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lurk on this board

>>36877939
ask myself whether i should kill myself yet, decide no, have a drink, and browse 4chan

>>36877939
lol extroverted scum get out

>>36877933
Wtf happened there oregoo

>>36878009
the chair died

Joke's on you, I sit in a wooden stool with a nice comfy butt cushion. Much better for nice posture and more stable as well. Who wants to wheel around or have their seat rock and swivel with movements? I'm not spending more than $30 on something MY ASS rests on daily either hahah (with the exception of a couch or bed)

fuck what OP says just post tits

Does she get her tits out? Post those and stop being a fag op

Better listen to op he really

>>36877890
A movie this wholesome would be laughed out of the room today. Makes you think.

>>36877890
Inkspots are amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQE8LVamYFk

>>36877999
Nice trips
I don't think it'll be laughed out if you're as insanely handsome as that guy is. I think it would be seen as creepy or weird though.

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Yes indeed.
Oregano Inarritu

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You robots have a good day?

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>>36878904
My day was OK. Looking forward to my day off tomorrow.

I have wasted many hours of my life going to a psychiatrist and therapist and it hasn't helped me one bit. I highly recommend to use neither service.

>>36877850
Waste of time for me. I couldn't swallow what she was selling.

>>36877875
I also wasted a shit ton of time going to therapists. It's embarrassing more than it is anything else

>>36877730
Aren't they all though? Typically a oneitis is somewhat of a Stacy. Almost all my oneitis(es?) have been sluts. Then I realized how dumb it was to have a oneitis, and now I just get angry whenever I see a picture of a girl doing lewd poses etc.

>>36877775
>off by 2
Just end my life

>>36877730
Not as if you stood a chance in the first place, using a pathetically embarrassing word like "oneitis."

>>36877716
Lifting every other day. Fixing the gap between my teeth. Shower everyday. On a acne/acne scars treatment right now ( skin condition is after 3 weeks 80 % better)
Going straight for chad life.

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We can't change our: facial bone development, height, body frame etc and at 20 or so your personality is basically fully developed and you're stuck with whatever you got. The shit we CAN change only makes us less annoying to have around.

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I go to the gym but I think that's pretty much pointless. I am balding and have really bad eyesight. I plan on getting contacts whenever I see an eye doctor but I work in a warehouse and don't do much else so I feel like they would dry my eyes out and not be practical there and I would never have any other reason to wear them.

>>36877698
I think I unironically work with the girl in the purple shirt. Wouldn't surprise me that she's a radical feminist as she has no sex appeal.

>>36877698
When will robots and feminists fuck already? They're both so ugly and delusional that it must be destiny.

>>36877740
>"I think I know her too"

>>36877693
That I'm a worthless failure destined to kill myself one day, probably sooner than later.

>>36877693
Fundamentally what it taught me is that institutions are a scam designed to milk money out of you. Everything from government to college to hospitals are not there to help you, but to suck energy out of you.

get a better degree. i have a degree in multimedia. when i was close to graduating i thought i should of got a better degree. i just wanted to learn how to use photoshop

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praise pepe, he died for our sins

>>36877692
Not worried, I'm going to invest early in Bretts.

Too bad furie, we own Pepe now and he is eternal

>>36877684
No, i don't remember that.

>>36877684
Remember when people used to spill spaghetti all the time?
Probably after all the gentleman left

>>36877684
Don't fucking remind me
I'll take oregano over that crap any day of the week

Well that's it, there goes my last friend in the whole fuckin world. Guess it's time to celebrate.

>>36877594
What happened ?
Fuck you you gay ass robot this is now a fucking original comment you robo bitch

>>36877820
I don't know he got all suicidal and deleted his kik

yeah but women don't like assholes

you ever read 50 shades of grey? it's about controlling and breaking them

>qt girl at work asks me if i can work for her
>say no
>she practically begs and starts some sob story
>say no again and walk away
feels fucking great, family

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>>36877580
Why would I want women to like me? What's the fun in that?

>>36877472
>nipple piercings

disgusting

>>36877610
you'r fucking gay

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this is a 10/10 body