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2017-05-09 04:18:20 Post No.36881528
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:18:20 Post No. 36881528 [Report] [View this topic]

Which one would you gf /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:38:27 Post No.36881853
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>>36881528
The one on the left is too high maintenance.

The one on the right looks like she'd love me forever unconditionally, and other guys wouldn't be sniffing around her. I want an undesirable girl who isn't obese, and she fits the bill perfectly.

Also, is she blind and/or retarded? Even better, to be honest. That way she's reliant on me, and will have an extremely hard time leaving me.

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>>36881853
>hey anon how bout I suck yer dick

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>>36881853
You can hear her voice here: https://youtu.be/fvBSBvZua4I. Doesn't sound retarded, but she might be a little awkward though.

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Ask a irl dumbass anything 2017-05-09 04:15:08 Post No.36881483
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Ask a irl dumbass anything Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:15:08 Post No. 36881483 [Report] [View this topic]

Subject self explanatory,

I'm professionally dx'ed with autism, and I was called a retard by my own big brother, ask away

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:24:33 Post No.36881630
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:24:33 Post No.36881630 [Report]

what is the purpose of life?
~~is it worth it?~~

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:37:29 Post No.36881838
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>>36881630
Purpose of life is to live

It's not worth it

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:50:37 Post No.36882044
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>>36881483
do you have the fogs

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2017-05-09 04:07:50 Post No.36881353
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:07:50 Post No. 36881353 [Report] [View this topic]

I have to give a speech at my brother's wedding

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:09:13 Post No.36881373
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>>36881353
DO NOT MAKE ANY JOKES. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME CHARM AND SOCIAL GRACE TO MAKE A TASTEFUL JOKE AT AN EVENT THAT IMPORTANT

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:10:41 Post No.36881398
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>>36881353
Go on a rant about how she's eventually going to divorce him, take the kids/house/everything, and make him pay for alimony/child support.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:11:33 Post No.36881411
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:11:33 Post No.36881411 [Report]

I'm sorry anon. You're going to fail,

Good luck though

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2017-05-09 04:05:08 Post No.36881312
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:05:08 Post No. 36881312 [Report] [View this topic]

Help me /r9k/ if anyone has experienced this. I am schizophrenic and talk to people who don't exist or ive never met (friends or celebrities) out loud and have good funny conversations with them regular basis

But after playing Nier Automata, I only talk to 2B now. Nobody else. I am obsessed with her. We are in a relationship but weve never met. I would do anything to touch her. Shes all I think about anymore.

I dont want to tell my case worker that she is my focus because what if they take all my 2B merchandise away from me? I dont want her out of my life but its kind of debilitating. Should I keep hiding this until I get over her or what should I do

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:14:24 Post No.36881470
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>>36881312
Fuck off she's mine originallo

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Braaaaap

Mmmmmm succulent maam, is that mackerel i smell?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:21:22 Post No.36881583
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>>36881470
Maybe theres multiple 2Bs, a new one created every time you start a new save file. My 2B is mine, yours is yours.

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Voice Thread 2017-05-09 04:04:13 Post No.36881296
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Voice Thread Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:04:13 Post No. 36881296 [Report] [View this topic]

As promised, here's the thread again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHrNofSnEK

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:06:45 Post No.36881339
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FbGwAVweAG

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:24:58 Post No.36881635
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>>36881339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yLhcde2S6A

I forget not everyone is a fucking burger. That's in pounds.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:33:00 Post No.36881774
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>>36881635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVpPod0g2e

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25+ 2017-05-09 04:04:07 Post No.36881293
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25+ Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:04:07 Post No. 36881293 [Report] [View this topic]

Oldfags, get in here. How are you holding up?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:06:30 Post No.36881337
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:06:30 Post No.36881337 [Report]

im doing alright thanks for asking. you?

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:07:18 Post No.36881347
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:07:18 Post No.36881347 [Report]

>>36881293
real shitty

REAL shitty

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:10:01 Post No.36881388
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:10:01 Post No.36881388 [Report]

It's fine
all i hope to achieve in life is comfyness, weed, vidya, movies my aquariums that i enjoy keeping and blankets, delusions of a life with friends and a family are dead.

wagecucking is horrible but it's necessary to keep my lifestyle, just killing time till i die, at least I'm not kicking and screaming anymore, I have accepted everything.

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2017-05-09 04:02:50 Post No.36881273
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:50 Post No. 36881273 [Report] [View this topic]

Need help creating the ultimate trap thread/dump. Searching for high quality (image and trap) pics/gifs. No hons pls

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:04:27 Post No.36881299
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>>36881273
define hon

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:05:48 Post No.36881325
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>>36881273
Natty boi tits are the best thing in the world

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>>36881299
Anything not cute, soft and feminine.

