>an article I posted on reddit has made it to the front page and has over 11k upvotes, my inbox is filling with hundreds of responses, and I have received reddit gold
What do I do?
Link to articool?
Is your username Lamont-Cranston?
>>36882967
How about you go back there you filthy r3dditor piece of shit
>Worried what picture of me they'll use in the news reports
Should I take a decent one and leave it with my note or is that weird?
>implying there would be a news report about you
>>36882900
this
unless you're a good looking roastie there will be no news report
>>36882885
Create a normiebook if you don't have one and only post the picture you want them to use. Also suicide is for normies, actually living this miserable life is much more interesting.
>Have attractive features
>Everybody praising my intelligence even though I'm a complete retard
>Have large dick
>Deep voice that attracts stacys en masse
>Become basement dwelling autist regardless
I'm failing life on easy mode, you fucks can at least rationalize your failure, I have nothing to blame except myself.
Same here. I'm an attractive guy with garbage social skills. Staceys show interest in me until they realise how bad I am at conversing, so now I avoid all contact with them for fear of them knowing who I truly am.
>>36882854
post voice desu
>>36882854
I feel your pain anon, i've had 3 chances with 10/10 staceys but in the end they all just leave...but i'm fine with it
Hey folks, I have a bit of a dilemma on my hands. I've recently grown enamored with a girl. We casually talk in our college classes, and went out to lunch once and it was a really great time I thought. I really like her, and think I want to try dating her (never had a girlfriend before). However, I'm not sure how interested she is, and the biggest problem is she's going back home for the summer in two weeks. Do I tell her how I feel before, or wait until the fall semester? I worry that by then any romantic chances I have will be gone, but I also worry that it just wouldn't be worth starting now (she'll be about 4 hours away all summer, although a few times during it I'll be an hour away). What do I do?
Also, general girl problem thread I suppose. Would love to talk to anyone else who has some uncertainties
>>36882827
>4 hours
The only girlfriend I ever had lived three hours away when I started dating her, and I'd drive to see her two or three times a week. I loved her SO fucking much.
Four hours ain't shit if you really like her, anon.
>>36883037
Thanks anon, I appreciate it. She's working as a camp counselor, so I don't know how often I'd be able to see her. But still, maybe it's worth a shot. I just don't want to fuck this up, I rarely feel this way about a girl
>green eyes master race
Why don't you have most exquisite eyes, Anon?
>>36882825
I like how human pupils dilate whenever they are focusing on something. Humans are cute!
>>36882825
very cute eyes. I love them
>>36882825
im recessive for green eyes so hopefully my kids have green or hazel eyes, maybe even blue since some of my aunts have blue eyes
>tfw need to kill myself but terribly afraid of the pain
>>36882798
Starve yourself to death, after a while it doesn't hurt anymore and you just die
The pain is temporary
after you die you'll have no memory of any pain or suffering you had in your entire life, it wont matter.
I'm going to mix liquor, xanax, and oxy and go to sleep. I'm pretty confident about it.
>watching movie with bro
>black man comes on screen
>little brother bites his lip
>>36882787
Yeah, I'd be spooked something awful if a jigaboo appeared on the picture box, maybe even to the point of suicide, I don't know...
maybe he was trying to stop himself from throwing up
>>36882787
>>36882829
>>36882851
>me and big bro watching a movie
>dirty monkeyman appears on screen
>force myself not to throw up but don't know how
>bite lip but still throw up a little when monkeyman gets closer to screen
"Hurry up and eat your dinner because you'll be eating my ass later."
What say you?
"Okay plate up so I can finish and eat your ass."
Can I eat ass first then eat dinner?
>>36882764
Shut the fuck up mom you aint telling me what to do cuz im eating that A S S right bout now!
How do I stop being poor over weed?
I don't just smoke weed for a buzz I do it because I have stress and it stops my panic attack and night terrors and sometimes I get so sick to my stomach I need it and there's days where I'm so depressed it's the only thing that stops me from suicide
stop smoking pot
>>36883104
I get violently sick to my stomach almost every day. Like to the point where just moving makes me want to puke and I get light headed and stuff just bending over to grab something and if I don't smoke I can't get out of my depressed mind set. Like all I wanna do is run away or kill myself or something and weed is the only thing that makes me like life.
>>36883163
See a doctor dude, you're on the road to a heroin addiction with this mindset. Literally how Kurt Cobain got into the shit. What causes your stomach issues?
Are you religious?
Why or why not?
What do you think of people that don't share your beliefs?
>>36882708
>Are you religious?
no
>Why or why not?
those cardboard crackers they gave you at church tasted like ass
>What do you think of people that don't share your beliefs?
i really couldnt care less unless they're trying to cram religion down other peoples throats, then its just fucking obnoxious
>>36882708
Religious Dvon plz leave
Why are black people so staunchly christian? You would think after being put into slavery they wouldn't be to fond of their master's belief system.
>go into trump generals
>make drumpf posts
>image filename: shareblue_assets or crewsample_pepe
>gather (you)'s
>pretend to be a redditor and use slang/phrases like "pedes" and "based black man!"
>get 100 (you)'s telling me to go back to plebbit
>write long winded paragraphs on why a specific ethnic group is not really white
>threads turns into a debate arguing whiteness
>pretend to be a successful black businessman with a white gf and multiple kids
>bait them into posting stormfront infographs and writing essays about regression to the mean
they deserve it for making this site so popular
trump supporters really are degenerate retards, though
>find threads accusing Trump of being a puppet
>watch pathetic retards try to deny
>post pic related with a condescending comment
I never get any replies
>>36882753
Careful, you'll trigger them, if any ventured out of their "safe space" in /pol/
Smoking on a toilet
What are you doing?
B-bones? i knew you posted on /r9k/
smoking =/= vaping
nigger
>>36882591
>look and dress like a romanian
>californian timezone filename
Diaspora?
How're you guys doing today? I'm currently feeling great after a couple shots of Kraken alone in my room.
No roasties, chads, normies, moralfags, etc. this thread isn't for you.
>>36882563
I'm doing better today, anon.
I haven't been sleeping much recently, if at all. I went against my word and started taking excessive amounts of xanax again. I've been sleeping, but I feel guilty for returning to my vice.
As always, I'm alone in my drink downing whiskey. Absolutely dreading tomorrow.
Getting drunk as fuck
Hopefully the guy I'm buying a gun from comes through so I can leave this shithole
How does pic related make you feel anon? It makes me feel... a bit comfy inside.
is that aurora?
>>36882542
It makes me feel proud of not being an american ghamburger shit-eating moron
>>36882542
It makes me want to go for a run.
Anyone else wishing they had a gf like this?
I wish I was a gf like that
>>36882545
I just wanted to shitpost, but yeah that's the real feel.
>>36882528
yes
girl (girl) with a big thing for feminine penises here
>tfw mtfs with big natural tits are rare as hen's teeth