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>>36880895
They put bitterant in it now to discourage abuse. Sucks. Even balloon time changed their formula. We're getting old.

>>36880895
don't inhale it. you're honestly better off huffing gasoline than that shit.
don't hidd gasoline either just saying

Does it still work though, or is it basically unusable?

>>36880837
Sober...Been up for a few days and up for a few days then.
Planning on drinking tuesday away and singing then go to work then next day.
But im low on funds and 60 bucks for booze wont cut it.

shitty like usual; you

please be my gf i will lick your dirty roast please date me

>>36880770
option 1. i can handle my loneliness

>>36880770
I wish to procreate one day so neither.

>>36880770
>have a gf you can never have sex with. you can kiss, hug, see eachother naked but never sex of any kind. you will die a virgin but you will have someone who genuinely loves you.

this is literally a parent minus the naked/kiss part no thanks

>>36880716
>they laugh as they walk away
That part made my kek a little

>>36880716
>they laugh as they walk away
I feel like it happens to me more than i realize

>>36880716

>start working out
>suddenly not as nervous
>capable of lifting the table and doing everything with ease, even less nervous
>So not nervous you actually remember to ask them if they have change for $60.
>Even if you end up saying fuck it here's the money and fuck off, you're aware it was a conscious decision you made, don't feel like you got fucked as hard.

Do that. Also, don't buy used furniture, just buy some garbage furniture and wait until you can invest in something that's worth a shit. I'm using a $30 coffee table I bought brand new like 4 years ago. It's pretty beat up and will wobble a bit, but I abuse the shit out of it. What am I at? $7 a year for this coffee table? Fuck yeah. Finally I'm a wise investor.

do i only have one move?

>>36880653
>not just waiting for the black pawn to cap the black king in more black-on-black violence

>>36880672
You must, check is only possible with one move, but checkmate is not. OP is a fucking mouth breather.

Yeah man I'm there with you. I have a problem with porn for sure and I'm trying to quit it. I've given it up for short periods of time every now but never been able to completely give it up. I know I've watched too much and gotten into weirder and weirder shit over the years and it's killed my dick, I've had the chance to lose my virginity with two different girls but I couldn't get it up with either of them just because my brain is so used to needing a screen and my physical stimulation.

It's a rough addiction to get over because there's no real chance of physical harm and so it feels like I can just do it every once in a while and be fine, but then once in a while turns into "oh well I already did today, so I may as well again" and "well I already did yesterday, so I may as well today" and so on. Here's to hoping for success to stay off it this time though.

>>36880902
What I did was I didn't give myself a "last day". I just went "Actually, I'm not going to jerk off ever again", and I haven't yet.

Porn, in my view, messes with how you view women. You see perfectly reasonably pretty young women, and because they're not tens like you jerk off to every day, you're not as interested. You also know that you can go back home and jerk off if it doesn't work out, so you're not as invested.

>>36880977
>What I did was I didn't give myself a "last day"
Yeah, this is what I tried the last time, but I ended up going back after a week or so for some reason or another. I know porn is basically a coping thing for me so I was probably just upset about something. The longest I ever went was Lent back in high school, I wasn't even a practicing Catholic but I just wanted to see if I could do it. Right now I'm either on day 2 or 3 again.
>You see perfectly reasonably pretty young women, and because they're not tens like you jerk off to every day, you're not as interested.
Yeah, I agree with this. I've known more than a few girls that I could have gotten with and enjoyed being with, but I didn't go for them because they weren't the near perfect models I was used to. Like whatever I liked about the girl's appearance, I can find a pornstar with that same thing but better.

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my only consolation is that it's just my hairline changing, and what I have left isn't thinning

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>Thinning and receding

Buzz it to a #00000 every couple of weeks, though.

>>36880542
Is Devin a robot?

>>36880515
>he didn't know that you have to have a colony of poop bats in there first
It's not my fault you didn't do your basic research.

>>36880515
poop in the living room, bedrooms, kitchen
smear it everywhere, don't forget to finish with pee

>>36880515
why would you even do this in the first place

stop being a weak baby

>>36880510
avec mains

>>36880516
Dude the cork is somehow sealed even though the bottle is already open, the material of the cork is to strong to jam a corkescrew in there. i don't know wtf to do

>>36880425
Gurotesuku
August Underground Mordum
The Life and Death of a Porno Gang
Tumbling Dolls of Flesh
Tokyo Gore Police

>>36880425
Anyone who likes this show should also watch Freaks and Geeks. Similar plot, same vibe, more episodes.

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>>36880425
Never heard of it anon, I'll check it out. Pic related is my guilty pleasure, I'm a wage slave with no friends, idk.

>>36880399
Yeah, I graduated from VIRGINia University

One acronym sums it it

KHV

>>36880399
do you have the wrong resume... that must not be mine

>>36880354
I never shower bob can't you tell?

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passenger? how you expect me to go fast with passenger seats?

>>36880354
Stop asking me dumbass irrelevant questions and fix my car, car bitch.

>>36880343
keep the water hot, it makes shaving easier, something about pores opening or something

>>36880343
pics? origanalodges

>>36880343
>shaving tips
use baby oil to shave your legs!
Feels a lot smoother and retains moisture in your legs after showering making them much smoother

>>36880337
My oneitis went from a whore to a qt with a really nice Chad boyfriend, so now my new oneitis is a qt who is actually a slut but a holes a hole.

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>>36880337
that is an idiotic reason to feel suicidal, my dude.

>>36880408
you know what else is idiotic? normies on my fucking board. gtfo cock sucker

He's pretty much the ultimate robot wizard. Pretty sure he's still a virgin.

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>>36880304

> Pretty sure he's still a virgin

Yeah, no.

Stop projecting. He's the strongest pure human in his universe, if that didn't get him laid he could rape any woman he wanted to and get away with it (unless a non-human cared to punish him for it)

>>36880417
>Strongest pure human
>In a universe where Krillin, Olibu and (debateably) Tien exist
Yeah, nah.