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2017-05-09 04:01:47 Post No.36881252
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:01:47 Post No. 36881252 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw dom bf doesn't let you cum

geez, meanie

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:33 Post No.36881267
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:33 Post No.36881267 [Report]

>tfw dom bf makes you cum

ow

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:52 Post No.36881275
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:52 Post No.36881275 [Report]

>is a woman

>>>/out/

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:04:40 Post No.36881303
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:04:40 Post No.36881303 [Report]

>>36881275
or theyre just a big faggot

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Four loko 2017-05-09 03:57:42 Post No.36881175
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Four loko Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:57:42 Post No. 36881175 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't think there's anything else that hits the spot like Four loko... for me it's like, idk, Red Bull and Vodka? All in one. And I know it's not that popular, just the thing I choose to drink often. Also works great with burger and fries. Which made me wonder: Do I need to make healthier food/drink choices?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:01:41 Post No.36881247
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:01:41 Post No.36881247 [Report]

4loko tastes like artificial shit and there's no reason to drink it unless you're under the legal age of drinking

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:05:35 Post No.36881321
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:05:35 Post No.36881321 [Report]

I just sublimate the artificial part, given everything is artificial in this industry anyway. Tastes good for me anyway...

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:06:15 Post No.36881334
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>>36881175
Are you the guy who makes the daily dinner threads?

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2017-05-09 03:56:49 Post No.36881159
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:56:49 Post No. 36881159 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ do you like big vaginas?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:58:54 Post No.36881200
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I don't give a fuck what it looks like as long as its moderately tight. Pussy is pussy.

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I like big sloppy roasties

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:01:02 Post No.36881234
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:01:02 Post No.36881234 [Report]

I have a big cock, so yes.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:56:31 Post No. 36881157 [Report] [View this topic]

First appointment with psychiatrist tomorrow.
Its 75 excruciating minutes long.

What am I in for?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:00:57 Post No.36881232
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:00:57 Post No.36881232 [Report]

75 minutes is rough, mine were 45 mins. If you've ever seen a counselor, it's pretty much the same deal, explain your problems, they'll listen and try to offer simple advice at first and then get into medication. It's more of a doctor's appointment then anything. My 2 visits to a psychiatrist turned out to be incredibly helpful for my anxiety,

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:02:56 Post No.36881278
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>>36881157
Don't lie about your problems at all. Like at all. Theyve heard everything so there's no need to be embarrased. The worst thing you could do is lie/exaggerate how little your problem is, and be prescribed some bullshit prescription that won't help you, resulting in more appointments.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 04:11:50 Post No.36881415
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>>36881278
That's the thing. I got the referral from my doctor after being in a deep depression for about two years, but it comes and goes. I'll have good months and terrible months but right now I'm feeling good. Don't know what he's supposed to do in that situation.

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2017-05-09 03:47:48 Post No.36881042
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:47:48 Post No. 36881042 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you mixed? If so, what are you?
I wonder if there's a correlation between "Robotism" and mixed people

I'm Berber/Italian

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:53:18 Post No.36881105
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:53:18 Post No.36881105 [Report]

Im black and white.
What a coincidence that my mother actually just got done screaming at me about my 'race'. I want to fucking kill myself so badly.

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>>36881042
Nordic Anglo Celtic pure northern gallon of milk ugly but have a big penis not too big though and what else deep voice brawny chest daddy but have autism so can't pull off daddy play.

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>>36881042
>Are you mixed?
girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fQ1i6Zw6JA

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GUYS 2017-05-09 03:46:36 Post No.36881028
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GUYS Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:46:36 Post No. 36881028 [Report] [View this topic]

A GIRL LOOKED IN MY GENERAL VICINITY TODAY! WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS! I NEED TO KNOW

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:48:37 Post No.36881053
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:48:37 Post No.36881053 [Report]

dude she fucking loves you, you might become a normie

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>>36881028
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

I've been dreaming about this for years OP

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>>36881053
>>36881062
SHIT GUYS, I WISH I KNEW HOW TO SPEAK OR TYPE NOT IN CAPS LOCK, HOW DO I CONTINUE MY RELATIONSHIP?

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:43:11 Post No. 36880979 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey robots, im a bad artist but want to try this once in a slow board for fun. Keep it simple so i can take a few request before sleping

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:44:43 Post No.36880999
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>>36880979
Pepe eating a bowl of spaghetti. I like your handwriting.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:45:30 Post No.36881009 [Report]

a cherry blossme

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>>36880999
First one goes full color, enjoy your pasta

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COLORADO ROBOTS Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:42:03 Post No. 36880957 [Report] [View this topic]

ATTENTION COLORADO ROBOTS

HAVE YOU EVER HAD AUTISTIC FANTASIES OF OPERATING IN THE WOODS?

WELL NOW YOU CAN LIVE OUT THESE FANTASIES WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER RETARDS WITH PAINTBALL GUNS IN THE WOODS!

A bunch of guys are going up into the mountains west of Colorado Springs to shoot each other with paintball/air soft guns during a 3 day camping trip. If you are fit enough to run a mile you should be fine.

If you are interested send an email to [email protected]

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:44:57 Post No.36881002
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:44:57 Post No.36881002 [Report]

JUST TO BE CLEAR THE EMAIL IS [email protected]. not autism, austism.

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:55:03 Post No.36881128 [Report]

Never talk again

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Anonymous 2017-05-09 03:55:46 Post No.36881139 [Report]

Are real guns accepted? I bought a new mauser id like to try

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