo guess im a chad now
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> want to die by train
> this retarded sharp fence everywhere
Just why?
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>>36868396
B/c they don't want you to die by train
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Has it not occurred to you that you can easily climb over it.
Better yet, just get a fucking ladder.
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>>36868396
I want to start drinking on the train tracks but honestly its not worth it for me really...Still nice to visit on sunset.
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>Walking home
>see beautiful display of flowers near someone's front door
>Take picture of it from the sidewalk
>All you can see are the flowers and the window
>can't see inside the house
>Hear someone say "excuse me?"
>Turn around
>Odd looking guy in his carnn tells me not to take pic of his house and that I should delete it and show him
>tell him why?
>chimps out
>just got back from work, not in the mood to argue
>delete pic and show to him
>starts spouting random crap
>tell him it's perfectly legal, I didn't have to delete the picture, but I did out of consideration so let's just drop it and carry on with our day
>"durr I am a retired policeman, it's illegal!"
>tell friend
>says it's illegal to take pictures of people/their houses without written permission
>tfw you try to get out more but normies just won't have it
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>>36868393
fuck everyone, should have just walked away without deleting it
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He might have going about it the wrong way, but try to think about it from his point of view. Some random guy is taking photos of your house from the street. You have no idea why he's doing it, maybe he's planning to burgle you later, maybe he's just psycho or something. When you have him up on it he's a bit defensive like you're in the wrong for not wanting strangers taking photos of your house which only irritates you further.
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>>36868456
so you walk away, and he never sees you again, and you never burgle his house, and he was wrong and you have a picture of his nice flower arrangement
why submit to his paranoid delusions?
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>Be me, young adult and slightly introverted
>Business consultant, nice job, not many aspirations
>Spend days working, and gaming in the evenings and nights
>Sometimes go out with male friends for a drink
>havent had a gf in years now but don't really care
>Meet nice girl in a game, she likes my dark humour, we click right away
>spend more time with new girl, invite her to my friend's discord
>play games with her, my friends like her, i like her
>start hanging out more, we call each other
>ask her to be my gf, she accepts
>chat with her everyday, and call her ocassionally
>fast forward 3 months
>Relationship going well, no fights at all, we agree in most things and if we don't we just talk it out
>browsing the net, i find a very familiar pic, looks a hell lot like my gf
>lurk more, find dozens of pics, all are my gf
>Investigate more, girl in the pics is famous in r9k
>Confront her about it, she deletes my contact everywhere
And that's how i got catfished, oh and my now ex used pics of Eliza, but guess she wasn't my gf in the first place, so hows your day?
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>>36868385
Nice blog, black mage
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>>36868385
How's my day? Today I had more counseling for the sexual abuse I suffered as a child, tell me again about being able to have a relationship for 3 months, even with a catfish.
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>>36868422
Seems fitting to use a wizard if you are getting close to 30 and virgin, right?
>>36868440
Seems rough man, hope things go well for you friend
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I'm a girl
AMA
Pic unrelated
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why do you need attention so badly
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>>36868379
Cuz my bf won't fuck me
Prob because my pussy stank
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I need a women's infinite otherworldly wisdom. How can we implement Monarchy systems around the world to end the democracy meme?
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Can I increase my natural testosterone production levels? Is it bad to increase it using drugs?
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>>36868322
if you self medicate you will fuck your own shit up hard
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>>36868322
Workout
Originoli Stromboli
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>>36868322
Getting /fit/ will
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>in school
>walk up to friend
>start conversation
>looks like he's in a shitty mood
>asks what's wrong
>some shit about something of his was stolen
>ask him if he wants me to piss off
>shrugs and says sure
>backs off
>looks back
>he's starting a conversation with someone else looking happy as ever
>go back to ask him something else
>shifts mood instantly to shitty ass mood
>fucks off and sort of avoid him
How do people have friends who don't act like that?
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>>36868311
Idk but get back to me when you find out ok bb?
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>>36868327
>"friends" now just sort of avoid each other
>at the lunch table we just sit and eat without batting an eye
>just use each other for the classroom group projects to not be left out
>after school never try to hang out
Friends were a mistake were they?
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>>36868311
>Desiring friends
*inhales deeply*
Baahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Friends don't exist.
You need to look at it like this. The world is like one big zone (Stalker Zone). You go around and collect shitty artifacts (anime figures, baseball cards, dildos, etc) while trying to survive. You must not only battle the elements but also other Stalkers, creatures, military, etc.
There are no friends in the Zone (the world).
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>tfw you will never have someone who cares about you and have your boipucci tenderly made love to
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>>36868309
you just won one ticket to the oven
fucking die degenarate faggot
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>tfw have someone like that but I'm falling in love with a different person
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>>36868309
>>36868309
>tfw had this and destroyed it with my wild mood swings
>tfw you get it under control after
Hopefully I can keep the next one
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Any lone wolves here? No friends or girlfriends ever.
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lone wolf reporting in
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>>36868259
you aren't lone wolf if you are still dependent on your family in any way
whether financial or emotional or conversational or anything
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>>36868366
dubs of inconvenient truth