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>>36870841
Op, I've only ever experienced rejection

>>36870841
What a fucking joke. I only felt a loss of hope after I was rejected, then an emptiness after the bitch started gossiping about my pathetic attempt.

>>36870841
>>If you can't handle rejection from women, how will you handle it elsewhere?
That's actually true, if you are too afraid to even approach a girl why would she let (potentially) impregnate her?

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>>36870831
Bumping with comfy A E S T H E T I C images in the meantime, while you assholes get your thumbs out of your ears and work your way into a post-existential philosophy for the networked age.

SUPPLANT MARTIN, I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE /lit/ FUCKING INDIVIDUAL DIVINITY POSTEURING. NO MORE
>a being which, by the nature of its being, dwells on the nature of its being
Bro I swear to fucking god if you write another book that's roughly a 400 page treatise on what 'self-aware' means I'm going to ram my dick through your tombstone

>HOUR SEKRET KLUB IS NO LONGER SECRETE REEEEE >:O
Wew lad

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>>36870915
>this post again
read faulkner, mongoloid

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>>36870827
You bet it is, goy.

>thinking subway is healthy
Fun fact: the calories and nutrition info is for the base sandwhich with absolute no toppings, and it doesn't factor in your drink/chips. When you factor in all the toppings and extras it's about as healthy as a big mac is; and probably more calories too

>>36870827
> in the following year, they formed Doctor's Associates Inc. to oversee operations of the restaurants as the franchise expanded. The holding company derives its name from DeLuca's goal to earn enough from the business to pay tuition for medical school, as well as Buck's having a doctorate in physics.

sounds legit to me

They did have a legit child molester as a mascot for years tho

>>36870802
>potent cum
I mean, it's not like I've ever had a reason to check, but judging by my luck I'm probably infertile too

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>>36870802
>There is no better feeling on the planet than this right here. Holding a cute boy tight while you shoot load after load of potent cum into his spasming boihole, knowing that any day now you could impregnate his boywomb. You will never feel closer to another human being than in the moment where to two of you fuse to create a new life.

>>36870852
>boywomb
>new life
so this is how black babies are born?

>>36870782
>Like they know the words to all their fave songs, they can quote lines from movies they watched like a decade ago, they remember picture-perfect renditions of their childhood memories, they can summarize a book they read effectively

And 90% you go to the actual thing and found out they remembered it wrong

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iktf

could be reading something and the words will literally disappear 3 seconds after I've read them.

I remember memes.

legs and hands

>>36870713
Armpit >>>>> breasts > belly > thighs > calves >>>> feet

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>ugh, anon for the tenth time I don't want to let you between my legs
>alright, fine, I'll let you lick me, but if you don't make me orgasm in FIVE minutes I'll crush your skull

what do you do?

>>36870616
>Should manlets and beta males be forcibly feminized/transitioned? Life is so much better for manlets when you become a girl. It has the added effect of ensuring only the tallest and manliest men pass on their genes.

What is the manlet limit though?
I'm 5'8", should I transition
i am thinking about it desu

>>36870616
Nice meme
There's a bunch of "beta males" who do in fact enjoy being male, and they shouldn't be forced to transition
Also what about ftms? Most of them are manlets, but forcing them to be girls is fucking cruel

>>36870684
Don't transition because you're a manlet, transition because you wanna be a girl
I'm 6 feet tall and I'm doin it

You should listen to https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8vLYK1NM6HbWGVaOVZLQTEtVE0/edit

It can give you a hands free orgasm and make you like dressing up.

I am not impressed by the methodology

>>36870573
Shoot, if only that sentence read 'autistic behavior' then I'd be set

Haha, I lied, 3d is gross

Women only like altruistic Chads anon, you should know this by now. This is r9k 101

>take any behavior women find attractive
>put an average or ugly guy doing it
>woman could care less, makes some dumb comment in your direction at the most
>now make Chad do the same thing
>woman starts dripping like crazy and is ready to ride Chad's cock

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>>36870567
You can't have disappointments if you don't have expectations.

>>36870680
>Canadians.
>>36870567
Why did she do this?

>>36870771
Because it's empowering?

That doesnt sound INTP, does it ?

>>36870465
Why care about that fag test ?

>>36870562
Because around 70 million people took it. and many here got INTP and believe it.
What if they are being lied too ?
Poor Robots. i got INTP-A myself. i cant believe i fit that.

>>36870347
I don't know who this chinlette is, but it could be the effects of puberty.

>>36870347
Doesnt matter if piety is a cute girl or not. Its sad that so many people orbit her and give money thinking they might have a chance to sleep with her

>>36870391
>effects of puberty
They're pictures of 2 different people, anon...

I would love to settle down with a woman like this...

you fatfags fucking disgust me have fun drowning in you 400 pound gf's neck rolls

>>36870351
You probably will unlike me :(
>>36870507
Yeah, I wish.

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This is why china is beating us
>8 hours a day goofing off and spitting in people food and getting orders wrong?!?!? Fucking bullshit waaahhhhhh

I'd rather be homeless than work any job part-time or full-time honestly. I value my freedom too much.

>>36870341

China is beating us because they're using what essentially amounts to slave labour.

>>36870279
Yep.
Somehow r9k has helped me get out of my depression.
Everything is possible
>Inb4 reee normie get out of here with your inspirational bs

it was not very bad depression but still

>>36870413
How?


originallo

>>36870279
yes


but then it gets worse again

Running a clipper without a guard over it daily. Tell them to go fuck themselves if they have a problem with that.

In many cases, guys over do it with those fancy swanky 8 blade abominations. If you're serious about it, invest in a quality straight razor and learn an old-fashioned shave. Beaver hair brushes to create a lather, and take to it. I typically shave with the same shitty disposable razors my grandfather used, and he was in the military-- swore by them. The new shit is just mangling your skin.

A natural lather and a simple razor. Good luck.

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>>36870268
I am not a slave, but a free man. So I don't share or understand your artificial problems.